How often do you get qt's checking you out at the gym?

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>>39120807
what's a gym?

>>39120817
a place where homosexuals go to jerk each other off

Literally everyday. But I wear tights and no shorts so the ladies love seeing my bulge. Always catch em mirin

>>39120807
Holy shit she's cumming just from looking at him!

>>39120871
she's clearly rubbing it

>>39120871
Hes talking about his dead grandmother and shes sympathizing you mysoginist porn addict

>>39120895
what makes you think it's not both

>>39120807
Probably once a week, although I'm too much of a pussy to approach any of them, so I just stare at my phone when I catch a qt mirin

>>39120807
I don't know, I'm autistic as fuck and make sure to not look at them because I don't want to seem creepy. Plus I always figure I'm not the best looking guy there so it's impossible they're looking at me

I catch a few walking to and from class sometimes though

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>>39120807
When women approach me in the gym I usually politely tell them something like "I'll tell you what, lemme finish my routine and we can talk on our way out." If *I* actually wanted to talk to them later, I'd slightly rephrase. "Howdy, I'm Anon, after I finish my routine, let's walk and talk on our way out."

I'm not playing the dating game anymore but when I was, this was a pretty successful technique, presumably because it demonstrated several things:

>I'm focused and motivated
>I know how to prioritize
>I value my time
>my time is obviously more important than yours
>btw I'm important
>but wait, they're important enough that I even "made time" just for them in my busy schedule (aww how special! <3)
>I have fucking places to be
>idea gets planted that they may end up coming WITH ME to these fucking places I need to be ("OUR way out" - that sounds like an adventure, bitches love adventure)
>depending on tone used, can make them believe they're in trouble. Like "I'm your father and I need to have a serious discussion with you, young lady who I am VERY disappointed in" trouble. They stew, confused, trying to figure out what the fuck they did to warrant this behavior while bouncing around on the treadmill, staring directly at my balls through my gym shorts, thinking about me the entire time, unable to stop looking at/for me to figure out what the fuck just happened
>then I finish and they hurry over to speak with me and quickly realize that they were being autistic when I'm super nice with them but they have 0 time to recover and usually make mistakes when speaking with me and get embarrassed and think about these mistakes (and, thus, also me) even after they go home and confuse embarrassment with shyness, then confuse that with being attracted to me
>then you friend zone them when they get boring

This is how to turn your everyday gym experience into an irl harem anime.

>>39120807
pretty often, but I don't differentiate between people miring me and people transfixed by my autistic clothing

>>39121154
thanks for sharing

>>39121154
>confuse that with being attracted to me

i like the sounds of that!

>>39120807
I had a muslim girl eyeing me one time I think

I have so much potential for facial aesthetics but this is hopefully my last school year at CC so I'm just on the bulk train, using minox for beard gains, probably going to get some braces again, and hopefully HOPEFULLY get my gyno removed.

>lifts for 3 months.
>Thinks girl in a gym surrounded by many other guys with more gains is mirin.
>Bodydismorphia has yet to set in.

>>39122002
>tfw 1000 lbs club and body dysmorphia
>assume people are being ironic and are making fun of me when they say i look buff
how do i get the 3 months lifting confidence back?

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>>39120807
Never

>>39120895
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>>39120871
the best part is it was a boxing match fucking body builders trying to make themselves feel better. This guy (Connor something, irish I think? I remember watching this on stream when it happened shit I'm old) beat the shit out of his opponent in about 30 seconds and girlie here was creaming herself in the hallway interviewing him. Never mind the lip bite check the hevay breathing exhales and the gaze / eye flutter

I have a sexy milf talking to me and giving me compliments all the time. I am married though and she looks like trouble so I will not go down that path.

>>39120807
all the fucking time... it's getting annoying desu, senpai...

>>39122232
Nice trip fag

>>39122193
from memory he was talking about his dead gf or some other sob story

not at the gym, sometimes in public though

I'm pretty DYEL but have a top notch ass and decent face so that's probably why

>>39120807
Never. It makes me feel bad about myself.

My gym is dude only. Not by some rule, it is just that my gym is in bad part of town, and girls apperently think that rape is not fun.

>>39122586
what do they know...

Only dudes and milfs ever check me out

>>39122628

Hnnng how do i aquire milf??

>>39122636
Be a dyel twink unfortunately

>>39122642

Yep. MILFs all seem to want to fuck their children.

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>>39120807
I don't think I've ever noticed if it happened, but then again I go in old clothes because I mostly don't give a fuck

I also get sweaty real quick and get bright red during any of my lifts, Idon't think girls like checking out the a guy who looks like he's dying any second

>>39121154
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>>39121154

>be qt
>go up to guy at the gym
>"hey, I was just wondering when you're going to finish, because I want to use th-..."
>"Howdy, I'm Anon, after I finish my routine, let's walk and talk on our way out."
>"uh, okay.."
>walk away
>get on the treadmill, but keep stewing inside
>fucking ugly dyel hogging the elliptical machine
>he's finally done
>I hurry over so no one else can take it
>"Heyo! Sorry if I came off a little rude, I'm actually a very nice guy. Let's get on OUR way!"
>he tips his hoody and offers to carry my bag
>i go with him because I don't want him to feel awkward
>i think he's trying to hit on me
>"Soooo, when is the SEX happening?"
>i've had enough and tell him to fuck off
>"Ah, boring! I am putting you into my friend zone harem!"
>i sleep with him because i don't want him to think i'm boring

>>39121154
you might be very autistic

>>39120807
Did she really find that dude attractive? How is a fake tan, bulging muscles type attractive?

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>>39120807

>>39121154
....what

>>39120807
Tuesday's and Saturdays
Nobody front squats so they all mire them ATG paused front squats

>>39124523
did you see her bite her liip?

>>39120807
You dense faggots this is some OLD funking meme bullshit

In the interview he tells her his dad died or something and he is really sad but dedicated to his memory and she does a little sad face lip bite as if to say "oh! Ummmmm that's sad".

It has nothing to do with mirin. It's just bait for all you dense faggots who fall for it and get rectumrekt

>>39120807
All the time bby
Black girls white girls ans azn girls love me and my rugby shorts

>>39125656
Lol, that reaction is pretty exaggerated but hilarious at the same time.

>>39121154
>I'm not playing the dating game anymore but when I was

freaking KEK

>>39122193
No it wasn't a boxing match you lying fuck. It was a normal body beautiful contest which m80 won. Yeah he was talking about his dead grandma, but that chick was still creaming herself. Funny thing was just to the right of her is the guy's wife shooting a look at the interviewer who deliberately stands with her back towards her, effectively blocking her out of the interview and eyeshot.

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>>39128421
Hate all you want, it worked for me.

Not in the dating game anymore because I graduated college and settled down already and I have no desire to cheat because I'm happy with what I've got.

>someone achieved something I want to achieve
>I know, I'll call them autistic and never attempt to do what they did to succeed

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>>39128548
it's okay, we're just yanking your chain

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>>39120807
>mfw a 70yr old lady gave me a weird look and laughed to herself when she saw me wearing my trump hoody

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>am I being mired or am I the weird guy at the gym?

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>>39128548
i seriously thought you were memeing with the OP.

Now i see that youre not...or are you? I dont even know anymore. Fuck you pal.

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>>39129961

>tfw I'm that weird guy doing t-bar rows in the corner.

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>>39121154
>Howdy

>>39120817
Wow. Look at all those people whose lives dont matter...