Anyone know how to do that photoshop thing where you take the size of the phone and you figure out how tall and wide this guy is? His legs are nonexistent so don't worry about that. Thanks.
>>39119552
Ask him for a shoot out
>>39119570
Dbol shootout?
>>39119644
in the butt
>>39119672
Which cheek?
>>39119552
You are dumb as hell OP. With his size and those veins he will not have endurance. Just be quick and 2 minutes in start punching hard when he is out of breath. Not trying to be funny, but guys like him aren't fighters. His ego is just talking and those are popcorn muscles. This applies to every bodybuilder.
>>39119552
He's 5'7
>>39119701
Thanks. How can you tell?
>adults planning to fight
>not professionally
You guys should just anhero together
>>39119744
I'm good at guessing
>>39119764
Galaxy Note 7 is not available at this time.
>>39119700
t. dyel
>>39119794
I don't even know this meme
>>39119700
>he thinks a street fight lasts more than 2 minutes
Kek
>>39119552
Why? did you fuck his boyfriend or something?
>>39119700
lol
>>39119744
He'd have kicked your ass already if he wasn't a manlet.
>>39119900
Bc it hasn't really caught on so much I expect it to fizzle quickly
>>39119700
...sure bud
Put that cunt in a rear naked. You don't lift and not at least somewhat train in any mixed martial art, do you OP?
>>39119552
dont even bother throwing punches/boxing him. just try and throw him to the ground and jump on top of him if you can. ur gonna look retarded trying to throw hands if ur not trained
Dont fight him rat on him to the gym people
>>39120801
Heh, do this OP. Because you're quick you get the advantage. Just close the distance between you and him as fast as possible.
>>39120281
serious??
He may be faster then you but this is not a Problem. he have no Stamina and this is the most inportant Thing in a fight!
just ran around him, make him move and miss couple of shots. Wrestle with him and he will be done. Then you have a easy game.
>>39120801
Yeah, it's really a shocker if when he goes to fight you just scream, run into him, knock him over and then tear his ears off while stuffing your fingers in his eyeballs.
t. Chimpanzee