Well /fit/?

Slam window down on his neck

Rape him in the mouth

Prep my wife and let him in

>>39118874
rape daughter, shot myself call cops

Soccer kick him in the head as hard as I can

shoot him in the head.

I say "hey!" very loudly. He gets spooked and leaves

>>39118874
Wonder why I would leave my window open.

Take a pic apparently

Call the cops, obviously.

ask if he'll spot for me

Post on /x/
>Holy shit you guys a shadow person is haunting my house

>>39118874
Ask him if he brought beer.

>>39118891
Came here to post this. First post best post.

>>39118874
Knee him in the face then go outside and beat his ass if he's alone or go get my glock and shoot him and his pals if there's a group.

>>39118891
Fpbp
>>39119014
Kek

Vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnWW4_bRs5o

>>39119104
Had an honest laugh. Thanks for posting

>>39118874
Hey bro, you mind locking that again on your way out

>>39118921
That's going to be super awkward if he doesn't have a gun...

>>39118955
>gets spooked
but he already is

>>39118874
Shoot him in the head.

>>39119247
"Officer, a black man reached in my window, so like any sane red-blooded American, I immediately raped my own daughter and shot myself in the leg - what are you failing to understand here?"

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>>39119098
lol sure you would, Timmy

I would greet my nigga brother and let him get in my crib dawg

>>39120003
Excuse me friend but I am more /fit/ more well trained, and more skilled than 90% of the people you meet. I would decimate this man in a matter of mere seconds and there would be nothing, I repeat NOTHING that he could do it about.

Just because you are a indefensible little beta, does not mean the rest of us are.

I would break his cheekbones with my knees in a swift motion, then drag him onto the front lawn and humiliate him with nasty hooks until I determined he had learnt his lesson with all the neighbors looking on. If at ANY point I deemed a threat, I would disarm him of any weapons with ease and then use my glock and put 2 in his chest and 1 in his head. If any other gang bangers were hanging around I would execute them on sight.

Good luck being a frail, weak-minded, indecisive baby for the rest of your life.

I prepare myself for moments like this, and I intend to act, rather than react.

Bitch.

>>39120046

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Hey! Are you a Phillies fan too?

>>39120099
Ha! I call bullshit, you don't know anyone in the Navy Seals, and that is Stolen Valor right there, you worthless little shit. You wouldn't even know where to start trying to get near someone like me. I would destroy before you knew what happened. You don't know any spies, and you aren't tracking an IP - this is all just scare tactics, but they won't work on someone like me, you little pussy. Even I can only kill someone in about 220 different ways, so I know you are talking shit. You aren't trained at all, you are just an internet tough guy, and if you are it's nowhere near the level of skill and dedication that I have. The United States Marine Corps are a bunch of pussies and I would eat them for breakfast, ten at a time. You don't know shit about retribution, you slimy piece of shoe scum. You are the one who has made the mistake of responding to my message, knowing you have no skills or power whatsoever, so be very careful who you talk to. You never know who I might know. I'm not dead, but if you don't watch what you say to me, I can't be held responsible for what happens.

>>39120099
I laughed at this more than I should have

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>>39118874

what the purpose of these threads?, to laugh at our delusions?

I'm a soldier, I can probably kill him in 10 different ways being modest

also, my windows have bars

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>>39118874
>No comment

>>39120183
fresh pasta?

grab my shotgun and let the gunz buszt

>>39118899
kek

>>39120244
Bitch I'm a navy seal, I can kill him in seven hundred ways and that's just with my bear hands.

>>39120183
Nice.

>>39118874

I'm a white police officer

>>39120499
So basically, you framed him by propping up his already bullet-ridden body into that position to make good on the court case?

Cool.

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>>39118874
>all these agressive responses

Come on guys it's 2016. You should just invite that fine gentleman in and give him all your electronics as payback for what America did to his people. It's what Bernie Sanders would want.

>>39118874
Grab my nightstand gun, flick the 200 lumen strobe and rid the world of a cancer

>>39120679
So basically if you have a beard and/or glasses you are a nu-male?

Even if you are Chad tier attractive, alpha as fuck, deadlift all the weight, and generally a badass?

>Projection: The Post.

>>39120722
post pic and stats

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>>39120782
6'1 92kg no beard or glasses
just asking a question about the generalization
now you post pic and stats
>inb4 you pussy out and don't post shit

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>>39120835
Need more chest.
>>39120782
Oh snap. You just got called the fuck out.

>>39120722
Are you fucking illiterate?

There was more to that post than beard and glasses

It has to do with how you carry yourself

Also you don't know what projection means

Dust off the ole rope and get me sum authentic Halloween decorations

>>39120889
>still no pics
hmmm really makes you think

>>39120889
how come you aren't posting pics, phaggot?
too buttblasted? it's called getting btfo, don't be a bitch and ask people to post if you aren't gonna respond in kind. $100 says you don't even lift, $200 says you are a fatty/skelly, $350 says manlet, who wants to give me 2:1 odds?

>>39120889
REKT
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Post your fat-ass already

>>39120920
You're on. I'll take him being above 6', and skinnyfat over fatty/skelly. 2 to 1.

>>39119913
>knows that "spook" is a racial epithet

Over 30 detected

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>>39120910
>>39120920
>>39120926
>>39120964
>samefagging

I'm not even the first person you responded to

But anyone can tell its you in all of these posts by your brainlet typing style lmao

Reminder: this guy couldn't read a series of sentences and doesn't know what the word projecting means

>>39121042
fucking old cunts get off my chan im 12 and what is this

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>>39121061

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>>39121074
>can't type anything without sounding like a brainlet

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>>39118874
curse the asshole architect who put the door that fucking close to the window

Seriously there's a reason windows in most homes are more than an arm's reach away from the fucking door handle. Unless you live in a motel room or some shit shack, this sort of thing shouldn't be possible because no one would design a house like that

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>>39121099
It's okay you are too scared to post a pic of you, we understand - it says more about you and your physique than if you actually did post a pic.

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I keep my machete close to hand for just such things

just cut the arm off, finish the nigger off and bury him in my acres of private family land, no cops needed

Nigger better have a death wish coming onto my property cuz he ain't leaving it ever again

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124 grain jacketed hollow point HST.

It's what the police use to kill black people. Good enough for me.

>>39118874
I'd slam my heel into his arm, pinning him and then beat the shit out of his face until he's unconscious, then carry his smelly carcas to the nearest black people storage facility(prison).

dick out ass bare

>>39118899
Kek and checked