Any sexual encounters at gym? Story time

>>39113856
>be me
>get guest pass
>make gf go to gym
>tell her to park at the back lot
>after gym go to her SUV
>fuck her raw
>bust inside of her
>go home
>eat dinner
>fall asleep

>>39113856
>posting a screenshot from your phone
Newfaggot

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>two girls walk by, one of them slaps my ass and they quickly round the corner out of sight
>would have followed but my shit was laying around everywhere
Was I raped, /fit/?

>>39113856
>be me
>not you
>>go gym
>See a beta go in with his gf
>his gf eyeing me up
>he's insecure as fuck and tells her to wait outside
>she licks her lips and motions me to follow
>go out fuck her raw in her beta bf's car
>nut inside her and wipe my cock on the drivers seat
>Go back to the gym
>Pass her bf on the way, he's looking down at the floor
>i go in and finish workout and show of my Chad shreds

Got banned from a gym for railing this cardio bunny in the group workout studio and getting into a fight with a personal trainer the next day.

She was a fuck buddy and then I caught feels. Think I posted this before.

>We're both there at the same time at 2am
>Decide to workout together and shoot the shit
>She asks me to help her stretch out in the studio
>Closes the door behind us and kills the lights
>Things get hot and heavy, end up with her pressed to the glass and me hitting it from behind
>After we're done end up back at her house, watching movies and going at it

Never fall for the gym sloot meme.

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Just one

>be me
>in gym
>plate dispenser ate my dollar
>taking creatine so lose it to roid rage and punch the machine,hurting my knuckles
>walk away
>Gym Gains Marshal approaches
>guapo, you look weird, let's go to the police station, where you follas mi culo policíaco con tu delicioso sudoroso y palpitante twink pene quiere que hagas de mi tu sucia y docil perra

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300lb nigger general manager was featured in the local paper because he was doing S&C for several pro football players. Got fired the same week for groping too many soccer moms. For years every single day pic related happen and nobody cared until they did...

>>39113912
Sounds hot

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>>39113912
>this will never happen to you

>>39113932
Best sex of my life. Sweaty and needy and hard. She was a freak too, have like 4 scars on my back from her.

>>39113946
However it's possible that she was fucking the whole gym and not only you

>>39113990
Probably but I was clean after and she was tight af. No fuss, no muss.

>be me, benching 300 kg in gym (low i know but i had just started)
>see a beta's girlfriend
>she wants to have sex with me because i am hot and all women cheat on their boyfriends and husbands no exceptions
>i teleport behind her and pull out my katana if you know what i mean (sex!!!)
>she cums literally all over the gym, i actually got kicked out because i made her get cum everywhere lol
>we went to my house and we ate her boyfriend for dinner

>>39114009
Sick game bruh.

Eating pussy is not beta

>be me
>pretty experienced at the gym
>notice there's a new guy (i live in a small town)
>who's this skinny faggot.jpg
>approach him
>hey bruv, need some help? I noticed you are new and desu your form is pretty bad
>n-no t-t-thank y-you
>are you sure?
>y-yes sir
>think to myself "what a sissy boi. this newb need to be taught a lesson"
>finish my work out
>hit the showers
>wait for him to come
>fuck his ass in the showers while using soap as lube
Yeah, i taught that newb a lesson that he will never forget

> female asian fitness instructor
>get her digits with strong sarge game
>talk her into coming over for vidya games
> I dont even have a xbox
>she comes over, fucked her brains out easy sleazy.
>if you believe it you can achieve it.

>>39114009
>>we went to my house and we ate her boyfriend for dinner
Who ate the p-penis?

>>39113894
you were swolested and you should notice authorities

>>39113856
>be in switzerland
>go to gym
>almost all girls are ugly and deformed
>be working out
>look at girl
>girl looks at me
>chäs has been spilled
>finish workout
>shower and go home

>>39114245
To be fair, what do you even say in that scenario?
>"what's up? I guess you saw me checking you out, huh"

>>39114644
Ägsgüse, do you mind if we schnäddere for a bit?

>>39114696
I don't speak barbarian
What is this?

>be me
>Go to gym
>Its penis inspection day (every fucking time)
>Luck out and get qt 3.14 female inspector
>Impressed by my rod as it hardens
>Proceeds to throw me the succ
>I rail her from behind over the decline bench
>I climax
>Everyone gets on the floor and walks the dinosaur

>>39114136
When's the next seminar?

>>39114169
>>>>>>>reddit

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>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
rolling for big win!

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
Roll

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>>39113856
I usually post this on humor threads but this is surprisingly relevant so here you go

>>39114934
roll

>>39114063
You gave me crabs

>>39114886
hello chimpo

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>>39113856
So my girlfiend is bi and open to having a threesome with a girl be both screen for aptitude and ability to cook us dinner afterwards.

>be me at el gymo
>see 7.999999999.../10 busty milf
>she's checkin me out
>I think she's inpressed by my lifts
>tfw she doesn't do regular dumb woman shit 24/7
>feel like I could appoarch her

Should I m8's?

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
>>39114934
Hello Chimpo

>>39113898
Holy shit dude, are you me?

>>39113913
I get roid rage on creatine all the time too, to be honest, family.

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39115099
What made her one-gorrilionth short of being an 8 fammerly?

>>39114851
yeah, go back to it
the term originated on /fit/

>>39115217
Idk man like sometimes I look at her face and it's just averge, other times I'm kinda like ooh sheit no bag 4 u

>>39114136
>talk her into coming over for vidya games
> I dont even have a xbox

kek

>be me
>highschool
>date 8/10 grill
>her mom is superfit/cardio bunny/ 30day challenge
>convinces me to start going to gym
>Current gf is a freak
>too freaky wants to put stuff in mah bum
>Notbout that....She ends it
>still hang out with em both
>go to gym with mam one day
>she spots my Squat...grabs cock instead
>I no repped...she gainsgoblin
>finish workout in silence ..very sweaty
>use trainer office to rail her raw
>Nut premium 19/yo into her cardiobox
>mom is just as much of a freak

tldr; Fucked freaky girl in HS
Then fucked her mom for the next two years

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
Roll

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39113856
I had a semi once

>>39114029
Omega faggot

>>39115590
I want to believe bro. Post pics of mum

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>Be me, King of the Manlets
>At gym
>See the lanklet cardio bunny
>She's a good 8/10 amazon, probably 6'5"
>ALWAYS catch her mirin in the mirror
>She's as autismo as /fit/ (probably posts here)
>Real shy won't make eye contact with anyone

She is the type that comes in, does her routine and bails asap

>Go about my routine
>Doing stuff at the bench
>She gets done with her routine
>This time, she sticks around for a bit
>Mumbling to herself, like she's working up courage
>Walking in my direction
>I'm resting but freak and quickly drop down for a set on inclined dumbbells

(I'm the only other person in there btw)

>Here her mutter "Shit" turn around and leave

And that kids is how your mother and I both spilled our spaghetti.

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
rolling mazafakas

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

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>>39116222
>>39115923
>>39115590
Posted least recognizable photo
Shit

>>39114886
HELLO Chimpo

>>39115924
uhh.. was this at fitness 19 on orchard lake like 2 week ago

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
>>39114934
Hello Chimpo, lets see how my dick does.

>>39114934

Rolling in the deep

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39116277
>>39115924

Did /fit/ find true love?

>>39114934
Rolling

>>39114886
Hello chimpo give me musclo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
Rawlin

>>39114886
hello chimpo

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>>39114136
>I don't even have an xbox.

Also, probably the GOAT story teller on youtube right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OazrrxF8woo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
Let's do it

>>39113856
nice screenshot faggot

>>39113856
>walking past squat rack
>qt is walking by in the other direction
>grab her by the waist and start kissing her neck
>she responds
>things get more heated
>kissing passionately
>clothes coming off
>I'm fully erect
>she goes down on me for several minutes, deep throating my magnum dong
>shit was SO cash
>bend her over, eat her pussy and ass until she is soaking wet
>slide my cock inside her and give her some deep dicking for a good half hour
>cum inside her
>smack her ass, tell her that was amazing, go shower

Feels good being home gym masterrace and fucking your gf whenever you want.

>>39114886

Hola, Harambe

>>39115924
>she's the type that comes in, does her set and leaves asap
What fucking other types are there?

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
rollIIII

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>>39114009

hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39116608
>stopping workout for cardio
Never gonna make it

>>39114934
Let's have a go

>>39116884
I did feel unusually weak afterwards. Fuck.

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
henry rollins

>>39114934
Oh fug

>>39116232

Nice.

>>39116232

Can you post a pic of your bod? Are you 1234? What does it take to land this position?

>>39114063
>using soap as lube
over the line, lad.
Don't you know that's an irritant?

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
Roll

>>39114934
Roll

>>39114934
Rolll

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>Lifting in gym.
>There's only me and this qt 8/10 girl.
>Start suqatting when suddenly feel the urge to take a shit.
>Go to the toilet and dump a massive crap.
>Get back to work.
>I start squatting again.
>I look around and see the girl again; she be mirin.
>Catch her mirin all the time.
>Feel alpha as fuck
>Everytime i move my head she's mirin
>Okay now this is getting weird.
>At this point i don't even know what the fuck is going on.
>maybe she's horny as fuck and wants to fuck me really bad.
>Gulp and move next to her
>She says nothing, keep looking at me
>I man up and ask her if she wants to do something dirty in the toilet ;)))
>She screams: OMG!!11
>wut.jpg
>My spaghetti drops
>Tell her im sorry i was just joking
>She says im a pervert a creep and disgusting
>Tell her i though she was mirin me
>She moves away while says she was looking at me because i have a shitstain in my shirt and she's disgusted
>look at my shirt
>There's a big shitstain
>mfw

>>39116959
>>39116967
I was a Hefty ottermode(varsity swim) then with endless amounts of testosterone...

I remember she would come to my swim meets every now and then and after we would fuck in her SUV or in the piano room. Her tubes were tied so I could Nutaroo in her whenever I wanted.(always)

>>39114934
mm

>>39117015
It's ok, my penis was not hurt

>>39113856
>Girl I've been messing around with wants to workout together.

>She gets turned on by squats.

>Rubs my dick while I try to bench press.

>Grabs me any chance she can get.

>Check no one is watching, shove her against the wall and make out.

>Leave gym and destroy her.

Gains achieved.

>>39117089
Get off the internet gramps, your jokes are bad and you should feel bad

>be me
>not you
>>go gym
>see a alpha go in while im with bf
>im eyeing him up
>bf is insecure as fuck and tells me to wait outside
>I lick my lips and he motions me to follow
>go get fucked raw in my beta bf's car
>nut inside me and wipe his cock on the drivers seat
>He back to the gym
>I was actually a guy

>>39113946
>She was a freak too, have like 4 scars on my back from her.

>girl does this to me
>cuts all my back pimples
>i bleed out and die on the floor
hot

>>39114934
rolan north

>>39116277
>>39115924
Please tell me this is love

Please also post your porno when you fuck

>>39114934
69 get

>>39114934
roll

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
rolling for one of the sph tier faces senpai

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>>39117089

>>39114886

hello chimpo

>>39116277
Plz make this real

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39115099
Pic

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
roll

>>39113868
Congrats daddy!

>>39113856
Yes
>have a home gym
>wife asks me to train her
>ok
>walk into garage gym
>she wants to learn to squat heavy
>I show her box squats
>she says weights are boring
>starts feeling me up and kissing me
>I fuck her on the bench
>didn't break my PR that day

I met her when I was the manager of a gym and she worked as a CSA, if we were closing we would fuck in various places, on machines, yoga mats, in the changing rooms, pool and sauna.
It was kinda exciting but you get pretty paranoid in a building covered in windows and filled with mirrors.

>>39113856
I go to a close knit gym and the female trainers are old fit cougars that hit on us young guys. It's kind of hot until you realize they've slept around with gymbros for a long time and we're not special or anything.

>>39114886
>>39114934
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimps

>>39113898
This happened.

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
cmon gimme some trips

>>39114934
Roll

>be me
>start making small talk to some older chick that is also a regular
>fast forward a few weeks
> doing tricep push downs next to her
> comes up to me and says preworkout makes me horny,do you ever feel like that
>so many things run thru my mind but try keep it together
> say yeah sometimes, if I take too many scoops.

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
ayy

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
r 0 l l

>>39117925
you did good

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39115217
>implying 7.999...=/=8

>>39118094
Thanks senpai

Haha definitely nothing gay just a nice place to go hang out with my straight friends and talk about sports and motorcycles haha

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39113894
Swolestation bro. I don't put up with hypocritical pusses.

reminder for all of you autists that for some reason believe any shit posted on 4chan:

99%, if not every story in this thread, will be bullshit

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934

R-r-r-r-rollin

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39118685
why does it matter if it makes my peepee hard anyway

>>39114763
>old timey feels
thanks for the pasta my man

>>39114886
>>39114934
Hello chimpo, also Rollin'

>>39114934
rollerino
>dubs for me pls

>>39119118
that'll do just fine

>>39114934
Quads plz

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114136
Can you post part 2?

Because of this website, I came on to my twink friend one night and ended up pounding his ass 3 times. Didn't even know he was gay, and now I'm wondering if I am too. Fuck you guys.

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
roll

>>39114934
Rollin

>>39114934
roll

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39119238
nothing gay about it

>>39114934
rollllan

>>39119238
>wondering
At very least bisexual, but who cares? As long as you are not a degenerate slut and get a stable relationship you'll be fine.

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39116277
2spaghetti2answer

>>39114934
Peepee

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39113856
Some hot persian girl ask me to spot her today and I coped a feel not on purpose, does that count?

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>>39114009

>>39116277

It actually was...

Ted was working the desk.

>>39119868
Make it happen Cap'n. Bang that lanklette

>>39119855
U like BBC?

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
Chimpo

>>39114934
roll bitch

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
roll

>at gym getting my swole on
>7/10 cougar keeps walking by glancing at me
>walk up smack her on the ass
>she starts kissing me then sucking on my dick
>"omg anon you're even bigger than your father"
> cum buckets
Home gym master race

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39119868
sorry i wans't looking at you your to short for me i realized my phone was in the car your not cute

i was loooking for my phone when i ran away

yah i wanted to fin my phone not look at u

>>39117925
that was one of the greatest keks i've ever had
thank (You)

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
Gods be good Wednesday

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
rollerino

>>39120699
Nice. That will do. Same face my gf makes when my BBC is in her face. Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
roll

>>39114934
Rollerino

>>39114934
I want a good one

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39117182
Nolan north reference appreciated 10/10

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39120353
2/10, keep trying.

>>39114886
hello chimpo

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>>39120353
>M._Night fucking Shyamalan there
>Top Hue

>>39114934
Roll

>>39114934
Rolololo

>>39114886

hello chimpo

>>39114934
Roll

>>39113856
>my girl was miring this guy at the gym
>I always mire him too see him all the time
>into cuck fantasy
>urge my gf to fuck him
>she agree's
>thinking about him railing my gf makes me hard
>she set up a date with the guy for friday this week, but they fucked in my car
>turned me on when my gf sent me the picture of her sucking his dick.

Who her into cuckfantasy?

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello Chimpo

>>39114934
Roll

>be at apt gym, small but it has a rack and pretty good selection of weights
>qt is there, i have often seen her around the gym and pretty sure she wants to fuck but never talked to her because autism
>brunette, 5'6, maybe 120lb, thin but with a sexy round ass
>it is pretty late, like 830 or 9, i go late because there is only 1 bar there
>warm up, start doing squats, qt is doing some chick exercises where she goes across the room
>keeps going back and forth in front of me, its obvious she wants me to check out her qt round ass
>finish squats, go over to dumbbell area to start doing curls
>qt is doing stretches in front of me, like limbering up her thigh/pussy area
>between that and the pre workout cant help but get a boner, she looks directly at it
>turns around and bends over and starts doin leg thrusts on the bench directly infront of me
>at this point im sweating and rock hard
>she thrusts her ass back and bumps into me directly at dick level

>grab her ass, pull down her yoga pants and panties, pull my rock hard dick out of my shorts and start fucking her
>pound her from behind while she is bent over the bench
>turn her around, pick her up and fuck her with her ass on top of the dumbbell rack
>lay her back down on the bench and fuck her there
>while im fuckin her some nerd tryna use the gym comes and sticks his head in, sees us and leave, i lol but keep goin
>end up finishing on her face and all over the row machine, she went to the bathroom to clean up and left
>finished my workout, never even wiped down the machine lol

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>>39114934

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

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>>39121314
delete this post

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39116752

>Asks this shit
Really? Do you even fucking lift?

>>39121780
Not same anon, but i lift and i find it stupid to use the gym as anything else than getting your swole on.
Might be my autism talking

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
Roll

>>39114934
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo
>>39114934
ok

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>be me
>pretty alpha
>look around, spot thiccie doing squats
>hnng that ass so big and juicy
>finish up my routine
>go to bathroom
>jerk off
>go home

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
obligatory

>>39114934
Rollan

>>39114886
hello chimpo
>>39114934
roll

>>39113898
please guys believe me !

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
roll

> go to gym for half a year with gym buddies I met at college
> there is this one big guy I can't keep my eyes off, gym buddies always tell me to stop staring
> one day they both can't come and I am at the gym alone
> go bench pressing, only do pussy weights because I am afraid to drop the bar and become a gym clown
> that guy I fancy comes and asks me if he should spot me if I spot him back
> after workout he nervously asks me if I want to come with him and get a protein shake
> he looks like a dear in headlights
> go to his place
> he wants to fuck
> he wants me to fuck him
> I tell him he needs to fuck me because he is bigger and that's how it's supposed to be
> he insists on me fucking him
> I fuck him although I hate fucking others
> It's still very nice
> he says he enjoyed it, when I went in to kiss him he said: "no homo" and refused the kiss
> never see him at the gym again

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39121656
im guessing not real but exactly what i wanted to read rn

>>39117146
wtf i read this post and im gay now

>>39120412
i-idiot! its not like i like you or anything

>>39114934
fuck it rawling for quads
>implying id let her suck my cock anyway

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
rawl

>>39122778
train well train man

>at gym
>10/10 girl sees my 600 LB bench for reps
>see her DYEL MANLET ANTERIOR PELVIC TILT bf with his terrible insertions in the corner
>he sees her looking and freaks out
>he goes to get a drink
>I say ay bby you want sum fuk
>she says of course we sex now
>we go to her car
>we have the sex for very long time because I am very good at sex

>>39122778
>>39122799

Stop replying to this gay ass shit. It derails every fucking thread. What do you even fucking get out of replying? Like you're "part of the meme"?
Fuck you. You're part of the cancer.

>>39122814
Remind me of the jungle book monkey who keeps trying to get the fuck over the phone and the phone number to reach me at the moment and find something else to do rather than just letting your habits take over the pilot's seat to the top of the page for the rest of the night and the fact that you're right about the fact that I am not sure if you are interested in the position where I am at the same time as the article states that the death penalty is not a bad thing

>>39114886
Hello Chimpo

>>39114886
>>39114934
hello chimpo + slag roll

>>39113856
Not at the gym, but since I've started lifting I've been asked out by two gay guys at work. I think they were both drag queens.

>tfw no gf

>>39114934

roll

>>39115217
7.9 recurring = 8

>>39114934
Rollerinno

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39113898
>nut inside her and wipe my cock on the drivers seat

Lol

>>39114720

>Hello there, do you like to see how I get fucked in the ass?

>>39115099
Try it. The worse she can say is no.

>>39115099

>dating girls that are BI
>dating girls that would consider a threesome

It's fun to mess around with this trash but do yourself a favor and do not settle down with her

you do not want this woman raising your children (or whoever impreginates her's kids in your case)

PS: she cheats on you

>>39116232
Damn.

>>39114934
roll

>>39114886
>>39114934

hello chimpo

>>39114934
420?

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>>39120412

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimp

>>39122494
Underrated

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
roll

>>39122778
train well, train man

>>39114886
hello cimpo

>>39114934
rollo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114934
rollllin

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>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39117107
post other fucking pics ma boy

>>39116232
Noice my niggah.
Post pic of you, too. I wanna know what it takes to slay mother and daughter poon.

>>39116277
What is fitness19?

>>39114886
>>39114934
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
Hello chimpo.

>>39114886
Hello Chimpo

>>39114934
Rolling for that sluz

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
rl

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39113856
not real gym, but at a judo place...

>1st day, white belt
>meet 7/10 grill, brown belt
>teaching beginners that day
>gets me in a headlock on the ground, breathing heavily on my chest
>ask her out to the movies afterwards
>start dating
>likes to be on top
>locks my legs down
>break up with her few weeks in

turns out im uncomfortable with emotional intimacy.

>>39114934
LETS DO THIS GODDAMNIT

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>>39120412

>>39123704
0 to relatable 100

I didn't sign up for this

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39123776
the sad part is she was kinda perfect

>fit
>cooks and brings meals over

its sad that I've left humanity so far I no longer can connect with another human being.

>>39114886
Hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39122778
train well, train man

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114886
hello chimpo

>>39114934
Rollan

>>39114934
rollando

>>39114934
go

>>39114886
>>39114934
hello chimpo

>>39114934
roll

>>39114934
roll

>>39114934
roll

>>39114934
rollol

>>39114934
reroll

>>39114934
roll

>>39121951
Wtf I hate squats now>>39121921

>>39122778
train well, train man

>>39114934
Rollan