Guys intimidated by your size/looks

Sounds like they got under your skin, m8 can't you handle a little banter? How did you respond to these insults a little hehe and goofy smile?

>>39110268
R...Rowan?

>>39110268
how do you know you've fucked more then they had haircuts?

>>39110268
>"nice beard you ugly fuck"

That one was too far, should have thrown them out immediately imo.

>>39110268
Bro don't listen to them, they're just trying to piss you off with some banter. I wouldn't take it personally if I was you

>>39110268
Yea cant u have the bouncers take them out?

>>39110268
Which applebees do u bartend at?

If they were intimidated then they wouldnt say anything.

>>39110268
>work as bartender
haha are you fuckin gay

>>39110268
>bartender doesn't like rude customers
Nice fitness-related thread bro

Sage in all fields

>some alphas call you a phaggot for having a shitry deadend job and a lame haircut
>"heh guys s-surely they're jealous of my physique! I've been working out for 2 whole weeks!"

>>39110363
You have never worked customer service haven't you?

>>39110268
You're a fucking bartender where the fuck do you get off acting big around anyone

Dipshit

If those guys were me and my crew, we woulda jumped your ass in the parking lot

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>>39110268
People who make these threads should post a pic of their bodies with timestamp

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>>39110268
i've literally never, ever had this happen

i don't think they're intimidated, i think you're probably a huge faggot and it draws negative attention to you

>bulge lookin big, shirt accentuates gains

yeah man can definitely mire that bulge in a dark bar/club while you're standing behind a counter.

just get me my drink bitch

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>size
>mfw 5'5

Eventhough there are a lot of haters, unless you legit look like a bitch they'd never get in your face

So I'm with them, what is it like to have a shit job?

>>39110430

This make no sense...and no customer ever disrespected me anyway.

>>39110268
Hey check out this faggot here.

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>>39110431
> me and my crew

>>39110481

It's not bad, earn roughly 110k a year at a high class bar, you?

>>39110268
They sound like two jackasses. Ignore them OP.

>>39110268
>"nice beard you ugly fuck"
I hope you responded with a shaky "y-you too"

>>39110513
I'm an architect so my yearly earning is dependant on the projects I do but on average its 180k

>>39110268
>Not giving the bouncers $1000 and insulting the bartender while throwing money around so everybody can see your rich.

It's like you don't want to fuck 18-19 year old girls who are easy impressed

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>>39110268
>some guys bullied me so i came to tell my internet friends about it waaa waaa

>>39110268
Why did you serve them if they called you insults. Really beta of you.

>>39110268
nobody looks me in the eye anymore since I started with the classic nu-male beard+shaved head combo thanks to creatine ruining my hairline

>>39110268
I'm enjoying the ass in this pic, but what in the fuck does this post have to do with fitness? Serve me a beer and then kill yourself, OP.

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>>39110481
>>39110513
>>39110577
passive agressive male fight

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It's frustrating when you're just trying to have a normal conversation with someone and they're either being too submissive or overcompensating. I'm just trying to do my job and sell you shit. I'm not trying to steal your lunch money/girlfriend/wife/daughter. Fuck, man. Relax.

>>39110577
>>39110513
I was always taught that the first liar never stands a chance.

>>39110431
>me and my crew, we woulda jumped your ass in the parking lot

How does it feel to not be able to handle your own problems and have to jump someone like a subhuman chimp?

>>39110885
think it as payback of your overcompensating at gym

>>39110914
I do my shit at home, though. I'm usually the laid back and quiet type.

>>39110886

this

>Wholesale semiconductors
>Can't post how much I make because people will call me a liar

People that make lots of money on these parts don't post the numbers because it *always* just reverts to 'u lying'

So yeah, he lying

>>39110641
What would you like buddy boyo?

>>39110268
Maybe you're not as big as you think you are. Pics?

No I don't dress to peacock and I have a non pretentious haircut so it tricks people into thinking I'm a pretty cool guy. No one is ever aggressive at all towards me. If you're fit you don't need to show it off with tight clothes, people will always notice.

>>39110295
Does sound like Rowan and his long hair.

>>39110268
You're salty as all fuck, m8. Lmao

>>39110431
>me and my crew would have jumped you in the parking lot

>I am so mentally fucking impaired and physically fragile that I need a group of men to come with me and beat you because I don't like how you act

Jesus christ are you black?

>>39110268
>intimidated

Just like how everyone is "intimidated" by fat women? Top kex.

Nice blog post you fucking loser.

>Me and my best friend hit the bar last night
>Bartender is a manlet with a shirt 2 sizes too small
>See him talking to drunk teenagers girls acting like he is hot shit
>has a shitty beard
>like pubic hairs growing on his face
>and a haircut like a dunkey munch on his head
>me and my friend make fun of him
>he is buttblasted
>take girls and have foursome

>>39110577
>architect
>180k

Mate unless you're high up at a huge firm like Ginsler, a partner at your own successful firm, or augmenting your income by teaching at university you're never making anywhere near 180k as an architect.

Source: girlfriend is an architect, they are criminally underpaid

>>39110268
Yea, but it's always been some sort of acquaintance and not some stranger. They're usually projecting insecurity. I used to ignore that type of "insult" but now I don't. Best thing to do instead of insulting back is to throw it out in the open and flat out confront their insecurities...

On the other hand maybe you're just too flamboyant.

>>39110513
>110k/year
>high class bar

If it was a "high class" bar your patrons would have more class than to insult you while you attended them. You probably work at a sports bar and serve Trump supporters and niggers.

>>39110268
>I-is that girl r-real?

>>39110268
It's probably because you flex in front of people. Just a guess tho

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>>39110497
>dat butt on the far left tho

>>39110268
Put creatine in their drinks

>>39110268
>always act cocky in front of customers flexing ect
>t-they're j-just intimidated b-by me!!
you sound like a faggot honestly

>>39110585
All you need is biceps and a job to impress an 18yr old

>>39111002
doesnt matter where you workout at. laid back is what you show to people, not your real self

>>39112126
>Supporting Trump
>Not classy

Pick one

>>39110327
Fuck off, yank. You're too easily offended. It's just banter for Christ's sake.

>>39110431
first part of your post was ok
then in the second you revealed that you're a nigger

>>39110268
>act cocky
Sounds like you're a shit barman. Those two guys put you in your place. How do you even have customers?

>>39112579
Banter... straight up insults you idiot. Maybe you are a stereotypical meat head.

>>39110268
If you want to go around acting like a prick to people you should be a bouncer or a cop, not a barman for fuck sake

>>39110268
Post a pic of your bulge so we can get a better idea of what's going on. Maybe they have a point

>>39110486
He means customers act like entitled pricks in those type of jobs. And for the most part it is true. People power trip surprisingly easy when they feel like they have the least bit of leverage over a person.

Op assuming American, should have just had bouncer/manager toss their ass out.

>>39112579
> banter

You and everyone you know are never welcome in any bar I run.

For the record, if a patron is being insulting to a bartender, you ask them to behave appropriately. If they persist, chuck them the fuck out and tell them not to come back.

OP doesn't know shit, would not employ.

>>39112579
its just a british prank mate!

>>39110268
<bartnentder
<cant hndle da barnter

>>39110513
wat
how do i find a high paying place like that?
i know 0 about alcohol
i dont even drink

>>39110440
every single post in fit claiming something should have a body pic backing it up

>Bartender

no one is intimidated just get my drink

>>39112126
>not supporting Trump
You automatically lost the argument by showing you're a nu-male.

>"I'M WITH HURRRR!"

>>39113636
Hillary supporter using the epithet "nigger"

Yeah ok buddy, kill urself when Trumpwreck loses

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>>39110284

I never really got banter desu. Like, I'd understand it it was someone you actually knew and it was a clever, joking jab. But most of the time its just some bland mindless insult from someone I hardly know. Its such a widely accepted 'guy' thing to do, but the point eludes me.

>>39113730
you're exactly right. banter isn't something you try with people you don't know. if you do, it's not "banter" it's simply "insults".

>>39113730
This. "banter" for strangers is just passive aggressive insults.

>>39110268
>Be a showoff, thereby making your insecurity glaringly obvious
>Act surprised when people see that you're weak and tear into you

>>39112105
>take girls and have foursome
How do you do it?
Went out this saturday and actually tried to mack on some girls for the first time in my life.
Ended up making out and getting a handy form an 8/10 while sitting at the bar.
I don't consider it bad for a first try, but how do you do it?

t. 25 year old virgin

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>>39110268
honestly I thought this thread was going to be a about big girls. kinda disappointed.

>>39110268
Bro they were hitting on you.

Daddy want a bite m8?

>>39114389
Be nice, good looking, and decent at conversation. If girls feel comfortable around you and feel like you're somebody they'd want to hang out with, its usually not a problem to find somebody to hook up with.

Half of /fit/ thinks walking into a club in a T-shirt one size too small, slamming vodka shots because beer has to many calories, then standing in the corner hoping some girl will mire him so hard she'll just ask to fuck is how to get laid. Then they get pissed off about not getting laid and come to /fit/ and call all women whores (yet not big enough whores to fuck the guys who spend time in the gym to make themselves more attractive than 80% of the population). If you want to get laid, your social gains help you more than gym gains ever will.

>always act cocky in front of customers flexing ect

>"hey one beer please"
>"one beer huh can't afford a round for all the boys huh why don't you slam some whiskey like a real man"
>"can I just have my beer"
>"here's your beer you mirin you mirin huh look at my bicep look at what your girlfriend dreams of when you're fuggin her awwwwwww yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah broooooooooooo
>"faggot"
>"WHY IS EVERYBODY SO INTIMIDATED BY ME?"

>>39114475
Yeah, absolutely - I used the past ten years to aquire enough social gains to become confident, charismatic outgoing and capable of talking to and having fun with pretty much everyone.
I just find it hard to translate that confidence to dealing with girls and making things sexual in a short timespan due to zero experience.
I'm also kinda filled with regret about the many times girls literally offered themselves on a silver platter and I just listened to my fears and made up excuses instead of reaching out and taking them.

>>39110629
since when is that nu-male?? lots of fit guys have that

>>39110513
>earning almost as much as a doctor pouring drinks
At least try to give a realistic number when you're lying

>>39112126
Fuck off Trump is GOAT

I'll never know what it feels like cause I'm a manlet.

>>39111025
LONDON

>>39113730
>>39113760
>>39113922
>not using your bantz on attractive women just to see their reaction

The only thing that makes a sexy white girl's eyes bulge and mouth go agape more than BBC is dropping lines like "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause your face is fucked up"

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Always, even when I didn't lift.

6'6" and school was just an endless sea of disgruntled manlets starting shit.

It made me [spoiler]really sad[/spoiler] desu.

>>39114585
i always saw it posted on here (might of been pol) that it's an nu-male style

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>>39115001

>>39115040
Theres a lot of pain in that pic

>>39114761
height?

>>39115163

5'6"

>>39115040
>people are starting shit because of my height
or maybe it's because you're acting like a faggot like OP

>>39110268
I am a pharmacy intern, basically in pharmacy school
I've had more guys either call me sir, compliment me or just straight up act like dicks by throwing their credit card at me or not answering questions. Usually its the manlets that have that childish behavior.

>>39113730
i dont even get banter between friends a lot of the time, i mean, is it really that fun to put each other down all the time? its just fucking stupid

>>39115277
Why would they throw their credit cards at you?

>>39110268

>Quietly accepts verbal abuse.

Yeah man, you're real intimidating.

>>39115213
Found the manlet

>>39115414
i'm 5' 10"

>>39115321
t. Angry manlet

>>39110268
You are a pussy.

A real man would not have accepted that shit like a bitch then cried on the internet about it.

Polite but firm is how these situations should be handled. Don't break eye contact and don't back down. Assertive not aggressive.

>>39115363
It's just the way it is. People see you behind a counter and they think they can get away with treating you however they want. Part of that sense of entitlement that comes with the "customer is always right" philosophy. Only difference here is is that if you're more intimidating than them, they'll be too much of a pussy to disrespect you directly and instead come at you indirectly with some passive aggressive shit like showing you bad manners.

>>39115422
Exactly

>>39115657
you're essentially a child
>pharmacy school
you have a child's mind at least
>>39115704
epik

>guy insults you at work
>Go home and write in your 4chan blog.

Gain height and get a clue, pussy. You're a faggy numale who just so happens to lift weights.

I've worked as a bouncer and security for many years

These people are always fucktards you just ignore them they try anyone who makes them feel insecure. Anyone bigger or anyone in a position of "authority" makes them feel the need to act out to prove their "status"

>>39110268
Pretty sure they are insulting you because you are an asshole. You sound like one.
>tfw I've fucked more girls than they've had haircuts
>being proud of being a slut
Do humanity a favour and KYS. We don't need any more degenerates like you.

>>39115321
you don't have the right friends

>>39115758
>>39115758

Bouncer here too, the amount of guys like that I've had to knockout is crazy.

>>39114507

kek

lol they knew that you were big for nothing sissy, so they put you in your place

how does it feel faggot? Even manlets don't take you seriously. I'm lmao at you so hard right now, pussy

>>39110268

>humblebragging

>OP is so insecure he lets a simple run-of-the-mill bar interaction fester in his mind for days, maybe weeks and make an entire thread about it trying to reassure himself that he is "alpha"

You always hear it: true lions don't concern themselves with the opinion of sheep. You are not a man OP. You are nothing. As soon as you stop comparing yourself to everyone else and start making your own opinion of yourself the only one you hear, only then can you evolve. For now, you are a beta numale as bad as the rest of them. Grow the fuck up

If you're acting like an arrogant cunt to the people you are supposed to be serving you probably shouldn't be so surprised when they try to knock you down a few pegs, you stupid goon.

>>39115001
Story Time
Plsplsplspls
this sounds like something fun to try out

>>39115363
My bad i was at work
Instead of handing a card to me when i put my hand out they just throw it to the counter
Happens with every male that's obese for some reason
I'm not this guy lol >>39115657

>>39117573
>fat guy wants to avoid physical exertion
shocker

>>39113730
Alright, how do I get the upper hand in banter with a "friend" (we hate each other's fucking guts but we have to tolerate each other because similar activities and groups). He dominates me every time and I either laugh it off or actually get mad which is the least alpha thing you can do. What do? Is there a guide to being alpha in banter?

>>39113143
Go drink craft beer in an old person bar you complete bore

>>39113922
it's a good way to filter out who you interact with though
if i don't like someone I don't even acknowledge their existence, it's funny wqtching them squirm to get some form of reaction out of me but as far as I'm concerned they've vanished from reality
that crushes a person
after calling me an asshole or something they usually walk away, realizing their failures in life

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>>39110268
>Potato head looks like he's mirin

>>39114389
instead of killing the tension by allowing the make-out and the handy you subtly avoid her advances, make your own cheeky advances that go nowhere but increase sexual tension, drive her heat up so high and casually ask "want to get out of here? I'm bored"
alternatively don't waste your time dealing with inferior bar-going type people, find a girl through regular interaction, don't allow alcohol into any of your interactions and do the same sort of thing, keep yourself aloof and unavailable until you have no choice but to succumb to her seduction as she tears your clothes off
I don't know you so I have no idea if this advice is relevant to you but it's how I play it, that way I don't feel creepy, desperate or aggressive

>>39117573
so many people have told me there pin number, then chucked there card at me, so tempted to ust steal from them

>>39117645
if you're thinking this way you've already lost

Most of the time its only funny because it winds the other person up, try not be bothered by it

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You're here to serve me you little bitch. I pay your shit salary.

So smile and take it

>>39110268
>at the gym
>standing under the pull up bars stretching
>entire section where I am is empty
>super buff manlet walks up and just stares at me
>seriously he was like 5 feet away from me
>I do 7 wide grip pullups
>start stetching again
>manlets suddenly jumps on bars beside me and pumps out like 15 close grip chinups
>soon as he done just leaves and goes back to the other part of the gym

Do turbo manlets sometimes act like dogs pissing on stuff to mark their territory? Spend the next 4 mins after unable to do anything because I kept laughing mid lift

>>39110453
agree with this guy

do you actually flex in front of customers?
tight t shirt
cringe

you sound like a tryhard

>>39110268
>Nigger works a nigger job
>Acts like nigger

>Hurr why do people treat me like a nigger

It's totally because they're scared of you pleb

>>39118138
Yeah, it actually worked REALLY well when I didn't give a shit and coincidentally did exactly what you just said.
Only problem is, if you actually don't give a fuck and actively avoid their advances, it doesn't get you anywhere either.
Ironically, it looks like i'm best off getting a bit of my former shyness back.
What's the best way to make cheeky advances that go nowhere?

>>39118330
that's the proles for you honestly

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Who here /kingofbanter/ among their friends?

Feels good being a witty fuck. It's gotten to the point where they never even try anymore.

>>39110497
story behind pic? Wtf is Chad doing in the center there..

>>39110268
>I have fucked more girls than they have had haircuts
I'm bored so I'm going to do some math
I average a haircut every 3 weeks
That's 390+ girls lad, well done
Assuming your the same age as me that's over a girl a week assuming you didn't fug until legal age

>>39115126
Fuck I forgot about that show. Great stuff. Entertainment wise I mean.

>>39110268
>Ay, serv me a pint pooftender; fore I knock ya
Also posting about this shit, how can you be anymore hurt

>>39118705
fuck if i know. This is fresh off google images, friendo

>>39115156
kek

>>39110268
that tv too high up

>>39117645
You need to fight him. There is no other way. Even if you lose he will stop. You sound like a huge pussy and you are probably asian so will just keep taking it.

I hope OP's being ironic here

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>>39110268
>tfw I've fucked more girls than they've had haircuts

Good for you.

At the end of the day, you're still just a bartender.

>>39110268
That's because you are in customer service. You're basically a commodity that gives people what they want in exchange for a pittance of money, soon to be replaced by a robot or a dumb, hot qt. You monkeying around behind the counter because you think you're hot shit probably looks as pathetic as you make it sound.

>>39112110
"Criminally underpaid" is reserved for teachers, nurses, military folk and emergency services workers etc man. Reign it in.

>>39122998
>"Criminally underpaid" is reserved for teachers,
Basically no teachers in america are criminally underpaid.
They can be replaced by an internet connection and the threat of an ass spanking if they get out of line or don't study.

>>39122980
and hes fucking all the girls you losers will be marrying when you get the cash to make up for what you lack.

>>39123017

This. They have the easiest laziest jobs ever and they make good money.

They work like 7 months a year.

Why are they underpaid.

My GYM teacher in HS made $143,000 a year.

How is he underpaid for telling kids to play dogeball

>>39123021
Your gym teacher was also a liar it seems.

>>39123021
That and most of the female teachers are actually leading to fewer men in schools becasue they always, without fail, grade males far worse then females no matter what.

>>39122998
Lol no. Government workers don't deserve massive salaries ever

>>39117803

When I lived in America, I found that because of the way that society speaks down to everyone that the majority of people I met were as tragically immature as you, compared to peers from other cultures.

When you grow up you'll realize how fucking dull you actually are right now. Until then I guess enjoy drinking pisswater with obnoxious cunts in shitholes.

>>39123035
You're a moron.

>>39123035
Cops,firefighters and paramedics deserve low salaries? Ok M8

>>39123031
Lol. Citation please?

>>39123020

>marrying used up clubsluts

lolno

>>39123029

You think he told us how much money he made?

The town sends a budget report to all the homes and I found it and read it.

The salary of teachers ranged from $19,000-$143,000 a year.

>>39123072
Unless there was a dotted line going from gym teacher ----> $143,000 it'd be safe to assume the principle earned that figure. Professional "gym" teachers are bottom tier. But if you saw it written down that your gym teacher earned that money who am I to argue.

>>39123082

Swear on my life that he had something like $90,000 in salary and $53,000 in overtime pay.

Right hand to god.

Don't remember the exact numbers but it added to 143

The reason it stuck in my head was the number was so big

>>39114585
lifting is for numales

Lifting is GAY and BETA

>>39118683

me
it's getting a bit annoying now though cause they aren't on my level so I feel like bobby fischer playing against a chimp

>>39112105
>See him talking to drunk teenagers girls

That's a problem?

>>39123087
I swear to god that im THE Arnold Shwarzenegger. And i believe you. caman ofcoaz i do

>>39110268
Bartenders make good money, they are fucking chimps.

>Go to the club by myself
>can't pre-game cause I'm driving there
>Once inside immediately pound a few drinks so that I can sort of enjoy the "music"
>go to the dance floor which is so packed you can't actually dance, all you can do is sort of shuffle
>every girl is in a group of at least three dancing together and they all do their absolute best to never look in the direction of a man or to give eye contact
>after half an hour of attempting to start dancing with chicks only to have their friends pull them away I strike pay dirt
>some girl dancing backs into me by accident and looks up
>our eyes lock for long enough that she has to acknowledge I'm here
>I have you now.jpg
>try to say something but it's drowned out by the music. So I abandon conversation
>buy her a drink, go to the smoke pit and talk
>once I can actually be understood we hit it off well.
>I get her number and we set a date for tomorrow.
>the next day I call a couple hours before the date to confirm she's able to make it.
>no response. Time rolls by and I delete her number
I'm not a fan of the clubs and I don't understand women. Why are you at the club if you don't want to fuck? Why set up a date if you have no intention of going? Goddammit.

>>39123640
Go full bobby fischer and blame the jews then.

>>39124389
Most women go to dance.


Yeah, I don`t get it either.

>>39110297
He's a longhaired faggot. So prolly one or two chicks.

>>39124389
>why set up a date if you have no intention of going
This. All they have to do is say "no" and everything's fine.

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>>39114394
Not bad Anon

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>>39112126
>>39113661