How does lifting help with this?

>>39107772
By not wasting your time playing videogames.

He wouldn't do it if you were bigger than him. Otherwise /k/ is your only other non-bitchout option.

>>39107791
if you pull a gun on him in Game Stop, will your girlfriend really respect you?

>>39107772
It doesn't just don't be a pussy damn just say hey man that's my girl have some respect, he says aw mane das my bad I din know respek for standing up fo yo girl then you guys talk about video games and lifting, you make a new bro friend and your girl mires how alpha and good you are with people and not being intimidated by some roid monkey

I slap his ass

>>39107772
>slaps your GFS ass
>assuming /ft/ isn't gay

Let's be real here guys

>>39107772
You wouldn't have a gf in the firstplace, you migth go to Gamerush alone and ""mire"" this guy into being your no homo bf

>>39107772

Helps you carry your luggage more efficiently when she kicks you out.

>>39107772
>gamestop
>gf
This will never happen to me.

>>39107772
>gf
>fit
>how will being fit help you

By making me gay so I have a bear mode boyfriend like Klokov.


>implying I could ever score a bearmode
>stuck with a shitty scrawny runnerfag twink bf

>>39107772
attend her funeral

>>39109203
>Not wanting a qt twinkmode bf who needs your protection and in return provides you with his smooth tiny hole and mouth as well as dinner every night
Literally greatest deal made in history.

>Losing
>Not making great deals

JUST
U
S
T

>>39107772
I don't play videogames.

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>>39107772
>gf
>gamestop

>>39107772
The correct caption is

>You are at GameStop and you bf slaps this guy's ass