What's /fit/ going to dress up as for halloween?

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>dressing up for Halloween

What are you, 6?

>>39096382
Hey fuck off mate, its fun.

I think its work day, isnt it? Not gonna be able to disguise as anything.
Always wanted to cosplay as Solid Snake though

>>39096382
>not going to Halloween parties

What are you, a loner?

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>>39096382
I'm 22. Please answer the question

>>39096382
I'm 6'2, actually

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Pic related but without sleeves

>>39096404
I actually am. What's your excuse?

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>>39096372
>Tfw hairs long enough to go as Big Boss
>feelsgoodman

>>39096372
Crippling depression

>>39096404
how do you find a party?

>>39096438
I actually have a functioning social chromosome so I'll be at a party
>>39096495
Knowing people

Will answer any questions about being Chad. Here was last year's costume. Many of you may already know me and if you have any questions I ask you wait until the newbies get theirs in first. Thank you

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>>39096557
Whoa you were invisible? Spooky

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>>39096557
>>39096568

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Also I have decided to make a meme of myself bc of my recent popularity on this forum. I will be gone in late November as my bodybuilding.com membership will be unbanned so if you have any questions you need to act quick. Thank you. Feel free to use meme. Thank you

>>39096495
have friends

I have literally gone to one halloween party in my life, that was six years ago

>>39096579
Your not fit at all, in fact youre fat

>>39096610
Show us a picture of you then..but wait you won't cause youre a insecure beta faggot.

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>>39096602
>not even fit
>forcing a meme of yourself
>bb.com

>>39096610
I get tired of repeating myself. At 6ft 210 12% bf I am a lion and I do not concern myself with the opinion of sheep. If I looked you in the eye you would immediately look at the ground and kick a rock, even if you are inside you would still pretend like a little pebble was there because you are so awkward and weird.

>>39096656
keked

>>39096382

Found the shut-in beta

>>39096656
this

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>>39096579
>>39096602
Kys

>>39096648
>>39096659
What does my body has to do with you being fat?
I've never been in a fight, so i dont know who would win, then again it would be extremely unlikely to meet you IRL, im not even in your country, fatty.

>>39096602
I hope you become a pedophile meme of some flavor

>>39096372
Austin Powers

>>39096411
>that prank
What are you, Jared, 6?

>>39096602
The only way this becomes a meme is irony, because you are the opposite of Chad.

You are Dhac.

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>>39096992
Six? More like SICK

>>39096446
One of these snakes is not like the others
One of these snakes just doesn't belong

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>>39096659
>tired
No shit.
>12%BF
And I'm a Sean Connery.
>awkward and weird
Says the guy claiming to be Chad on an Ancient Rwandian Ostrich Racing Forum.

WEWEE MAMA

>>39097008
I only see a "Don't forget you're here forever" sign

>>39097008
>implying the twist at the end is not that the twist is not the actual twist but the twist that was real was that the twist wanted you to believe the twist was real when the twist wan actually a twist itself and not real

>>39097127
This post brought to you by M Night Shyamalan.

>>39096372
are there people over the age of 12 who play dress up? americans are weird

>>39096372
Comic book bane. I'm making it myself. Will post pics later.

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>>39096372

I'm cosplaying as a DYEL.

>>39096372
I'm dressing up as a skinny fat who will never have enough motivation or perseverance to have a body I am happy with.

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>>39096434
Soon, it won't be just for dress up anon

>>39096413
underrated

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whats a good casual costume, i was thinking of a priest but i would end up looking like a rapist

>>39096579
>>39096602
Jesus
Dude, you don't look that good. I take it you are new here.
You are not a chad nor are you /fit/.
Please leave this place and never come back.

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>>39096372
>never been invited to a Halloween party in my life
>haven't worn a costume since 5th grade
What is it like to have a social life, /fit/?

>>39096579
>>39096602
>all these (you)s
>people unironically triggered by this shitpost

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Not doing Halloween this year. Shit hasn't gone well and I don't really have money for a costume, don't want to put on the same costume I've worn for the past 4 years, don't have friends to do shit with, and not swole enough to do half the costumes I want to do anyway.

I'm hoping by next year to have made some decent gainz and maybe go as one of these two, or as 'Brodo' which is just my Frodo costume edited to show off ginz

>>39097429
The costume is working as intended

>>39096413
10/10

>>39097005
Woah, Jar Jar is mental!!!

>>39097604
Don't. No one will know who you are and think you are a nerd when you try to explain.

>>39097745
I don't give that much of a fuck. Every time I wore my Frodo costume, I had to explain that I wasn't Bilbo. I wouldn't dress up to impress normies

>>39096579
ahhaahhahhahahahahaaahahahaahahahahahaaahaha

>>39097169
Yeah with all our freedom we invented something called "fun."

>>39098248
yet it doesn't sound fun at all

I'm balding and have taken to shaving my head.

Last year I was Mr. Clean, it was really fun. This year I'm thinking about Darth Maul, should be fun to get drunk and have the cool double-bladed lightsaber

>>39096411
jared is a fucking beta lmao what a waste

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>>39096372
>Possible with almost every bodyfat %
>No crazy gains needed
>Most normies know Trailer Park Boys
>Always have a glass of liqour in your hand
>Easy to get clothing
How come no one tought of this?

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>>39097604
>not swole enough to do half the costumes I want to do anyway.

I know this feel

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>>39096602
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>>39096744
>>39096933
>>39097004

I got a lot of feedback about my new meme. Very mixed reviews but mostly positive. I hope my ALL SMILES meme is flourishing this morning. Will answer any questions about my meme making

I made a new meme for those who think I am not Chad. I call it "handsome confused guy" but am open to any new ideas for the name. I'm still a little hungover from getting yucky with the boys last night at Buffalo Wild Wings. Got a classy blonde's phone number. I say classy because she wouldn't even give me an ole fashion in my car after i made out and fingered her. Anyways its why my meme may not be up to par. Feel free to use it. Will answer any questions

ALL SMILES

>>39096579
Nice Paul Blart cosplay

>>39100188
Let me guess. You're going as "the office guy" to your halloween party. and your costume will consist of your work clothes and the party will consist of you at your house in front of a computer screen.... SAD!

Meanwhile Officer Handsome here will be arresting hot blondes for indecent exposure and cuffing them to my bed in order to do cavity searches on them with my dick, umad?

Mel Gibson, obvilusly.
So many people will be doing Trump, so I am choosing Mel Gibson

>>39099163
Idk dude Jules is pretty fucking big, especially in the original seasons. Yeah he's almost certainly biceps and chest over everything else . But he was a big dude, bigger than someone who has been lifting for a handful of years, just with a decent amou t f fat on him from all of the liquor.

>>39096434
Shit i realized i wanna go deus vult. Fuck. No time ;-;

>>39097617
Underrated

>>39100059
This is vicariously embarrassing lol

>>39099163
This is why dressing up as TV characters is usually a crapshoot. Since the costume in your case is a black v-neck and liquor, you'll just look like someone without a costume.
I read about some girl who wanted to dress up as someone from firefly. She painstakingly sourced all the same clothes as the character she was emulating, and even custom made some of them. She then spent the whole party explaining what she was dressed up as

>>39096372
Forrest Gump as tabletennis champion

>>39101123

Any Canadian will immediately recognize a Julian costume.

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>pink related

You can be yourself and stay in character

My two gymbros and I are going as the human centipede. ;)

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>>39101202
>needing an excuse to eat ass

>>39101157
most americans will recognize julian, ricky, bubbles, randy, or lahey. I'd be very surprised if you went to a party (at least in wisconsin) and nobody got it

>>39096579
Looking juicy. My friend wants us to go as gopniks, how to show off gains dressed in full adidas tracksuit??

>>39101256
either skin tight track suit or zercher squat women

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What should Rich Piana be for Halloween?

>>39096579
>Nice 'stume bro

>>39101334
human

>>39101334
The thing

>>39101334
just himself.

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>>39101423
>>39101440

>>39101137
Breddy gud

Who going as Hillary here?

>>39101157
Found the faggot

>>39100059
These memes are pretty dank. Looking THICK SOLID TIGHT. Keep me updated on your progress

>>39096434
Shit, this is exactly what I'm doing! Pls be in

VANCOUVER

>>39096404
I read this as ">not wearing Halloween panties" and envisioned someone having superhero panties on at work as their own little Halloween secret.

Fuck man

Just gonna sit behind my computer and do homework. I'll put a sheet over my head or some shit and pretend im a ghost. Its on a monday, and ill give candy out to some kids and seeing them happy will make me smile.

>>39099163
I feel like you need someone as Ricky and Bubbles with you otherwise you just look like a guy in a black tshirt drinking liquor to anyone who isn't super familiar with the show

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>>39105431
>tfw want to stay at home for comfy Halloween of spooky movies and giving candy out
>tfw no kids will come to my building because it's a small apartment building of 96% old people on a main thoroughfare

My brother's going as a prostitute and I'm going as her pimp.

Then I just whore out my brother in parties for cigarettes and booze. Works everytiem.

>>39097604
mah maaaan
I really like those two and want to get enough gainz pull it off

Halloween is a meme and my country doesn't give a fuck about a stupid American made up holiday

Having said that I'll probably go dressed like tarzan and have some other clothes to walk of shame back in

>>39096372
Your dad, so i never have to see you again faggot.

>>39096372
If I was ottermode I'd go as the Joker but I'm still working on that.

Hopefully next year.

>>39101334
The Hulk

>>39096413
Kek

>>39101423
This

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>>39096382
stfu fag

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>>39096413

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Post apocalyptic Jedi.

Using pic related as a base, with a gas mask, balaclava, and two lightsabres.

Gonna be looking good getting that candy.

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>>39096372

>>39099163
>typically wear sunglasses on sunny days
>half of my casual shirt are black v necks
>constantly drinking bourbon anyway

I've got dibs on this costume boys, I've been wearing it at least once a week for the last 5 years.

>>39108055
Sounds good except for the gas mask. maybe just goggles and a wrap to cover the face, kinda like Luke in the deleted ROTJ scene

>>39108140
you should do Broken Matt Hardy instead

>>39108202
I have the hair and physique for it, but nobody would get it. Macho Man is iconic. Next year I'm going as The Dude. Basically costumes I can have a natural beard for.

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>>39096372
Almost finished making the costume

Bonus points on this one for being shirtless and bdsm

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>>39101334

Obviously Marcus Fenix. He should be Marcus Fenix in a movie.

>>39096382
>posts an actor

Yeah adults don't play dress up, they do it for a living.

>>39103632
Hehheeheheheheheehrhhheheeydhxhchehehd

Where in van are you partying brah

Lets do this

>>39096372
>celebrating (((halloween)))
Good goy

>>39100059
>uses the word "yucky"
>got with a blonde girl

Pick one, and only one.

>>39097429
Well do priest, buy a doll and attach to your zipper.

Bam, pedophile priest. Fun, controversial and creative

>>39096382
> not going to swingers Halloween parties with your cousin

2 minutes on the Interwebs and I'm sure you can find a party near you

I'm eternally grateful to Toriyama for giving bald manlets who lift a viable costume

>>39101692
Why do you want to be Satan again?

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The nightman cometh

>>39111565
Epic. I was charlie for a party and only one person recognized me. ;_;

>>39111585
I really hope I get recognized, my buddy is going as dayman too so it should be fun

>>39111585

How do you even dress as charlie?

>>39111565
I feel out of touch, anon. I don't recognize who this character is.

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>>39111790
Not the same guy but I would wear this

>>39111798
A badass with the eyes of a cat that does karate

>>39111818
Dope pope, kill it.

>>39111565
>>39111585
>>39111798
Always Sunny is criminally underrated

>>39107761
you are my hero

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Future trunks since I got the hair for it

>>39096372
last year I went as a Sim, just the green diamond and casual clothing. I hate dressing up.

This year I'm going as Clark Kent with a suit and blue Superman shirt underneath. Anyone got more low-key costume suggestions?

>>39111802
done it, shit was cash. sprayed my face silver too

>>39097005
HONKA HONKA

>>39111565
I did this last year. Went very well. Just get the eyes of a cat.

>>39096382
I'm 30 and still trick or treat. I'm 5 7 though which makes it easier

>>39113274
>things manlets do on halloween while a chad fucks the woman dressed as a slutty nuse

>>39096413
High quality shitpost 9.5/10

>>39097005
>HONKA
>O
>N
>K
>A

>>39113337
>would you live for me, anon?

>>39099163
I did this last year with two of my friends. They went as Ricky and bubbles. Everyone thought it was hilarious, good choice if you people to do it with you.

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>>39113307
>no slutty nuse qt GF

>>39096434
Beat up some brownies for me

>>39101256
>>39101256

GOPNIK SQUAT

I got those tight adidas soccer pants. gotta cop my tracksuit jacket/flatcap this weekend.

best part is that after halloween, we're still left with comfy clothes.

>>39113263
I don't know if I'm gonna draw on my eyelids tho, I might just do the black

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>not going as misty
Fugen plebs

>>39096434

will deus vult next year.

thinking of going as Ang the last airbender, I'm 5'7 and bald so i think it'll be pretty sweet, my bros are excited to see it

>>39100059
LAMO DUNK AT UR LIFE

SHOOOOOT

>>39101334
That fugly gears of war protag

>>39113479

If I get a pikachu hat and some red dots will it be questionable or get women to try and catch me.

Im dressing up as Jason Blaha and going as a cunt

Nothing. Wanted to go bar hopping as something but I decided I'll wait till next year, when I'm in better shape. I'm still on a perma cut for another 50lbs minimum.

Korben Dallas from the fifth element. Unfortunately I'll be a little bit fat for it but I don't mind

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>>39096413
Thank you for the Kek.

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I'll probably make a costume and take a few pictures then not go anywhere because I have no friends, as usual.

>>39097005
THROW AWAY THE KEY!

I am always the banana guy, I'll either end up with someone, get some laughter out of people, or end my day with puking in the corner alone.

>>39101334
Dom from Gears of War.

>>39114315
Shiiiiiet. This

>>39097604
You wanna be the Dick Grayson? Post pics of ass

I'm going to dress up as a sexual tyrannosaurus. It's pretty much just gonna be a Chippendale costume but with a funny looking T Rex mask. I might wear fishnets depending on how sassy I'm feeling

>>39099163
>Most normies know Trailer Park Boys

Anon

pharoe

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>>39114653
Pic related is what I'll be wearing

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>>39096372

>>39100059
>Fingered girl in a parking lot
>calls others teenagers

Lmao

>>39107761
I would do this, but I have no idea how I'd get the costume, especially the flame suit. Anyone help pls.

>>39113479
I hate Halloween, but I'm going to some parties this year with my gf. Might use this; simple, fun enough, not too over done. You think I could pull it off without a wig or red hair.

>>39096434
Is this a new meme?

I love it

>>39115158
Awesome

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Myself.

>>39108683
Please be /plg/

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>>39096372
I'm the goddamn batman.

>>39097429
Vicar and a tart is an old classic here. Just get a female friend to dress up as a whore with you as a priest.

As a bonus you might get laid later in the night.

>>39110355
Don't have any plans yet lad, probably find a house party in kits