>consume 100g of protein >don't gain 100g of muscle

>consume 1L of beer
>piss out 1.3L of water

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>>39095126
>consume 100g of fat
>don't gain 100g of fat

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>read through thousands of shitposts a day
>my intellect only increases

>consume 100g of protein
>don't gain 100g of muscle

>consume 100g of muscle
>don't gain 100g of protein

rly makes u think

>>39095208
Woah

>>39095208
It really does nigga

>where is all that proteing going?
Fucking gains goblins! They are real!

>>39095126
Holy shit is that anthony fantano

>>39095133

And none of that piss is actually alcohol because you cannot urinate it. Alcohol is just diuretic as fuck because it relaxes your peeing muscles.

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>>39095126
>bench 100kg for 8 reps
>cant bench 800kg for 1 rep

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>get /fit/
>still hate myself

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>>39095447
wew lad

>>39095362
>bench 100kg for 8 reps
>can't get a gf

>make fun of manlets
>son became a manlet

>pick up a heavy barbell
>proceed to then put it back down

>deadlift
>not actually dead
I want a refund

>>39095126
>consume 10kg of peanut butter
>don't get 10kg of muscle

>run 5km
>still in the gym

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>Chest flies
>Still not airbourne

>Hammer curls
>They're actually called dumbells.

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>Ez bar curls
>Pretty tough to do

>>39099116
>>39099118
>>39098461
This is not that thread. Stop posting incorrect memes

>>39098438
Everyone is born a manlet, but only some of us outgrow it

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>Military Press
>Even after my Honorable Discharge

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>Preacher Curls
>But I'm an atheist.

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>Decline Bench
>I'm going to do it anyways though

>Archer Pull-ups
>Even though I'm a melee class.

>donkey kicks
>end up in hospital

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>Shrugs
>Even though I really know the answer.

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>Presidential Fitness score
>Michelle still has the bigger traps tho

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>Dips
>Even though I don't use tobacco products.

>Last 1: Sky pug reporting out

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>bench press
>don't even read the news

>Chin ups
>I'm still depressed

>create a relatively original thread
>thread gets derailed by idiots and turned into the kind of thread that's literally the most boring and overused in existence of /fit/

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>Squats
>In the end I'm still standing

>pick up barbell
>not a PUA

>>39099159
Chuckled desu lad

>>39099373
>YEAH YEAH YEAH

>>39095278
You are a huge faggit. I bet you hate yourself.

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>sip 3 cans of monster energy ultra
>don't gain 1500ml of energy

>>39100559
kek that pic. Real patrician.

>>39098587
jej

>>39099124
some people are just retarded

>do 30 minutes of cardio
>don't burn 30 minutes of fat

>>39101867
kek now we're talking

>gym has free weights
>cant take them home with me

>take thousands of zinc supplements
>still not metal

>wake up everyday
>still haven't died

>Eat 500g of rice
>Still not Japanese

>do deadlifts with bad form on purpose
>never receive the free ticket to Snap City

>>39095171
kek

>deadlift lmao5pl8
>have to put it back down

Why even lift brahs

>>39099978
>>39099373
>>39099340
>>39099295
>>39099222
>>39099199
>>39099170
>>39099167
>>39099159
>>39099146
>>39099138
>>39099123
>>39099118
>>39099116
>>39098461
Kill yourself you autistic retard.

>eat a pound of chicken
>dumbbell fly weight still increases

>go to the gym
>epic maymays 420 dank hehe xD

>power clean two plates
>don't have two clean dinner plates when I get home

>Grab a barbell
>Nobody in the pub can hear me ring

>do isolation exercises only
>muscles grow together as a group of friends instead of being alone

>>39095328
>consume a diuretic
>don't shit myself

>>39102255
For fuck's sake do you guys know nothing about comedic timing? Don't repeat your setup in the punchline.

>power clean two plates
>dishes still dirty

>rack pulls
>the rack never moves

>Cycle for 15 minutes
> Haven't gone anywhere

wow this board really is full of unintelligent people

>curls
>still bald

>the press
>no reporters show up

>>39102363
never knew what it was called when someone fucks up the joke by wording the punchline really awkwardly

thanks for clearing that up friend

>Dead lift
> Have to take the stairs

>tricep kickbacks
>triceps don't give me money

> Chest flies
> I'm a beetle

>>39099359
>be a faggot
>make a shitposting thread
>surprised when it turn into shitposting
>someone plz rape my face

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>>39102469
Don't know why that made me laugh. kek.

>>39102469
fucking kek

>>39095126

>consume 100ml of jizz
>still not a faggot

>huge height
>small gains

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>wear size large
>feel small

>>39102821
DELET THAT

>>39102821
>His keto and metabolism, gone...

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>>39095126
>muscles are made out of the same protein you consume

>>39102650
Probably because it has both the literal joke of a broken lift thus needing to take the stairs, and the implied meaning/irony of the situation after doing some heavy dead lifts and having to take the stairs.

>eat a raw egg
>girl screaming that I'm not eating her out right

>>39099359
What's the correct formula/setup for this thread?
I might actually be retarded

>>39102874
is size large a tight fit or a loose fit for you?

>>39103742
see
>>39095126
>>39095208
>>39095362
>>39100559
>>39101867

>>39103888
Aight, so just numbers for one thing not translating directly into numbers for a relevant thing
If so than holy shit a lot of shitposts in this thread

best new meme since long ago 2 b h

>>39095362
hahahahahahaha