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>3 years since i've had sex >not sure if i remember

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>3 years since i've had sex
>not sure if i remember how
>dont think i even want to
>tfw lifting wont get you past your immense hatred for people
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>having sex
>putting your weenie into the place Piss comes out

Why not rub your dick on a public toilet while you're at it
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>>39086633
damn dude. literally me.

i haven't quite hit 3 years though, still a couple months away
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>>39086633
>3 years since having sex waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Shit nigger try five years.
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>>39086664
im sure i'll get there, no reason to stop the draught now
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>>39086683
I'm already 20% the way to becoming a wizard.

You can become a virgin again after a long dry spell, right?

Coz if so, aww yeh
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>>39086664
Try 19 years bitch ass nigga
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>>39086647
Nigga what..?
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>>39086711
Doesn't count because you actually have no idea how good it is.
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> can't maintain eye contact with women

There's no hope for me is there?
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Try 8 years. After my ex completely wrecked my faith in women I honestly couldn't care less about the fucking cunts.
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>>39086647

The pee comes out of the top part you lick.
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>>39086733
>>39086647
muh sides
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>>39086714
>>39086733
>>39086742
>falling for level 0 trolling
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5 years here since the last time for me. Lifting has only increased my hatred for people desu
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>>39086647
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>>39086647
I swear I've seen some pasta about a girl who complained about pain when peeing, and it turned out she was fucked into urethra for years. I think it was from a nurse's or doctor's perspective.
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>>39087642
It was an old woman.
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