>3 years since i've had sex
>not sure if i remember how
>dont think i even want to
>tfw lifting wont get you past your immense hatred for people
>having sex
>putting your weenie into the place Piss comes out
Why not rub your dick on a public toilet while you're at it
>>39086633
damn dude. literally me.
i haven't quite hit 3 years though, still a couple months away
>>39086633
>3 years since having sex waaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Shit nigger try five years.
>>39086664
im sure i'll get there, no reason to stop the draught now
>>39086683
I'm already 20% the way to becoming a wizard.
You can become a virgin again after a long dry spell, right?
Coz if so, aww yeh
>>39086664
Try 19 years bitch ass nigga
>>39086647
Nigga what..?
>>39086711
Doesn't count because you actually have no idea how good it is.
> can't maintain eye contact with women
There's no hope for me is there?
Try 8 years. After my ex completely wrecked my faith in women I honestly couldn't care less about the fucking cunts.
>>39086647
The pee comes out of the top part you lick.
>>39086733
>>39086647
muh sides
>>39086714
>>39086733
>>39086742
>falling for level 0 trolling
5 years here since the last time for me. Lifting has only increased my hatred for people desu
>>39086647
>>39086647
I swear I've seen some pasta about a girl who complained about pain when peeing, and it turned out she was fucked into urethra for years. I think it was from a nurse's or doctor's perspective.
>>39087642
It was an old woman.