>tfw 5'10 >tfw 5.5 inch dick Should I kill myself?

it's a close call. are you sure your penis is that big and you're not lying about it? i'll be honest with you 5 inch penises fucking suck, don't believe the "dude it's just how u use it lmao!!!" myth. women would rather be nailed by a big cock than whatever pathetic excuse at jumping you'd bring to the table.
that being said i don't know my bfs penis size but it's almost as long as my face, stops at around the eyebrows.

>>39075967
no

>>39075986
fuck off roastie

>>39075996
you can't handle the truth

>>39075967
yes

I feel like any woman on 4chan isn't wifey material, hoish type bitches, fr. I mean for a girl to be reading these threads and keep coming back is pretty fuckin gross. I gotta get off this website too though no doubt, and bro just chill if a girl likes you she likes YOU dude, and remember bro vaginas come in all different shapes and sizes just like penis's you might be too much or perfect for some girls OR you might be too small for some too, but thats life, it's all balanced and don't let it get to you because what you have is yours and you better get used to loving it because you're gonna be with yourself till the end.

>>39076000
>not measuring your boyfriends penis with a metal ruler

you can't handle the truth

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>>39075986
>stops at my eyebrows
wtf do you mean, if that is long , how fucking long is you face?

>>39075967
Is your delusion real?

>>39076809
what's his delusion bro, genuinely curious

When measuring a dick, do you hone press? I think that's cheating.

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>>39075967
>tfw 7,4 inch
>tfw i was overweight in my puberty
>had gyno, imagine how long it would be if i had no gyno