gallon of WHAT per day!

>>39071391
Semen.

Gotta get dat dere protein, and I can't afford protein powder.

cum
why do guys not collect their cum in jars and eat it? its protein
i wish i was a guy

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He said that he was taking zinc, lecithin, and l-arginine based on advice from a Chinese Internet forum as part of a "jizz stack"

>>39071406
L O N D O N
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>>39071391
Feels op

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Ok let's go over this again... You're eating 10,000 calories a day for "bulking season"?

>>39071671
It-it's pronounced "bulkkan," sir.

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You're doing this to your body for your... "why-foo"?
I've never heard of this or "my-rin".

Milk nigga. And water

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How many scoops do you take a day?

>>39071811
>Buying into the powdered jew

can someone explain to me what snap city means?
im new

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your fuckin aesthetic?
I think the term you're looking for annon is autistic

>>39071864
Sh-shut up sir.

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>so anon, are you sexually active?

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>>39071878
>Define "active"

>>39071779
/thread

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You have a BMI of 31. I don't know what this "shredded as fuark" or "10% bodyfat" mumbo jumbo is. The fact of the matter is you have the BMI of an obese person and you're endangering your health.

>>39071900
b-but muh sloots

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so let me get this straight, you get your nutrition and exercise from a fat texan with a degree in geology!?!

>>39071878
>be 16 at doctor's
>female milf doctor asks me this, and how often I masturbate
>my mom was with me, and it was about acne pills
Fuck doctors are horny

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>are you actually a virgin? Impossible

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>GO MAD? Don't mind if I do! OOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOO!! HE HE HE HE HE HE HEE!!!!!!

>>39071964
I love this one every time

I eat a 8-12 oz steak everyday...