oats with warm water or milk?

>>39066911
Water in the microwave if your not a fag. Only takes 1min30

>>39066911
I would use milk just for the extra calories and protein.

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>>39066911
>oats

>>39066911
dry oats pour milk ontop and eat, that's what real men do

>>39066911
I only eat muesli with yogurt and fruit

Dry oats in my protein shake blended up.

Oats with milk while I drink my shake.

Oats with milk in between meals.

Dry oats in my protein shake blended up again.

Bulking ~3-3.5k a day. I started skelemode.

>>39067314
can you post a picture of your body? i'm skely and just started to eat in a very similar way

With only the finest Grade A Nigger Buck semen

>>39067279

Real men don't need to efficiently digest all nutrients..

>40% nutrients get don't absorbed
> eat 40% more raw porridge

This is also your maths logic right

Skimmed/Semi-skimmed milk to increase protein without adding fat/that much fat.

>>39066911
>2 DL oats
>add water till the oats are covered
>microwave for 2-3 minutes
>add cold milk
>add fruits/honey/applesauce/whatever

>>39066911

Blended with egg and cottage cheese, fried like a pancake.

Water on a cut

>>39066925
>not eating delicious steelcut oats

>>39066911
I'm going to sit right down and tell this exactly how i eat my motherfucking steel cut oatz.

I make a gigantic fucking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oatz and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful.

Every morning i take a goodly portion of that fucking pond of glory and i pour vanilla fucking soymilk in the fucking bowl with the fucking oatz and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fucking while they heat up.

I've now got a bowl of hot oatz and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfucker and it is not yet time to eat.

I reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fucking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fucking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fucking bowl, and i grab my fucking naked banana and i layer it into that fucking bowl. At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand my gorgeous fucking oatz, then i stand up and i eat that fucking bowl, the whole fucking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops.

oats with water and leave over night in fridge. cold oats are GOAT

>>39067279
I did this for a year because I didnt know any better.

>>39067532
>>39067532

I started at 135 in June and I'm now at 165 in the morning ~170 before going to bed. I'm 5'11 so I was skinny asf but not as bad as some people I see on here which amazes me.

>>39068406
Gee, that was a weird boner

>>39068497
same here, still eat them just with milk because it's the most delicious way

I make a choco protein shake and puts it in my oats

>>39068406
>unironically having autism
>>>/reddit/

I eat my oats in flapjacks
come at me

I blend them with milk greek yogurt natty pb and whey

not bad, not good either though.

>>39068497
>I did this for a year because I didnt know any better.
I'm currently doing this. What's the better way?

>>39069113
>hot water poured over oats
>wait for it to absorb
>at this point the oats should be THICC
>pour some milk until desired consistency is reached
>add a little fruit or honey or something to make them less of a chore to eat
>assload of cinnamon for dat dere taste and health gains

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>>39068406
exactly what i needed

>>39066911
Do you mean how to cook it, or are you actually trying to decide on a flavor? Jesus, no wonder all of you hate your bodies and your lives so much.
T. Fried egg and salmon with kale oatmeal masterrace

>>39066911
How did I even get in this thread. Milk don't be a pussy. Also get.

>>39068406
>and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops.
kek

>>39069151
>>hot water
>drinking hot water from a tap