What do I do?

>>39030427
Try getting your dick sucked senpai, he might be good at it.

>>39030427
>do your writing
>drink your coffee
>stop looking at him
>leave immediately when you're done
>don't leave a tip

>>39030444
No! I said I'm straight. I really do not want that. I can't focus on my writing right now. Pls help with constructive replies.

>>39030427
>>39030476
If you're straight then why are you so frazzled by this?

>>39030510
op isn't straight

>>39030427
get out of the closet faggot

>>39030510
because he only thinks he's straight but deep down inside he doesn't know and now he's worried he might actually be gay.

>>39030510
I have a ton of dip in my bag that I forgot about. Do you think if I throw in a fat lip it will disgust him, or attract him more?

>>39030476
The panicked writings of a man who feels his straightness slipping away from him...

>>39030536
just showing him you can fit more in your mouth

>>39030427
You sound very insecure about your sexual preferences. Faggot.

>>39030476
Write about how terrified you are that some alpha gay barista wants to fuck your tight ass and make you gargle his semen.

Shut up guys. I know we joke on this board about being gay. However, I am straight IRL. I can't watch the gay game of thrones scenes without gagging that's how much it disgusts me.

>>39030556
I already have a story in mind that is fucking amazing which I am working on

>>39030560
>I can't watch the gay game of thrones scenes without gagging that's how much it disgusts me.
only a closeted faggot would do this. Straight guys don't even register it as a sexual thing

>>39030575
I am not gay! I do not even look at men when I can avoid it. I think breasts on a woman are fantastic

Kinda related:

>be cable guy
>working outside in the gay district
>drunk gay hobo approaches me
>he mumbles something that I don't understand
>proceeds to gets touchy and feels my arm
>my reflex is to flex my arm
>after 2 seconds, tell him to fuck off
>spend the rest of day thinking about what just happened

>>39030427

gays flirting with you should be nothing more than a confidence booster if you're straight, take it as a fucking compliment

if you start feeling conflicting emotions just take a long hard look in the mirror and figure out if you have a potential future as a butt miner or not

it's ok to be gay OP, just don't become a faggot.

>>39030587
you've been conditioned to think and say that.

Try writing some gay GOT fanfiction, oh and ask the barista to proof read it for you

>>39030560

ironically it's pretty common for very homophobic people to secretly have gay thoughts, it's like they hate themselves

>>39030587
>I like big strong firm muscley breasts
>O-on a woman of course you silly goose

A decent girl walked in and I'm making a point to stare at her so the gay coffee boy will notice how straight I am

>>39030587
>I think breasts on a woman are fantastic

gayest thing i've heard today, you're the type who enjoys trap porn and thinks there's nothing wrong with sucking a "feminine penis" aren't you?

just come out of the closet man, you'll feel better

>>39030634
You should ask the barista out. He'll be so off out by your forwardness and confused he won't know what to do and leave you alone

>>39030647
Shut up bro. It's not just breasts. I like the vagina too it's awesome

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I'm at a coffee shop right now and things are really wierd.
>Go to coffee shop to read my book
>Order large coffee
>Obviously gay barista complements me on my hair
>Say thank you
>Give me regular look and tells me to enjoy
>Hands receipt
>Grab
>Turn around and some weird in the closet "straight" guy keeps staring at me
>Got a $3 ceramic mug
>Literally trapped
>I can feel his eyes on me now
>I like black men /fit/ pls help me

>>39030427
This is what happens when you take your MacBook Pro Retina™ to a cafe to be seen doing some writing you fucking faggot

>>39030575
You're retarded, I don't watch game of thrones at all anymore as i don't support homosexuality. Its a sickness.

>>39030720
I use a fisher space pen and paper numb nuts

>>39030470
>>don't leave a tip
Heresy

>>39030666
>I like the vagina too it's awesome
Come on OP just read what you are typing. You expect any of us here to believe you aren't gay?

>>39030735
got some news for you: you're a faggot. literally.


>>39030753
tipping is retarded to begin with, but in this case, it'll give the guy the wrong impression.

>>39030803
How is that gay? Fuck! I think long smooth toned legs on a woman are give me a boner for days!!

OP is either a faggot or a troll entertaining himself by pretending to be a closeted faggot

in conclusion, OP is a faggot either way.

>>39030864
>I think long smooth toned legs on a woman are give me a boner for days!!
>what gay men think a straight man would say to prove he's not gay

>>39030595
>tfw only gays flirt to me

It would be great if i was gay, but at least its something i guess.

>>39030427
Start taking some Paxil or go see a therapist. You have some anxiety paranoia stuff going on

>>39030573
What is the premise fag?

>>39030427
>writing in a coffee shop
Confirmed faggot

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>>39030666
This sounds like something out of Bruno

>>39030997
I can't get work done in my house because my roommates are cool, but distracting

>>39031024
in other words you want to suck their dicks and can't concentrate on anything else

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>>39030427
>writing in a coffee shop
>straight
Pick one faggot

>>39031044
he sounds like someone who goes to disneyland on the gay day and coincidentally wore a red shirt.

>>39030427
have you showed him your dankest harambe memes yet?

>>39030983
It's a show about classic literature

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>>39030427
Sounds like you want to play?

>>39030470

>leave the tip, in his anus

>>39030560
>>39030587
Bait as fuck.

>>39030427
The real issue is you wasting $3 on coffee when you could just make it better yourself for much less

And wtf is wrong with you? He isn't going to rape you or anything just do your damn work. He probably assumed you were gay too because you were there ordering overpriced coffee to begin with and was giving you a chance to express interest.

If this is a legit post, I'd say you are gay because no straight man that is comfortable with his sexuality is going to be this upset about a gay barista

>>39030536
>Still dipping to look cool

OP is confirmed for questioning his sexuality and being a closeted homosex
Give up tobacco anons. It's not worth it, and you'll either realize it now while you're still healthy, or later when it's too late

>>39030593
Oh that's a good one m8. I actually lol'd
Also slightly horrifying that you were groped by a homeless dude. Shoulda knocked him the fuck out. Srs.

>>39030880
/thread

>>39030476

>straight
>writing at a coffee shop

Pick one, unless you're french

>be handsome
>hit on by gays
>thanks
>don't even pay attention or think anything of it
Bro, you sweating it like this, you gay son

>>39031131
Kek

>>39030560

But if you were actually straight that scene wouldn't even register. See, straight guys don't care about men getting other men off.

If it bothers you, it means you're subconsciously registering and rejecting your arousal from the scene.