Stupid things your girlfriend does at the gym... and beyond

>>39022413
Is she loyal? Does she genuinely like you? Apart from the acting like a klutz for attention thingy do you enjoy her company?

We know you don't have a girlfriend op. Shut the fuck up

>>39022413
I broke up with my girl for less.
God damn I'd be irate in the second scenario.

>>39022413
there's no such thing as a smart woman and generally women are a waste of time, energy, and money i suggest you get rid of her before your gains suffer

>thinking a pair of shoes will help if you drop a plate on your feet

You're dumb OP

>>39022472
That's why I always wear my Vibrams. They keep me safe

>>39022445
She is very loyal and does the dishes/my laundry. It's just her seemingly abysmal stupidity that pisses me off sometimes. It can be cute, but it's a burden for the most part.

>>39022464
What did she do?

>>39022472
My girlfriend doesn't use plates, only dumbbells up to 5kg. Try dropping one on your toe with and without shoes and we talk again, jackass.

>>39022501
>What did she do?
She only had one vagina and I'm only in my early 20s once

>>39022413
>t. Kissless virgin pretending he has a gf

Lmaoing

>>39022467
>Waste of money
I can't really complain here. She pays the bills more than I do. Sometimes I go months without even splitting them with her. Not that I need that, but it surely makes it easier to tolerate her stupidity.

>>39022413
I brought one gf to the gym once
She had hired a personal trainer that had her doing all the box jump, bosu ball, (((functional training))) madness
I tried to teach her how to squat and she just got so frustrated she wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day

>>39022501
Shoes aren't going to help at all retard. Toe got broke from a 10 pound plate with some rather thick shoes on.

>>39022413
You don't need shoes to lift, OP.

>>39022556
Thick ain't good enough, your shoes need to be T H I C C

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>bae

>>39022511
I'm trying really hard not to cheat on her. :/ Had a few have girls come up to me all flirty while completely ignoring my girlfriend. Why the fuck do girls do this to committed guys?

>>39022541
if i was in your shoes i most likely wouldn't complain either but keep an eye on her occasionally because i've seen girls who claim to be the most loyal girlfriends out there and they even had a very good act to go with it but after 2 years they turn into a seamen demon and start fucking every dude under the sun

>>39022592
because those types of women are scum

>she's sweet and loyal
>she pays my bills
>she surprises me with vacations

Your relationship has no future, OP. Tell me where she lives and I'll take her off your hands. You don't have to thank me.

>>39022413
dude i think what your doing is great but you don't have to date a potato.

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>>39022413
>Starts talking to me
>Really getting annoying
>Realize I dont have a girlfriend and its just the DMT
Or at the gym
>Lifting in my garage at 4AM in my underwear
>Let out massive screams on my final grind reps to wake up the neighbors
>She just sits there silently watching me
>Get up from the bench and realize I dont have a girlfriend
God, girlfriends are so stupid, amirite?

>>39022592
Because if you're committed then you're of value.
Some woman said, "this man is worth something" and now other women want it.

>>39022556
I don't give a fuck about your grandma osteoporosis toe. Shoes don't prevent just that, moron, they also prevent ankle and tendon injuries.

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>>39022501
40kg dumbell to the toe.
Lucky it only fell from the low half of the rack.

>>39022644
Clean your toenail
That is disgusting as fuck

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>>39022413
>lifting in heels
What could possibly go wrong?

>>39022703
>getting triggered by this
are you a woman

>>39022736
>getting triggered by poor hygiene
I am a nurse, i see enough nasty shit at work to not wanting more when i get home.

>>39022644
Doesn't look that bad. At least it din't hit your toenail. If you had shoes on, they definitely absorbed some of the impact.

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>>39022644
>>39022703
Hurt my toes while hiking a some years ago, visited a dermatologist who told me the nails should grow fine, a couple of years after I decided to visit another doctor and it seems to be improving.

>>39022592
"I'm trying really hard"
How low willpower do you have?

>>39022798
WHY

>>39022556
>skipping toe day

fucking idiot

>>39022413
kek stupid bitch
virgin masterrace checking in

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> go the gym with her for the first time
> today I'm doing OHP, squats, rack pulls and weighted chins
> ask her what exercises shes going to do
> "uhh idk yet haha"
> finish OHP, start squats
> I glance around to see where she's at
> she's doing babyweight squats in the smith machine
> halfway through squats she comes to me
> "I'm tired, can we go, etc"
> it's only been 40 minutes at this point
> make her go on the cardio bike for the rest of my workout
> looks kind of annoyed with me when we get home
> we don't care we're freaks

>>39022732
>"the feeling" on the back wall

top kek

Why do people voluntarily break their ankles tho?

>>39022807
The worst part is that I got that on both feet.

>>39022501
Sounds like a great girlfriend but shitty wife. If you just want to have sex with and spend time with the same person for a while keep her, but if you want a long term thing a stupid person isnt going to satisfy you with conversation, is going to be shitty to share a budget with, and is not a good person to mix genes with if you want kids.

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>>39022501
Sounds like a loyal version of my ex.

>>39022413
>put on some shoes, you might hurt yourself."

Unless you work out with steel toes waht's the difference you dolt?

>>39022413
You asshole. Go watch clerks. Pay attention to the message. Love your gf. You know what I would kill to have a gf as pleasant as yours?

>>39022824
>rack pulls

Why or how did you start dating your gf then? You must have noticed how stupid she was before this point.

>>39024226
>Why
The pussy. It's always the pussy.

>>39022799
this,>>39022592
your a piece oh shit, get your act together.

I'm not whiteknighting but can someone please explain why femanons who actually lift get hate on this board then? I'm confused.

>>39022813
this is literally the only good post in this shit thread

>>39025603
if i am to understand, it is not fems who lift, but really anyone who lifts retardedly

>>39022608

>This

OP if she's anything above a 7 physically, and is willing to gym (not become a hambeast) with you; you'd be insane to throw that away mane.

Just raise any potential offspring to not be retarded.

>>39022413
From your other posts, OP, you seem to value intelligence. I am ending my marriage because I don't feel like my wife is good conversation anymore. So, yeah. Proceed with caution and think deeply on your values, because that 9/10 can plummet if you run into someone you click with. It's the fucking cave allegory.

>>39022556
>he doesn't wear steel caps

>>39023970
Wanna know how I know you deadlift <200kg?

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>3DPD

>it's an op is too dumb to handle a decent gf episode

>>39022592
ask yourself, why do men fuck your gf when you're at work?

>>39022455
#rekt
/thread

>>39022413
>this thread
>actually getting a gf won't cure the autism

Intelligence isn't the same as mindfulness OP. I'm studying the hardest degree at the second best school in the world and I forget my bag at home all the time, and do shit like the flight thing constantly. Also I work out barefoot, because it's good for skwatting and i'm not stupid enough to drop weights on my foot.

If she's actually a vapid cunt who does nothing with her time and obviously has no talents then that's different, but she just sounds like a bit of a klutz. Cut your GF some slack senpai.

asked my gf to make me breakfast.

bitch made 3 eggs instead of 4. what a fucking cunt

>>39022413
tfw no klutzy gf to make little boo boos and then look at me sheepishly, knowing her man will make everything all right
Fuck off OP just let me die alone

>>39022413
Dump her and move on.

>>39023862

Grip you idiot

>>39022413
I lift in flip flops, I take them off when I Squat or DL, no ones ever said a god damn thing to me about it.

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>>39022413
>Gf
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEE

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tfw no gf

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>>39028162
>I'm studying the hardest degree at the second best school in the world
>not mentioning what degree
>or school

>>39028305
You must be a pain to look at.

>>39028357
Where did you find this cute seal?

>>39022413
can you do me a favour and never say bae again and then kill yourself

>>39022501
Keep her anon, my wife is a fucking retard but is stupid loyal.

All women are annoying, and loyalty is very hard to find.

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>>39029164
Cute? Look at that snotty nose

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>>39029164
Same place I found this one

>>39022501
If she is loyal keep her OP, a smart woman wouldn't be loyal because she would be manipulative and hypergamic.

>>39022413
>she forgot her shoes
>"bae put on some shoes!"

nigga, you are the retard in this relationship.

>>39022413
yes without exceptions

>>39022413
Why wouldn't you train in flip flops? Excellent shoes to squat and bench with.

>>39022472
I wear steel toes to the gym

>>39028357
>implying that's relevant in any way
But maths at Cambridge. My point is that I'm no dumbass.

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>>39022413
But your the idiot for not educating her on proper gym attire and not looking over the flight details yourself . . . What did you expect to happen ?

>>39029500
>Thinking Camb is better than Ox
Kekkles, enjoy your shit social skills in manlet city
#shoeem

>>39022472
They don't actually give a shit about whether or not your break your toes at the gym.
They care about blood-born pathogens.

>>39022813
kekkels

>>39022413
I hate all of you Chad's. You only go to the gym for girls. I bet you don't even like it.

>>39029301
bn bn do doo de do do

>>39029500
>hardest degree
>math

Is this truly how single-major students see the world?

>>39022501
STEFAN GHEORGHIDIU PLS GO

>>39029545
>doing a STEM at oxford
Topkek enjoy your retardation and not being able to fuck bitches 24/7 thanks to being the only muscular lanklet in the entire uni.

>>39030212
>ameritards in charge of understanding british university
Not my fault you idiots' "majors" are just 4 years of social justice classes with a teeny bit of math sprinkled in there.

>>39030441
*maths
fuck you've got me saying it now