Naming my child

>>39022166

Pls b joking

>>39022166

rich piana

>>39022180
? if you have any better names, let me know

Myron T Gains.
Flex Hunter.

Zyzz.

>>39022204
Myron is beautiful, on the list it goes

>>39022195
Leonidas or Theophilus or something manly and greek sounding kinda pigeonholes them into being a greek God.

>>39022166
What about Pressly

You could even walk around the house and be like "yo whats up THE PRESSLY" and you'll laugh and he'll go upstairs and greentext a story on 5chan /fit/ (coming 2020) about how he learned where his name came from and his dads a retard.

>>39022208
Zyzz if a guy, Jyzz if a girl.

Scoop
Test
E-Z
DYELn but pronounced dylan

>>39022232
you want him to name is daughter jizz. shes gonna be fun in college

>>39022232

>Implying OP wouldn't raise a girl as a boy and inject her with T

>>39022241
LOVE scoop, added to the list

Call him Autist. Because judging by this thread I can already tell he is on the spectrum.

thor

even if he turns out to be a manlet it'll be sweet. i have a little puppy i rescued who's fucking tiny but his name is thor and he's awesome

>>39022166
Wojack
Pl8s
Myrin

>>39022166
Sculptus

London

>>39022285
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Would work as both first and middle names

Alph

>>39022166
Rippletits Klokov Wendler, III

>>39022166
Hugh Woattmeigh

>>39022166
what's the surname?

>>39022254
>name him scoop
>"dad what time are you picking me up today"
>"5 SCOOPS SON"

>>39022306
now Rippletits is interesting, reluctantly added to the list

>>39022242
Nobody wants to do jyzz, that'd make them faggots

>>39022322
McGainsley

Diomedes
Achilles
Hector
Ajax

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>>39022166
CHAD

>>39022351
Swollow McGainsly

>>39022381
Swoll*
>>39022351

>>39022166
Congratulations! I too have a baby on the whey. I think a good name for your progeny would be:
Hunter
Preston
TRENton
Victor
Scooper

>>39022376
Roll

London.

Ricardo Piano

>>39022415
Protein pooper

>>39022415
great ideas

what you need to do is give him a normal first name then a fucked up middle name

like michael utsgoingudbreh [lastname]

so when you make him go by "mike" his name can be mike utsgoingudbreh [lastname]

Scooby
Hercule
Hawthorne but call him Thor for short

>>39022215
To be honest i would have liked to be named leonidas, its a manly as fuck name and people can call you leo or leon wich are cool names by themselves.

>>39022376
Roll

HEIGHT FRAME FACE [lastname]

>>39022166
i had a brain freeze and named my kid teodoro. Though personally I think it's manly enough. my wife didn't like it though.

>>39022166
Horrible names op. Just horrible.
Also, boy or girl?

>people unironically suggesting meme names/obscure Greek and Roman dieties

Your child will kill themselves, just Google 'Top 10 Baby Names' and don't cuck the poor kid before they're born

>>39022955
This
Everyone knew that kid with the weird name and no social skills in highschool

>>39022955
>Unironically
This is 4chan m8 everything is ironic

Squatlana Tracksuitovski.

>>39023015
to the list it goesss

>>39022166
Pls be real.

Also
>Chad

>>39022166
I think Gustav is a strong name.
Not a weird name either, his friends would call him Gus.

If he ever gets ripped as fuck he'll be Gustav the Sickest Cunt.

>>39022166
Maximilian Gains (Insert last name)

>>39023058
My name is Maximiliano :o

If dubs you name him Faggot

>>39022575
Underrated

>>39022376
Rolling

>>39022166
Hugeback Thunderthrottle

>>39022376
Came here to say this. Rolling for chad

>>39022890
>Mexican detected

jasonblaha

>>39023428
Kinobodyblaha Piano maybe?

>>39023085
whitey?

>>39022415
Trenton - that's a great one.
Why Victor or Hunter?

>>39022376
Chad Rollington

Scooby