>tfw tall and have good face so normies automatically assume you lift because you are overcomensating for your small dick
>tfw you are actually overcompensating because you have no friends
>tfw they are right about the dick part but thats not the reason I lift
>>39017729
You literally made all of that up
>>39017729
>i lift
>i have a decent face
>i have a small dick
>i have no friends
>a guy who once in the past asked me if i want to fuck his gf (i refused) asked me if i have a small dick syndrome
which part of the story do you think is made up?
how small are we talkin op
>>39017942
15x10 cm
>>39017942
6x6?
>>39017960
Kek I guess it's a 6x4
Pencil mode, sorry op...
Sometimes I wish I had a pencil dick, but like a crazy pencil dick, something like 11" long but only 3" in circumference.
What a life that would be.
>I lift
>I have an attractive face
>I have a larger-than-average dick
>I have lots of friends and several very close friends
>I've been having sex since I was 16
Why is it so weird for someone to actually be normal here? You're all self-defeating faggots.
>people joke about "hurr you lift cause small weewee"
>you lift because youre a closet raging narcissist who enjoys looking at themselves with a better body
>>39018509
Lol what a loser.
>>39017835
The part where you lift duh.
>>39018811
that one is actually most correctest
>Tfw you lift and are tall with a nice accent so normies assume you're a huge player
>Also above average dick
>actually have an ugly as fuck face, no friends, hate people and hate talking to them
>was a virgin until 20 and fucked some ugly slut
>>39018981
Clean your fucking mirror, pig
>>39018509
>why would losers seek a anime image board where they don't have to have a identity they'd undoubtably fuck up
Really makes you think.
>>39018509
Please leave for your own good
>>39019115
Hmm really makes me think
>>39019126
Been here for 6 years friendo
>>39017960
get on my level
13x10
>>39018509
What a faggot, I bet you don't get that xtra male protein.
>>39019182
Why? You're clearly better than everyone here
>>39019445
I'm not better than anyone anon. I come here because I enjoy the bants with my bros.
We're all in this together Anon; tall and short, ugly and hot, virgin or not.