do you even lift?

just fucked my dog

oops, shat myself again

I'll shit on you

>>39015468
supermang is my hero

>I am an engineer

>>39015468
I am with hillary

Bush did nine eleven

Are you an archeologist?

Are you a tranny?

>>39015468
Didn't read the sticky

Underdeveloped lats try harder

>>39015468
Hey, I like you

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>>39015468

>OHP in squat rack

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>>39015502

>>39015518
Good one

>>39015468
your forehead is lol

>>39015468
I really like you

>>39015468
Damn, you look fat.

>>39015468
I don't train legs

>>39015468
will you marry me?

>>39015494
>>39015518
Reminder that using an apostrophe doesn't make it one word.

>>39015562
>Shart in mart detected

>>39015562
Debatable.

>>39015564
Keep it four words

>>39015468
Have a feminine penis?

>>39015468
>I am going bald
>I got 6 inches
>I am actually 5'8

i'll have a salad

>>39015468
pls respond im autismo

>>39015562
ill shit on you
didnt read the sticky

there

>>39015468
Gonna grab that pussy

you're a man right?

I've dated black people

I lift for girls

I support Donald Trump
Hillary Clinton for Prison

>>39015527
good work, you did it

I like to workout.

>>39015468
>I'm not out yet

Do you like anime?

>>39015468
I have smelly cum

>>39015562
Contractions usually do count as one word, although it should be avoided in formal speech altogether

>>39015468
Y-y-you too

>>39015647
That is eight words

>>39015679
*shouldn't

I have a girlfriend

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I am a virgin

>>39015468
Babies are so tight

>>39015692
Honestly I said that like two weeks ago and still crushed. Honest best policy NA

>>39015468
Only had 1 scoop.

I post on 4chan

>>39015704
>Honestly I said that like two weeks ago and still crushed. Honest best policy NA

Fair enough. I'd never cheat on my girlfriend, but I know a few girls who wouldn't mind if I did.

so you payin, or?

>>39015691
No
Does not make sense

When she orders a salad because woman reasons:

>never gonna make it

Only hobby is lifting

>>39015468
I regularly browse reddit

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>>39015557

I lift heavy weights.

>>39015468
I'm five seven tall

Squat, deadlifts, and oats.

>>39015728
Yes it does. That's how we get new words. Is sunset one word? Cus it comes from the sun setting, which was two and became one. Please just lurk from now on.

>>39015743
Most girls who know what reddit is browse reddit.

>>39015679
formal speech is outdated/antiquated/archaic, stop halting progress anon

>>39015468
Will you marry me?

>>39015468
sometimes

Hittler did nothing wrong

>>39015766
Forsooth, I disagree with thee!

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FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME

Does this look infected?

>>39015758
Are you actually illiterate?
Reread what you posted and then you can sink into the hole of shame

Your face is meh.

CEO 10K A DAY

>>39015790
Yeah, and it makes sense. Unlike your spastic keyboard spam. Go ahead and show me in the dictionary if shouldn't is one one page, or if half is in the S's and the other half is in the N's, since it's supposedly two words you fucking 9th grader.

>>39015766
Behold, a nincompoop handing out brutish conversation advice pieces

Laughable

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>>39015502
Well, my day is off to a sad start.

>>39015766
>Speaking properly is outdated
Hmmmmmm

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>>39015697

>>39015812
Oh wow
Looks like you skipped elelmentary school, sorry, I was unaware

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_(grammar)

>>39015502
What's wrong with engineers? They are the second best after scientists.

>>39015825
Me no need grammur, i just do things to america great makings

>>39015812
Home school best school amirite?

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>>39015840
A contraction is a shortened version of the written and spoken forms of a word
>a word
>not words
>seriously didn't even check what you were posting
You're a fucking riot dude, I hope your math test goes well, god knows you need to make up for failing the writing midterm.

>>39015766
>not speaking like a moron is archaic
No.

Maybe if you'd start hanging out with properly educated people, you would realize this.

>>39015852
>inb4 triggered /pol/ fags

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>>39015502
what if you're dating a guy?

your forehead routine sucks

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>>39015840
If only Google was run by you! Their word count tool would work properly then!

>>39015468
Please be a boy

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>>39015468

>>39015851
>>39015502

Nothing. If anything she would get wet at the thought of your salary.

>>39015579
>I got 6 inches
what's wrong with that? apart from bringing it up on the first date

>>39015468
make america great again
I am with her

Alternatively:
I am a jew

I am a feminist

>>39015884
Have you actually read the whole page?
Seems like someone missed his first sip

>>39015988
yeah, she isn't getting wet at the thought of you though so enjoy your qt golddigger

Never change /fit/

>>39015945
Do not
2 words

Don't
One word

That's all I was saying the whole time, are you people doing this on purpose?

>>39015997
>6 inch penis

have fun never satisfying a girl ever.

>>39015468
Bathroom fuck or nah?

>>39016033
I'm swole and tall engineer, so that's not true either
>>39016042
Mine's a tad bigger (like 0,5", lol), but there's nothing wrong with a true six incher either.

>>39015468
>picture
It's his face, isn't it?

>>39015468
it's Jason Blaha here

I am a NEET.
I live with mom.
I am a member of NAMBLA

>>39016052
>I'm swole and tall engineer, so that's not true either
And you're an autist, so it definitely is true.

that was my wife

WHO'S READY TO FUCK??

Mind if mom stays?

>>39016083
great kek

Ay want sum fuk?

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>>39015679
Boy I wonder why your in the date thread
Okay muh four:
You're a basic bitch

>>39015468
that huge forehead tho

>>39016133
Stop triggering me on so many lvls at once faggot

>>39015468
Please remove your clothes

I am a virgin

>>39016082
fair enough

>>39016037
You literally said using an apostrophe doesn't make it one word. Don't try backpedaling now. Oh whoops I mean "back" -space- "pedaling" ;)

What that mouth do?

>>39015468
last boyfriend was black

OPs one rep maxes

>>39015502
Engineering major, learning finance as well. I go out with all the finance people in fidi (NYC)
There's nothing wrong with being an engineer, bitches are impressed if anything. Here's your (you) though, I took the bait

le cookies are ready

Ever fucked a nigger?

>>39015923
>you're

Eat all the eggs

>>39015502
t. bitter mathematician

>>39015825
>>39015852
Considering that most of the language change is measured in the social group of adolescents and young adults, it is hard to determine what is standard anymore. Most people will tell you that it is the media but when you see jersey shore tier tv shows you begin to wonder.

Also, the RP or academic English are spoken by a very small group compared to the others' sizes which does not make them representative of all native speakers of English.

>>39015468
This date is McDonalds

I think of murder

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>>39015679
>avoid contractions in formal speech altogether

My cock is lackluster

>>39017200
Go back to bed, Caim.

>>39015468
I'm voting for Hillary

>>39017177
I'm lovin' it

my hobby is weightlifting

>>39017203
Literally don't do this

I'm voting for Hillary.

>>39015468
make america great again

>>39015513
kek

>>39015513
Dammit, you beat me to it.

>>39015997
6 inch penis is fine, you just have to worry about the girth.

>>39015562
It does and I don't like it either.

>>39017101
underrated

>>39015468
I support Donald Trump

>>39017382
you mean how to guarentee pussy

>>39015683
This one got me. lol

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>>39015502
Saw this and instantly knew it would get a gaggle of replies from butt hurt STEMfags.

Nice work OP.

only took one scoop

>>39015580
Kek a doodle doo!

>>39017413
>this is what delusional trumpets actually belive

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>>39015502
Seriously why is this so true though. It is like I mention that I am an engineer and instantly she becomes dry. Why are so many engineers losers that girls have a negative mental image of them?

>>39015468
how are my lats?

>>39015468

>I am a tripfag

>>39015468
you're a big guy

I... big.. gorilla dick

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>>39015468
My penis is average

>>39017488
you are on the wrong website my friend

>>39017498
It doesn't have the prestige of, say, a doctor. And since she cannot leech of your social status you're useless to her.

>>39015468

I go on /fit/

>>39015468
Do you watch anime?

>>39017527
Fuck you cuck, this website is not a hivemind.

>>39015468
I like Death Grips

>>39017543
Fuck you, you're correct.

>>39015468
Hello, how are you?

>>39015545
I was gonna post this

you smell like shit

>>39015468
SS plus go mad

>>39015468
does spider have puss-puss?

>>39017532
What if you have a PhD in Engineering?

>>39015468
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggg
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg
Ye matey

>>39015468
> I have genital herpes

>>39015562
fuck you that's why

>>39015468
I'm a male feminist

>>39018758
Dude just get a degree in math. Any job you want 300k starting.

>>39017498
It's because you have the personality of a dried dog turd and are probably a 4.5/10.

I'm in environmental engineering and never had problems getting my dick wet ever. Also, people tend to think that engineers make nice salaries... which they do

you gonna put out?

>>39019891
>have degree in math
>get paid 2k/month as a grad student
>300k pennies a year starting

>>39015468
I grab ur pucci

I like biting clits

Psshh... Nothin personnel... kid

>>39015468
I play video games.

my penis is small

Hi, Jason Blaha here

I train for strength

>>39015468
Will you marry me?

Never had a girlfriend.

I LOVE YOU, BABY.

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>>39015468
You're a big guy.

gonna make it brah

>>39021086
It says ruin a first date, not get guaranteed sex on a first date.

shoo shoo gains goblin

OP is a faggot

>>39015468
Want a first sip?

>>39015468
Fuck my shit up

>>39015633
this

What about your husband?

>>39015468
I fucked your sister

I don't put out

fields
Running water
harvest

I visit /fit/ everyday

gibe da pusi b0ss

I squat below 2pl8

tbqh pham a lam

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>>39015468
piss sick revolting insulting

I kick when sleeping.

year o'the pisslord 2016

I Count my macros

I am an animator.

>have actually lost a date because of this

>>39015468
I'm happy it's cheap

>>39015722
Oh just be poly, no cheating just more communication.

my balls hang low

I don't eat pussy.

>>39021493
Girlfriend isn't into group sex or poly/open relationships, too paranoid about diseases.

>>39015562
That's ten words mate not four

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>>39015562

>>39015997
Dicklet detected

Check out these dubs

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>>39021403

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

I'm a single mother.

I believe in Jesus.

>>39015468
I am actually gay.

I love Adam Sandler

>>39015468
i'm voting for trump

>>39015502
got em

I will respect you

>>39015468
MATH MAJOR 300K STARTING

>>39015468
are you a feminist?

>>39015468
Are you a trap?

>>39015468
nigger nigger nigger NIGGER

Can I order scoops?

>>39015988

haha yeah bitches go crazy over that base middle class living standard

>>39015468
Hey nice five head

>>39019943
kek

>>39015468
do you eat ass?

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>>39021837
...what the hell?

>>39024191
I call a tow truck<
>i stay asleep
he's late arriving, we're waiting<
>i'm still asleep
we're waiting and waiting, I order pizza<
>i begin to awaken

Make America Great Again

>>39015751
Kek

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I'm voting for Hillary.

(Don't delude yourself leftists, women want real men, not feminist nu-males)

Do you want a scoop too?

>>39024968
Nigga what is that?

I'm with her, shitlord

>>39025040
*Do you wanna scoop?

>>39015521
Underrated post

>>39015468
You're uglier in person

>>39015468
You're not that cute

I post on 4chan

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>>39015502
This and computer scientist get a chick drier than the sahara desert.

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>>39016176
Kek

lmao @ ur form

>>39015468
28 FREE TRAINING PROGRAMS

>>39015468

> tfw no trappy gf

>>39021717
Kek

I'm a STEM major

>>39015468
don't forget the balls.

>>39015899
Nice grammar faggot

>>39017498
Think of the fucking autists you had class with. If you went to an engineering college, think back on the heap of anime binging, shit smeared mongoloids and pasty, grub-like abominations you graduated with.

Now remember, they are engineers. They aren't even a majority, but they are definitely memorable.

>READ THE FUCKING STICKY

b-back that ass up

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>>39015468

Give me your money.

I lift one plate

>>39026336
kek

>>39021086
I got a better one:

U U U U

>>39025048
Someone who's "with her".

I like death grips

>>39015468
I date/fuck black guys
I have dated/fucked blacks/niggers
You are/seem nice/cute/fit BUT...
Will you eat those?
I have this tattoo...
I have piercings here (shows anywhere but ear lobes)
I am a vegan/feminist/(any other cult. Be whatever you want, but if you identify as it you are shallow as fuck)

>>39015468
I am alt-right

>>39027755
>shows anywhere but
degenerate for having exceptions

>>39015468
May eyebrows your computer

>>39027794
Xd

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>I forgot my wallet

>>39015468

I will vote Trump

>>39015468
let's split the check

>>39027755
You've been on 4chan too long, turn off your computer and live in the real world dude

>>39028112
Won't ruin if your date is intelligent.

>>39024044

>that base middle class living standard

I'm a system engineer and I do 6 figures

I'm also a virgin

>>39015468

>thinking of you hurting

>>39015579
If you're 5'8 and she doesn't run out instantly you're good senpai

>>39015468
I am learning Japanese

>>39015468
fuck pussy, give fuck

>>39015468
lets suck dick together

>>39015468
Für das ewige Deutschland!

>>39015468
Do u liek mudkipz?

Are you voting Hillary?

>>39015468
I am still recovering
Or
Do you like anal?

>>39015528
We don't have anything for standing OHP at my gym, Squat rack is the only choice. Thankfully we have 8 of them and I go in the afternoon when it's not busy

i'm on a register

>>39029740
>we don't have anything for standing OHP

what equipment do you need? A barbel and a floor?

Sieg Heil mein Führer

>>39015468
JUST
FUCK
ME
UP

>>39015502

>tfw country is dependent on oil revenue for economic growth
>Going to shit
>Literally no one wants to be an engineer anymore.

This would unironically turn women off here. No body wants to date anyone with a dead end career.

>>39015468

I am a powerlifter.

445 335 525, 165

>>39015468
>I left humanity behind

Suck my dick harder #ruinadateinfourwords

>>39015468
I play hyperdimensions V

>>39015468
But I love Emilia

Always forgot my wallet

>>39031660
forget

>>39015468

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>39015633
I was actually repulsed reading this