How the fuck do I achieve letho the kingslayer status?
Inject Synthol 3xf
Kingslaying 3xf
there you go op
5x5 hounding from Geralt
>>39013266
biceps look achievable, no clue about those tree trunk forearms, though.
>>39013266
Zweihander curls (one in each hand) 3xf
GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMMIT
IT IS MOTHER FUCKING POTION TIME GODDAMMIT
JUST GOT MY ORDER FROM KAER MORHEN, GOT MY WITCHER MUTAGENS HERE, GOT MY REBIS OF COURSE, REBIS IS MY FAVOURITE, YOU GUYS...I DUNNO IF YOU TRIED REBIS BUT YOU GOTTA TRY REBIS.
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PROPER THUNDERBOLT POTION, PUT THE ALCOHOL IN FIRST, THEN FOR YOU APPRENTICE WITCHERS OUT THERE WHO ONLY HAVE WEAK TOXICITY TOLERANCES MAYBE YOU CAN ONLY DO 2 SCOOPS, 2 SCOOPS IS ABOUT 55% TOXICITY...BUT YOU KNOW, 55%? C'MON
I DO THE TOP DOSE WHICH IS 4 SCOOPS, BUT YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HAVE TO OVERDO EVERYTHING, RIGHT TRISS?
>>39013597
Hearty kek.
>>39013266
All Witchers are frauds
Literally juiced since they were little boys
>>39013597
sir you made my day.
>>39013266
His arms look like that piano guy's arms desu
>>39014204
>>39013430
Nice
Why do you hound me?
They think I killed Foltest!
It's your own fault for playing soldier boy!
>>39013266
Based warrior Polish genetic plus mutations.
>>39013597
>PUT THE ALCOHOL IN FIRST
whenever rich something is really important, you know it's completely pointless.
>4.5 scoop shake video
>YOU GOTTA PUT THE WATER IN FIRST, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO PUT THE WATER IN FIRST
>stomach vacuums
>YOU GOTTA HAVE A MIRROR, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO DO THEM IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
no it's not, you cunt
>>39014276
I think rich was joking about the water man...
>>39014292
joking or just dumb as fuck, the point stands: if rich piana says something is really fucking important, it means it doesnt matter one way or the other
>>39014256
>you will never be so dedicated that you get up at 4 to eat to keep sleeping from stealing your gains
>>39014292
Well it just is more easy to add the powder after the water, or else something might get stuck on the bottom (at least for me). HE'S OFFERING LIFE HACKS TO BE VERY AUTHENTIC PART OF MY FAMILY TREE
>>39013266
>zweihander
Good taste
>>39014245
Kek
>>39013597
Jesus, i kekd.
>>39014314
it's pure autism
>>39013597
That's pretty fucking good anon. If you just wrote that I gotta say, I'm impressed.
>>39013597
And a pasta is born
>>39014423
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>>39013597
>>39013266
curl everysingle fucking day of your life as a medieval warrior because it makes total sense
>>39013597
>RIGHT TRISS?
oh jebus it's perfect
>>39016256
GIANTS
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>>39016352
No, Yennefer would be perfect.
>>39016256
>>39016358
Fuck off /v/irgins
>>39013597
and saved
>>39016378
R U A CASUL?
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>>39013266
In the books it's explained that trainee Witchers are fed a type of mushroom that has sideffects that sound suspiciously like steroids.
>>39013597
>Witch Piana
>>39013597
>>39016380
Nice dude now you can post it on r/4chan for all the upboats Xd
>>39013597