do these memes actually work?

>>39012484
>>39012484
You're supposed to grab it like a bowling ball, why are people making this like it's some wierd sort of statement?

>>39012484
>no fap
no just stop jerking so much
>no pillow
what the fuck is this
>no poo
no, use better shampoo and throw some argan/coconut oil into your hair
>cold showers
helps skin and hair somewhat

>>39012484
>no fap

detrimental to people with normal testosterone

causes very mild increase in test levels after 7 days, but nothing after

>no pillow
good for neck posture
>no poo
what the fuck, pajeet?
>cold showers
closes pores, meaning slightly better cleaning

I do no life

Hasn't been working out

no shampoo fixed my hair, got hella greasy all the time before. Just wash with cold water now, it's soft and doesn't get all gross anymore

No poo user here.

Had bad dry scalp since childhood.

Recently stopped using shampoo and just scrubbing and drying my hair and it really works.

My hair isn't dry, has more volume, and I'm having less and less flakes

No grease or smell either. You just need to scrub your scalp and hair and you clean it essentially.

>>39012518
no poo = no shampoo

>>39012484
Yep, they work.
They work like this: If you follow any of that retarded broscience you are never going to make it.
Thus ensuring that the people that make it are few and far in between.

>>39012570
no fap and no poo do work

No fap gives me a general confidence boost and no poo has given me much better hair

>>39012484
>this guy gets laid and you don't

>>39012541
>>39012624
how do you clean your hair with no poo? just water the fuck outta ur scalp??

>>39012642
That dude is a manlet who has to pay people to hang out with him

>>39012650
what else do you do in the shower?

>>39012650
Just really soak your hair with water, scrub your scalp, and run your hands through your hair, and really scrub it with a towel to dry it off after the shower.

>>39012664
think about life, wonder if were in a simulation, how big the universe is... the usual

>>39012642
If you had his money you could get laid just like him...Dan is the most desperate sad motherfucker in the history of poor rich boyos.
He just tries way to fucking hard for someone that lives like he does...

>>39012484
>no fap
Earth
>no pillow
Fire
>no poo
Wind
>cold showers
Water..Heart..Go planet!

>>39012484
No, no, no, and no, in that order.
They're all troll/memes. Ignore them.

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>>39012654
Voice of reason no one will ever understand

>>39012484
>no fap
You get horny. You get more motivation to talk to women but be careful because you get beer goggles this way. You'll be too horny and bang 5/10.

>no pillow
Fuck you. I'm a side sleeper.

>no poo
Do it. It'll be perfect for you.

>cold showers
Feels good and refreshing. Wakes you up.

Ice baths are good for recovery but tests show that those that underwent ice baths had less gains than those who didn't partake. The numbers were insignificant though.

>>39012541
i never really had greasy hair, but i only use shampoo when i get my hair cut which is every 2 weeks. other than that i just shower at least daily in cold water so it is clean hair.
only if i have been to a club and my hair smells of smoke would i wash it with shampoo.

i used hair product when i was a teenager and in the winter i had mad flakes with the product and air conditioning. now my scalp is perfectamundo.

>>39013379
>getting a hair cut every 2 weeks

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>>39013390
>he doesn't pay for a yearly membership where he can get unlimited haircuts and discounted products

>>39013406
>yearly membership for haircuts

What the fuck man, where do you live?

>>39013446
Where any sane person would, a North Texas suburb.

No fap is the worst fucking meme. I have a home gym. Whenever I work out, I look at high test thiccies inbetween sets and get a pump like no other. After my weights, I walk into whatever room my gf is in with a semi rager and fuck her long and hard for my cardio. It's the best sex too cause all I want to do is slam her cunt. I blow a load everyday, sometimes several a day. I swear I have test for blood cause all I want to do is fuck and workout.

Thing is, if I stop my workout routine for about 3 days, I go back to being lazy, lethargic and my sex drive dips.

>>39013406
>>39013446
That actually sounds pretty badass. I would get haircuts every week.

>>39013406
Jokes on you, I'm going bald so the last haircut I'll need is a full monty shave

>>39013684
RIP

>What kind of beard you want senpai?
>Ever seen star wars the clone wars?
>Say no more

>>39012669
your hair will still smell if you do this though

if i do the same thing for even 3 days my gf says my hair smells like i've not washed it

>>39013712
it may smell at first bc it is so oily but over time your hair will acclimate to not having all the oil stripped off from it every day or so

>>39012484
I used to think he was big

>>39013706
kek

>>39013406
this actually sounds pretty rad. wonder if anywhere in my particular bumfuck tourist hole of aus do this.

>>39012484
I think these memes mostly exist because people want to feel like they have some semblance of control over their life.

>>39012484
>lmao no legs

>>39015359
where you at? im in a bumfuck tourist hole too in aus

>>39015432
ever heard of wombarra
rofl

>>39015380

This.
And thinking they have control over their life makes the placebo work.

>>39012500
>>39012484

>hover pussy grab
Bilzerian confirmed for being beta

>>39012484
Jesus christ why would anyone else go there now that a rich fucktard pinched her lips and posted it on facebook, I don't fucking get it

>>39012484
>nofap
better to cut it down to once a week and use no porn
>no pillow
one pillow is fine so long as you have no neck or posture issues
>no poo
lol wtf you can't really hold shit in for more than a few hours
>cold shower
legit
>list others
Mewing, chewing, belt facepulling, dopamine abstinence, smash bone theory

>>39015516
He hangs out with hookers and pornstars m8

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>>39012543
>pajeets

>>39015543
wouldn't you if you could?

>>39015535
no poo means no shampoo

>>39015687
nice try Pajeet

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>>39012484
Mfw the inheritance tax that Hillary levies will ensure no more Dan will ever exist

Here's my experience with

>no fap
You get fixated on girls more easily and sometimes get super horny while trying to fall asleep.

>cold showers
Very effective. Helps clear up brain fog and makes you more focused, motivated and determined. Instantly puts you in a better mood. Makes hair and skin look better. I've taken all my showers cold for over 2 years.

>>39012642
that guy's a cookie cutter try hard. not a shred of personality or charm behind that facade.

>>39015702
Dan made hia money creating an online poker website

>>39015866
He still gets laid and you don't.

>>39015866
>not a shred of personality or charm behind that facade.
is that not why we lift?

>>39015543
Oh, so he pays them
He can have them

>>39015662
No. If I could I'd spend all my time working on some bizarre video game like the Dwarf Fortress guy, except also lift and maintain a light social life.

>>39012484
>>39012518

>no pillow

enjoy the massive crick in your neck from sleeping with no support

>>39015926
So you want to be a virgin forever? Nice job man.

>>39015996
No, not a virgin.

I'm just saying that if I somehow came into a ton of money and didn't have to work, while I'd have the occasional party, I'd happily spend most of my time working on video games and other art projects with no commercial value.

>>39012650
Baking soda

>>39012484
His calves make me sad

>>39016101
lmao loser

>>39016130
fight me irl lol

>>39016200
sure ting tuogh guy, i bet ur just a lil beta bitch, i'll hit ya with a left hook no oubt

>>39016237
i'll clock ur gabber i swear on me mum and the queen