Doing this cold shower meme. What can I expect?

>>39011877
The flu

>feeling slightly more energetic
>better skin
>D I S C I P L I N E
>marginally faster recovery

or >nothing because you don't use water cold enough

>>39011877
>Doing this cold shower meme.
>What can I expect?
Uncomfortable showers

Shrunken dick

>get sick slightly less often.
>a bit better skin
>feeling more awake.
>discipline.
at least for me.

>>39011968
This
The only thing cold showers actually improve is discipline

You can expect cold water and a slightly lower utility bill.

I live with 5 people, and have a tiny hot water heater, so I usually get a glorious 60 seconds of hot water before it goes cold (and Indiana has extremely cold ground water). Have noticed no positive results and had cold water literally my entire life.

goosebumps, sharp breathing and chills
some slight euphoria afterwards as you body re-heats
and a nice sleep

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>>39011877
I do it before bed for a better sleep. Gets easy quickly with consistency. I also do cold baths sometimes. You begin to enjoy it after a while.

also in regards to
>>39012025
I start with warm water to get all my cleaning done and then blast it cold for those benefits. The important part is not to slowly transition between temperatures, make sure you just crank the hot off and blast the cold.

You can expect getting wet

>>39012112
London
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By cold showers is it ice cold or just kinda cold

To feel cold.

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>>39012025
>tightens the skin

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Eight seconds, eight seconds I lasted.

How do you faggots do it?

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>>39012185
Lmao I'm from some shit country in South America where cold showers were a daily thing. The best shit when I came to America was the warm showers.

>>39012185
just keep at it, if you feel like you are getting an idea what waterboarding feels like you're on the right track.

>>39011877
increased cold water resistance,mental toughness and empty superiority

>>39012227
What am I supposed to build a tolerance or some shit?

>>39012237
yes, a tolerance to being a pussy.

>>39012143
closes the pores, giving the feeling of "tight" skin

>>39012185
>01218
>being this much of a pussy

>>39012256
teach me mr alpha

>>39011877
You can expect to be miserable for no good reason.
You can expect to be more susceptible to various virii floating around that otherwise wouldn't make you sick.
You can expect random faggots on 4chan to be laughing at you behind their computer monitors at the fool who fell for the 'cold showers' troll/meme.
You can expect to feel like a total fool.

>>39012233
>empty superiority
true of all claims to authority.