>what do you mean you're "bulking"?

>>39007848
I'm eating extra calories to support increased activity and higher intensity at the gym for the purpose of maximizing increase in strength and muscle mass.
>Oh well you're going to become obese doing that, so you should just eat the normal amount. You have sufficient strength already, I'm not sure why you think you're weak.
...
You're fired. I'll find another doctor, one who isn't an idiot.
*walks out the door*

>>39007848
>GOMAD?

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I mean my caloric intake is higher than that of my total daily energy expenditure to ensure maximum muscle tissue growth.

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>>39007848
>What is a "cheat day"?

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>so you're telling me this was your very first time squatting and you went for 2 plates?

>>39007907
>Dr. Ho
hah

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>>39007848
>Nurse, take a look a this, I'm not sure I'm reading it right
>Does it actually say this patient puts a barbell, loaded with several hundred pounds of weights, on his *shoulders*, then squats down and up again, *several times*? Then repeats that *several times*?
>Yes, Doctor, that's what it says
>Nurse, call security, don't let this man leave, we're putting him on 24 hour psyche evaluation and suicide watch

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>>39007848
>"Gotta eat big to get big, doc."

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>it says here that you purchase a powder form of milk called "whey", and proceed to mix it with actual, liquid milk? And you consume it every single day?

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So you're saying that you swallow your own semen to not waste "mad gainz" ?

>>39008022

this is the best pic

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SHIT SHIT SHIT GET OUT OF THE WAY WE GOT A CREATINE OVERDOSE. WE'RE LOSING HIM

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>>39007848
You left your sexual history blank, are you sexually active or not?

No, masturbation doesn't count, sorry.

>>39007881
Autism

>when I asked about your diet you said you consume a gram of protein for every pound you weigh
>and you do this DAILY?

>>39007930
you got me, I lost

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>>39008122
>Never gonna make it

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>Wait, an entire gallon of milk every DAY? DAY, not week? DAY?

>>39008093
>You'll need to write down how roughly how many times you have sex per week on average

>>39008180
>Why did you just writed >tfw no gf with a green pen? What did you meant by this?