How do I become weak and soft as a kitten? It seems that even

>>39007291
kill yourself

>>39007336
that's not very nice

>>39007370
Heh, whaddya know. You're already soft!

>>39007382
I appreciate the compliment but I'd like a routine to get those results physically.

>>39007291
Fukk

Who is that

Starve yourself to death

Copy whatever dwight howard is doing

can I not get one legitimate response?
Would doing very high rep very low impact make me lose mass?

>>39007611
Are you a girl?

>>39007417
Grt addicted to pain killers, do hormone replacement therapy, eventually kill yourself Thats how everyone else does it

>>39007291
Rogaine your entire body and become vegan. You might not be a cat but at least you'll nail down the soft and weak parts

>>39007648
The question should be "are you an idiot?"

>>39007742
Whats the diffrence?

>>39007754
touche

>>39007291
>>39007463
I think mandy kay

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>>39008932
i...i dont know
I need help figuring out if this is her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65EJh4MHsUQ

>>39008959
damn. thats like an 8

>>39007754
Kek

Why? And are you a woman? Or do you want to be a trap?

>>39010603
>8
>toilet seat up

>>39008985
it is

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>>39010641
does it matter? I'm a woman, but it's hardler relevant. I'm just someone that finds the idea of being weak appealing.

If you sit at home, watch what you eat, and maybe do some toning exercises you should be good to go OP.

London?

>>39011448
And I'm saying that's not enough. What specifically do you mean by toning excercises. would >>39007611 work?

>>39011434
Eat less than 50g of protein a day. If you're skinny and want to be "softer", you need to bulk up a tiny bit. Obviously don't do any exercise. Also
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>>39011468
I can't go lower on protein without it being risky for my health. Are there any active ways of breaking down muscle without building any that doesn't cause direct injury?

>>39011480
Live in a wheelchair until you atrophy. I'll take care of you, you mentally ill fuck.

weakness is relative. surround yourself with strong people

>>39011489
I'm not in tampa :(

>>39011504
I'm a rich businessman. I'll fly you here so you can live in my mansion

>>39011502
sure, but for me my Ideal "relative" is something like king kong and Ann Darrow. The more of a strength difference the better

>>39011515
are you making up tall tales anon?

Well, I guess evil is everywhere.

>>39011534
JUST LET ME FANTASIZE YOU ASSHOLE

>>39007291
>>39008985
Damn nigga...wtf...i'm in day two of nofap.

>>39007291
Do nothing and let yourself atrophy or do so much cardio and not eat a lot so you turn into a twig.

>>39007291
what

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>>39013166
Now THAT is how you set a table for one.

>>39013030
>Do nothing and let yourself atrophy
how do you all miss that I specifically state that not eating a lot and living a prone lifestyle are not working well enough?

Most good ways to atrophy muscle will also make you look like/feel like shit, OP. But if you are determined then get a drug habit, and starve yourself followed by binging. Eat the minimum amount of protein to not get sick. Do literally no physical activity, stay in a wheelchair if possible.

Warning: not med advice, will probably hurt you if you take it

>>39015630
Oh yeah. Testosterone blockers too.

>>39015630
>Eat the minimum amount of protein to not get sick. Do literally no physical activity
HOW >>39015569
I'm not willing to starve enough that my organs deteriorate, that's why I've been asking this entire thread if there are OTHER WAYS THAN THAT.

>>39011434
>hi fitness board of an argentinian yak shaving forum, how do I become a disgusting skinnyfat?
kys your are self

>>39007291
Tell a doctor you're trans
Inject estrogen
Kys

>>39010603
She's 8?!?

>>39007291
>Start drinking soy
>Eat/drink out of plastic containers
>Don't have your post-workout shake
>Workout longer than 2 hours at a time.