PLEASE FIT HELP I'M 5'1

>>39000448
Reported

>>39000455

I know you mean well, but I'm actually 5'1. It's not a meme, and I don't know what training I should do. I did cardio on high intensity to lose the little fat I have (I'm 140~ ish) to not be skinny fat. I just don't know what to do afterwards.

>>39000448
Start lifting, get in good shape, but set your goal to stay lean. Really short guys with big muscles look comical.

And just hope you find the rare girl that likes short guys, they exist.

Move to a country with short as fuck people and start a life there.

>>39000448
move to south easy asia
get lean
get money

Is that saemon?

>>39000448
move to Shire

>>39000448
you need to post pics, otherwise there's no reason to help. Give us a reason

>>39000448
I'm your height and a dude. All of the girls I've dated were taller than me (don't date short girls they hate manlets because they hate themselves). I've been fit most of my life but not swole because looking stocky is kind of laughable imho, just maintained a shredded ottermode. You're 140, at 5'1" that's pretty fat desu, I'm 110 at my heaviest.

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Just become a trap manlet.

>>39004356
do you live in a country where everyone is 5'5" or under

Get swole and retake Erebor.

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Become a weightlifter, though at your age you've left it about ten years too late to become truly good at it

>>39000448
You mean 5'11 right?

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>>39005661
>tfw when no ballsack quads

why live?

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>>39000448
The most successful people on the planet are usually ugly, short, fat, or in some other way 'imperfect'. So you have a choice:

a) relate to the people who are little bitches about their imperfections, who cry online, cry in a circlejerk, and let their insecurities be their defining feature

or

b) don't give a fuck, be a balanced man, realise sex appeal is just objectification, and you could easily fuck/like a girl who you saw as more than just a sex object. Realise it goes both ways, and being an important person is far superior than being a fucking crybaby insecure bitch.

You can be an amazing man, anon. Or be an anon.

The choice is so fucking obvious bro. Good luck, Godspeed.

Why dont you short guys do gymnastics or some acrobatic shiet? You are build for that, also bitches love ninjas.

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can you believe im natty?

>>39000448
So faggot, the fuck you gonna do about it?

5'4" here, 18 years old
Would it be sensible to buy MK-677 to at least TRY to grow a little or will it fuck up my hormonal balance for life?

>>39005629
I live in the US. My prom date was 5'7" and she wore heels. My longest term gf was 5'5". Tallest girl I fucked was 5'8". Last girl I fucked was 5'4". Only one girl I fucked was HIGH TEST, but she was THICC with a qt face. All of my girlfriends had qt faces, most were skinny.

>>39000448
Who cares, hit on taller women and climb dem legs. Would prolly help if you were fit first though

>>39007708
You measure your partners' height? kys

>>39005916
>The most successful people on the planet are usually ugly, short, fat
[citation needed]

>>39007813
My bedsheets have a a ruler pattern.

>>39004356
>don't date short girls they hate manlets because they hate themselves

I am 5'3 in Holland grrrl and I can confirm this. Fuck my life.

>>39006299
nah it wouldnt fuck you up much.

thing is there is not a good chance it will make you taller.

if it will, it will maybe be an inch, maybe 2 if you are very very lucky, if anything at all

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>>39000448
Does your face look young? If it does try to become the female volleyball/basketball team (at your college) helper or something like that and pretend your a middle or high schooler (preferably middleschool but if your not that young looking say freshman in highschool) whos a really big fan. They'll think your adorable and over the course of all the time you spend with you they'll tease you and you'll be able to live out my fantasies.

>tfw no athletic 6'5 goddess to domme you

Is 187cm tall?

I'm 187cm tall, barefoot obviously.

>>39000448
Swole Mole mode anon, its the only way.

>>39008612
mate stop making these manlets even more depressed

>>39000448
Well at least you save money on food and drinks.

>>39008726
>manlets

Is oral sex really that bad?

Can't be as bad as pegging or fisting or urethral insertion.

>>39007822

http://uk.businessinsider.com/the-25-richest-self-made-billionaires-2015-6/

>>39000448
Become a trap or ladyboy.

>>39000448

Man you'll be fucking swole in 6 months if you start lifting

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>>39008293
>he's waking up every day with the hope that he grew one inch in his sleep

>>39000448
5'1? Good lord. And I thought I was short

>>39000448
you are not a manlet. you're a midget lmao.

>>39009272
Op wont survive this comment

Become gay, most gays don't care about height. Rejecting the pink stinky fish-cave was the best choice I've ever made.

>>39000448
Have you considered death
Alternatively you should move to Asia in an area where people are malnourished and short

>>39001937
Most practical answer in the thread. Go to Southeast Asia and support a tiny qt with your powerful American money.