How do you grab a girl by the pussy?

>>38999863
It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission

>>38999863
ask bill clinton

it's like picking up a bag of sand

>>38999917
and coins

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>>38999890

Why that's easy

Grab her like you'd grab a six pack, two in the pink and one in the stink.

>>38999863
be a star

be rich or good looking

Hook grip.

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>>38999863

Guys level with me real quick.

How awesome would it be.

If you could just go up, and fuck a chick? Nobody cares, as you're fucking her literally wherever the world around you continues; no big deal.

That gym receptionist? Boom right then and there man, no worries. That cashier? Fuck it haha!

>>39000231
hahaHA!

>>39000244
simply epic

>>39000231
>india

>>39000231
Just go to Germany and pretend to be Syrian

>>39000231
>this happens
>men fuck any woman anywhere
>men want to fuck the hot women
>fight over them
>fight to the death
>powerful men win
>certain women dont want to be raped so exchange sex to the powerful men
>this goes on for a while
>too many men dont breed and are depressed/useless
>eventually men develop a monogamous society so all men contribute and have something to live for
>men get married etc, each man has a single woman
>sexual revolution eventually occurs
>monogamy starts to break apart
>women start being whores

And now we have the modern day time, it comes full circle.

>>39001637
fuck

>>39001623
This isn't even funny, because it is actually true.

>>39001637
>sadbuttrue.metallica