Alright /fit/, the one day in the year where we can show off our bodies and not be judged for it is coming up.
Let's get some creative juices flowing and post your Halloween costume ideas.
I originally only joked about this but now I'm seriously considering just buying one of these and painting my body yellow. I think it's a little too bare bones tho. Any thoughts on what I could add to it?
>>38999155
holy shit me and 2 other bros are doing the exact same thing. wearing morph suits alongside it instead tho
>>38999134
>http://scoobysworkshop.com/halloween-costumes-bodybuilders/
holy fug i know the guys gay and all but this is going too far
>tape leaf over dick
>body paint yourself white/gray
>???
What an incredibly flaming faggot, I use to think Scooby was the man in the relationship, but know I'm sure he's the little girl.
>>39003322
I have a small dick so I could play this one out
would like to make a nice spider-man costume, not sure i'd have enough time to finish it by halloween though
> implying I'll go to any parties
>tfw have to stay home and give out candy to little girls again this year
>>39003830
Why is it so easy to have a costume as a girl.
You just have to put on animal ears and a bra.
Wat's the easy way out male equivilant
>>39004491
Spartan
>>39004523
how do?
>>39003848
You could give those little girls more than candy if you wanted to
>>39004527
> Drop to sub 10% bf
> purchase 2 large squares of fabric
> wrap one around your shoulders
> wrap the other one around your waist
> grab a kitchen knife as your sword
There you go, Spartan.
The hardest part is getting to sub 10% bf, that could take years unless you're ok with looking like a faggot twink.
>>39004661
>walking around with a kitchen knife
Not the smartest idea yet.
>>39004661
>Carrying a kitchen knife with you
Not British, but this is still a bad idea friendo.
My bros and I have a couple of ideas. Like every dressing as luigi. Or we dress as sand people, Tusken Raiders, and then when we get kicked out parties we grab more bros and come back
>>39003809
I saw someone just use body paint. Wore red underwear and some red sneakers. No mask. He was ottermode and it looked pretty good. No homo
>>39003259
That's like 70s San Francisco gay.