>hey buddy, can you spot me?

>>38998603
yeah sure

>>38998603
Bitch, those noodle arms can't possibly push more than 40 lbs
You need a spotter like this country needs another fucking wave of refugees and niggers knocking on our doors

Sure y not

>>38998603
Why do you need a spotter to do cardio?

>>38998603
>bar placement

what the fuck is going on here? it's too high for a bench and too low for a squat, unless she likes ducking a mile before lifting off.

Hey dude, did you just patched the cunnybot to post on /fit/ too?

>>38998603
I'm not your buddy, guy.

There is a spot in her vag I'd like to examine.

>>38998603
Isn't she getting a little old for cunnyposting?

>>38998652
This is why /pol/lacks are forever alone

>>38998603
>jojoposting finally made it to /fit/
it's a good day

>>38998721
I'm not a guy, pal.

>>38998703
I do that. I'm the worst possible height because im EXACTLY between the little notches. Either im on my tippy toes, or i just start a little low. DESU I kinda like it, helps with form

>>38998603

>"Okay, sure."
>"Holy fuck this girl is hot. I'd better be careful not to touch her forehead with my crotch when I spot her."
>"Oh, crap, did I just do that thing again where I accidentally say out loud what I was thinking?"
>"Uh oh. Shit. Yeah, I think I did. She's staring at me now, and she looks pissed. Well, I guess I'm not going to get to fuck her after all."

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>>38998603
>sure thing m'lady
>*waits until you lower the bar and then discreetly pisses in your mouth*

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>>38999419

>>38998603
>y--you too

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When I was on /tv/ I thought these threads were sort of like an "anti-mod" protest, some kind of harking back to the old days of /tv/ when there was less moderation and the memes were a-flowing and I sort of admired the guy's dedication, laughing along with him as he stuck it to the mods but now that these threads are crossing the boundaries of the board I'm starting to think that he just has some dort of deep mental problem and I feel bad for him.

>>38998889
I'm not your pal, buddy.

>>38999552
I'm not your buddy, fweind.

>>38998603
>buddy

-Bitch!!

Tfw a grill has actually called you that before.
And this is why it should be legal to hit women.