who where sippin tonight?

>>38996269
sips crew checkin in

>>38996269
Careful it doesn't spill out!

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that shit tastes pretty bad. i don't get why it became a meme when there are plenty of better choices like pic related (aka the patrician choice)

>>38996269
might pick some sips up after the gym. White rockstar is an obvious choice, but what else should get get for post first sip pleasure?

>>38996382
doesn't matter, as long as your sippin brah

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>dat first sip of beer of the day

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Sippin master race, checking in. Might mix in a little vodka at a party tonight. Always be sippin

>>38996269
Dammit here in hurricane land no sips anywhere in town

>>38996269
Wicked chest gap bro

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>That first sip of the day

>>38996420
true that B-)

i think this unironically became a meme that's only ironically ironic because most of us here on fit are in fact enamored of sugar free monsters, because they really do pack a punch.

that being said, if i can get Venom sugar free, they come in red and green, they're 99c and pretty much just as good effect wise, although they taste like shit.

and if price is no object, i prefer rockstar sugarfree. indeed i do.

>>38996356
rockstar is disgusting. At least monster tastes great

>>38996442
not bear its alcohol free

>>38996612

rockstar is less sweet and tastes like gummibears as opposed to generic chemical #5

>>38996572

b-brehs?

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>>38996563
i think its not that bad

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All day

>>38996269
If I sip on your nipples, will I die?

>that first sage of the day

>>38996717

I didn't even know people had such disgusting mirrors before i came to this site

>>38996748
it would be extremely painful

>>38996810
i cleaned it just yesterday friend

>>38996572
a real cum shot, i get it

>>38996819
You're a big guy

>>38996826
Do you brush your teeth like the Tasmanian devil or something?

>>38996898
Eeeeuuaaahhbbluhuaahauahhua

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Get on my level.

>>38996748
It would be extremely painful

>>38996979

ULTRA BLACK

mein negro

>mfw this meme made me buy a monster just to try it

>>38996898
No but i didnt clean it for like 3 years

>>38996563

>haha nice genetic defect loser!

ha wow u gottem

>>38997049
Meme magic is real

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>>38996287
>that first sips

>>38997049
>>38997968
This meme made me try all the gucking flavors of zero cabs zero cal
Imo
Blue>orange>White
Every thing else either tastes like original redbull or weird

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>those first sips

>post thread on /b/
>those first trips

>>38996269
That last sip

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>>38998080
You were subjected to this completely blatant shill marketing campaign... and you STILL went out to buy multiple drinks? So if someone posted dicks everyday on /fit/ with the caption "that first suck of the day," you would download grindr and contract aids? loool

I used to drink a lot of the green monster, i dont anymore because i HATE THIS FUCKING SHILLS, THEY COULD AT LEAST TRU TO COME UP WITH A GOOD MEME, FUCKING LAZY SHITTY CUNTS

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>>38998333
the difference is that that would be gay, but monsters are actually good.

i swear to god, over a YEAR ago, "that first sip of the day" was ACTUALLY a thing for me. like a thing i thought about. every day i'd buy two monsters at the gas station, and rip into one right there. but i have discipline. and i'd save one for the next morning. and as soon as i woke up, i'd leap out of bed because i knew what awaited me - that first. sip. of the day. and i know you think i'm trying to be funny, you think this is a meme, you think this advertising. look. maybe it's both of those. but i'm telling you the truth, too. i talked to my grampa about 'that first sip of the day'. you're thirsty, your throat is scratchy, and the divine purifying carbonation just shreds away your esophageal scratchiness. it quenches your thirst like a hurricane. and you just keep sipping. sometimes gulping. because you know what comes next. focused, sugar-free energy. it's strong. it's potent. it just works. coffee, you have to brew. orange juice is full of sugars and does nothing for you. for me, it will always be that first sip of the day.

>>38998481

>tfw no first sip in 2 days

im gonna need a sip soon

how do you guys deal with withdrawals? i have a good job so i never run out. but sometimes i think, 'what if i DID run out" and i don't like that thought at all.

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>>38996269
>dat 1st sale for $1

>>38998606
nice haul bruh.

not even meming, i've done this at 1.50 at walmart. got at least 10.

>>38998590
Usually switch to something like heroin

>>38998590
I-I can quit any time I want...I just d-don't want to...

>>38998630

dude, heroin is nothing like monster.

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>>38998590

I drink them from when I wake up till when I pass out. Around seven a day, usually having two of those at the gym. So I very rarely experience withdraw symptoms and a good surpplus of energy