Who else here lost the genetic lottery?

>>38995490
I did.
What's my consolation prize?

>>38995505
Virginity

>>38995490
I didn't I won it
>6'3
>white
>blue eyes
>model tier facial aesthetics
>naturally skinny but can build muscles easily
>7.5 inch dick

Feels good

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>>38995490
atleast post the high res version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJua7KEP_oE

Me

>5'7
>crooked, gappy teeth
>brown hair, but started balding at 22
>huge nose, bushy eyebrows
>brown eyes

At least I have a big dick. 7"

>>38995971

Candito?

>>38995490
Size and strength don't come to me, but injuries do.

On the other hand, I can still do what I love every day in the gym.

>>38995583
Didn't expect to see SHINee on /fit/

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>>38996094
Lots of people post Korean pop music in the /fit/ music threads. SHINee included.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dww9UjJ4Dt8

>tfw born with a unique nerval shortening in my lower spine that prevents me from deadlifting and squatting and I also pee myself in bed once half a year

>>38995490
I know I did. I know deep down my body is an inefficient, asymmetrical amalgamation of meat, blood, bones, and shit. I'm a walking corpse. My endocrine system is probably fucked up. There's just too many problems to list and they are all pretty subtle and not always necessarily outwardly visible but I suspect that in every facet I am worse than the average male. The gains just don't come. I'm a soft, amorphous fuck. I can't even fully push myself in the gym because of these migraine-like exertion headaches I get that just get worse if I try to push through them. I wanted to believe I could get strong and lean, I wanted to believe that willpower and discipline was all that I needed to achieve my goals. But no, I've been stripped of the ability to even improve myself with effort. Why even fucking go on if I can't even do that? Might as well lay down and rot. Six, eight, ten, or even twelve hours of sleep? It's not enough to feel well rested, fully recovered, and full of vigor. I work a physical job and I can't endure a tenth of the exertion that even the skinniest and smallest of my coworkers can. I get relegated to do some of the less-physical tasks the job entails because after 10 minutes I start to slow down considerably. It's fucking infuriating being this inferior. I don't even qualify as a man. Where the fuck is my virility? The worst part is the ridicule from others that are genetically fortunate or blessed. How am I supposed to put up a wall against their criticism? When they tell me how shit I am, internally, I'd be agreeing. I will never have self-esteem because I know deep down I'm rotten to the core, and nothing short of delusion will convince me otherwise. No amount of achievement will bolster my confidence. I'll always have those thoughts of inferiority in the back of my mind telling me how much I'm intrinsically inferior. It's written in my fucking DNA.

GIVE ME THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH
FREE ME FROM THIS PRISON OF MEAT AND BONES

>>38995490
>tfw I was dealt the 50/50
Mixed (white/black)
6ft
6.5x5.5
Good Facial aesthetics (dont have nigger nose or too huge nigger lips)
Good aesthetic body genetic
Still need to lose about 20 pounds before full sexy beast mode though.

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>5'7
>gap teeth
>half ginger
>genetic illness and autoimmune disease
>family history of mental illness and thyroid conditions

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>>38996347
ROFL! :)

I have a 9 inch monster dong but it has phimosis and I freak the fuck out when the foreskin goes behind the head of the dick, which is also abnormally large I think.

>>38995971
you are me except i'm 5'5'' and also have terrible biceps insertions and wide hips, i did fix the crooked teeth tho, now only gaps

>>38996310
:(

Y'all fags shut the fuck up.

>weak chin
>crooked nose (very noticable)
>huge teeth gap (got this fixed but cost me about 3000$
>psoriasis all over elbows and knees, cant wear short sleeve in public
>horrible acne on cheek and back
>bald (age 22 and gotta go full shave) and bottom tier beard growth
>slightly less than average sized dick

At least I got the
>6'3
>deep blue eyes
>good posture and easy to lose fat
>perfect vision and hearing
>relatively smart

Doesnt even it out though

>>38995583
Holy shit a Shinee fan. They are pretty cool. Song was nice, but i prefer their last album by far.

>>38996200
Nice beats

>>38995583
is 90s R&B popular in korea right now?
their clothing reminds me of the dick in a box video

>>38997321
From what i've been seeing. it seems like a big influence to their music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTAZ81djBfg

>>38996310
>iktfb

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>weak chin
>crooked nose with enlarged tip
>pectus excavatum (very noticeable)
>severe acid reflux
>no appetite
>average dick
>5'10
>shit tier brown eyes
>shit tier black hair
>wide hips

>19 year old KV

>>38997540
Kill me, Pete

>>38996366
stop posting steven universe

5'10"
pectus excatavam
pretty bad pectus excavatam, actually
also, barely any eyebrows

>work out hard
>start getting fit
>surprise surprise, am now even more self-conscious about pectus excavatum
>who could've predicted that? lol
>it starts affecting my mood
>eventually someone decides to snap me out of it
>"honestly since you've gotten muscly it's not even that noticeable, like your eyebrows are a WAYYY bigger deal

lol thanks girl

>>38996310

Like a modern day Kafka.

You may be whiny but you don't seem retarded. Write some books m8.

>>38997540
Kill me, Pete

>>38995578
rofl you sound like the kind of kid who got jerked of by his mom at 11 or something gl with ur life

>>38995490
>5'9"
>Brown curly hair
>Brown eyes
>Half Irish

At least I don't get fat easily and I have a food frame for muscle. Still manlet tier, and will never recover, how will I make it brehs?

>>38997873
>food
good*

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>>38995538

My genetics are pretty below average but not shitty except for my intelligence which is a little above average (either that or my parents just did a good job at a young age IDK).

It could be worse.

>>38997540
Kill me, Pete. :)

>>38997872
>being so attractive that even your mom can't keep her hands off your dick
>implying that's a bad thing
>stay jelly skelly

>>38997540
Kill me, pete

>>38996416
post pics

>>38995490
Me

>super pale skin, can't get good tan. Ugly dark freckles everywhere

>ugly dark black body hair. Doesn't match pale pasty skin at all. Makes a disgusting grey color

>hair that turns curly and unmanageable at two inches. Looks thim, so scalp shows, yet is thick and gross.

>barely above 5" dick. Makes me self conscious lately, increasingly giving me ed

>bad depression, anxiety, add. Mostly from parents. Thanks

>got depressed after I got out of marines. Teeth are fucked up because of neglect. Another source of anxiety.

>can't grow full beard- patchy and hair texture is course as fuck

>wide fucking face.

Please kill me

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Win some you lose some I guess...
>6'7"
>Excellent memory
>Decent Face
>Slim frame with wide shoulders (almost swimmer tier)

But potential for greatness severely hampered by:
>Klinefelters (body produces almost no testosterone on its own)
>Confirmed gyno
F M L
M
L

>>38995583
Shinee is patrician tier

6'1"
Average dick,
Blue eyes,
Hair started going grey at 25, mostly pepper pot now (32)
Overactive thyroid

>>38995578
post pics

>>38998223
>Klinefelters
You can get legit roids with that man, talk with your doctor.

>>38996310
If you ever actually went to the gym, I'm curious what your lifts were. Could you bench the bar, even? You make it sound extreme, this condition you have.

>>38995971
big? umm, sure bud if that makes you feel good about yourself

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>>38998756
dicklet detected

>>38995490
I won
>6'4/5
>white
>green eyes
>perfect teeth
>handsome
>7 inch cocc
>at Cambridge uni

>>38998914
7 inches aint shit if you aint got the girth my man.

>>38998934
triggered dicklet detected

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>white
>god-tier brain (top STEM student at top college)
>scary-good memory
>god-tier athletic endurance
>great muscle aesthetics
>great face
>very good beard
>7.25 x 5.6
>god-tier sexual endurance
>familial depression and pseudo-autism
>tortured by scary-good memory
>iffy skin genetics
>apparently incurable halotosis
>5' 7.5" manlet
>balding risk tbd
Mixed bag, lad.

>>38998973
Just use science to make you taller

>>38997540
Kill me, pete

>5ft3
>ugly face
>bushy eyebrows
>spic

just kill me already

>>38998694
I started out with the bar on all lifts. I've been lifting for almost two years and my bench 5RM is 160lb. OHP 100lb, Deadlift 200lb, chinups bw 3x8 on a good day if I remain tight at the bottom instead of dropping to a full hang. I don't really squat anymore because the tension it creates on my traps creates killer exertion headaches+nausea that cause me to have to take a week off, in which time it seems I lose multiple weeks of progress. But sometimes I'll just do some non-strenuous 1pl8 squats so my quads don't atrophy too much.

5'11 188lb probably somewhere around 20-26% bodyfat, look like complete shit.

>>38996318
>Mixed (white/black)
>6ft
>6.5x5.5
>Good Facial aesthetics (dont have nigger nose or too huge nigger lips)
>Good aesthetic body genetic
>Still need to lose about 20 pounds before full sexy beast mode though.

Shitty, average, average, subjective but with nigger genes I doubt it, can't know until you get lean, see the former.

>6'1
>white
>blue eyes
>model tier face at very low bf. Bloofy at higher bodyfat.
>naturally athletic
>19-21cm dick
>glorious hair

Shitty knees and a weird taste in women though. Weird taste in a lot of things.

>>38995490
I win some I lose some. Both my parents are a good foot or more shorter than I am (im 6'0") but my grandparents were tall on one side and had massive chests on the other. My asthma is what kills me (literally). When I was a kid the docs gave me lung roids to help but it only made my torso bigger and I still have asthma as an adult. It's exercise endused asthma so that makes staying fit even harder. Just one of those things I have to live with and work around. Also my cock is only 5.5" but it's thick so it isn't all bad. I've never had complaints.

>>38999306
Your dad is <= 5'?!

>>38999351
Hell yeah. He's a fucking hobbit like my mother. His side is short. I get my height from my mother's parent. My grandfather (RIP) was even taller than me.

>>38996310

Some guys have all the luck.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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>>38995578
>having the same size dick as a 5'6'' """manlet"""
I don't get moments like this all of the time, but when I do i point it out. Thanks for making me feel better about myself, I'm having a laugh over here.

>>38995490
>5'8"
>White as the fallen snow
>Blue eyes
>Blonde Hair
>Had cancer at 16
>Builds muscle faster than most people I know, but also gains fat at similar rates (pretty subjective)
>shitty teeth, now fixed
>french unibrow - needs plucking as I type
>otherwise model-esque facial aesthetics that only improve as I work out
>naturally decent arms/shoulders, even when not working out
>Dick size - 7.25"x5"

>>38996310
So you can't improve your body.
Improve something else.
Your writing skills aren't awful.