>So, what are you doing this weekend brah?

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>>38994917
Playing vidya and resting. What about you breh?

Doing you brahs

Binge drinking on sweet, cold beer and eat a lot as usual. What about you faggots?

>>38994917

Chad Four in the back,

What the fuck is that on your head brah ?

Going home to meet the family for thanksgiving, go downtown with my brother to watch games 3 & 4 against the rangers (no tickets, just hang out in the bar across the ways from the field)

>>38994917
Working because im not a NEET

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>>38994917

I-I have a party, haha, yes, a party, you know, one of those events where people... party, heh

>>38994917

Me? You mean we brah. We're running a train on Stacy again.

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>>38994917
College is a really shitty part time job.

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Shooting up this house.
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>38994960
style of hat popular with ravers. Fuzzy and warm and feels awesome when you're on molly, also they usually have flaps with gloves on the end. The inside is lined with silky fabric for degenerate ecstasy rubbing. Lots of fun.

As for me tomorrow is my birthday so hopefully I can find some drugs, I've been a good healthy sober boy for months now. I've earnt it.

Errands, cleaning up the house, and a toke or two if I can. Got a busy week next week so I'll just take it easy and get ready for it

rap concert tonight, gonna fuck some easy black sloots

then spend the rest watching football and getting high and masturbating

>>38994917
I'd kick the shit out of all them at the same time for looking like fags

>>38994917
your mom

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>>38994917
Hanging out with my best friends

>>38994917
>I'm stuck taking some trees out off my property saturday, why, you guys got something fun going down?

Binge drinking until Tuesday morning

Hopefully get my dick wet (no condom)

>>38994931
>le videogames

Confirmed for never gonna make it

>>38994917

Nothing, I don't have much of a life, sadly

A 24 km trail run on Sunday. Pretty hyped about it although I'm getting increasingly nervous as the day comes.

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>>38995017
Finally, I can operate at this party!

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Just the usual my bois: walking, sleeping and crying.

>>38994917
Get hammered at the renaissance fair and hit on chicks in corsets and metal bras. You?

>>38995151
>Thinks you cannot pick things up and put them back down then play vidya

Nigga what?

>>38995223

>thinks playing virtual dolls is an actual valid hobby for a productive, socially AND sexually active male

NEVER EVER

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Have school on satursday and after it ill be watching football alone with beer in my hand, gym on sunday.

>>38995216
sounds fun m80

>>38995269
>thinks virtual dolls is the only thing I do
I said that I was doing that this evening.

>posting on a tibetan tiger taming board
>still thinking you are a productive, social, and sexually active male
Breh....

Trying to fuck my girlfriend.
Yes, trying.

>>38994996
college is better than any job you'll ever have. stfu

>>38995269
>virtual dolls

Are you retarded?

>>38995313
Hahaha

>>38995301
>Friday night playing autistic fantasy roleplay in front of a screen

Neva eva

>>38995330
>Friday night going out and drinking alcohol and/or doing drugs
It's like you want to ruin all the weeks work.

I'm going on the first date of my life.

>>38994917
Lifting, studying, and working
I hate working as a waiter but I love the fact that I make more than minimum wage generally. Getting felt up by middle aged to old women is weird, but they give good tips desu.

>>38995330
You got me on the autistic part, I'll be playing Eveonline.

BOYS WE'RE GOING TO FUCKIN RIPPERS

>>38995340

>going out is synonym of damaging your body
>too beta to party without mind altering substances

yeah no wonder you're still kissless kiddo.

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>So, what are you doing this weekend brah?

>>38995316
Action figures*, sorry.

>>38995369
Ok, what ever you say kiddo.

I'm going to squat 24x6cm of bearmode cock bro, no homo

>>38995311
She's busy with Chad, Brad, Diego, Tyrone and Chang

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YA FEEL ME DOE?

>>38994917

man final fantasy 15 is looking better every day

Pizza and netflix with the girl I'm seeing tonight. Training my bro at 8am Saturday morning and a welcome back party later that evening. Will probably get shit faced and might find something that starts with c and ends with oke.

>>38994969

why are you sweating anon?, anon?, you look like you are about to cry?, anon, don''t run anooooon

>>38994917
Going to see Kanye on Saturday and hopefully make it to Getter later that night. Going to be fun.

Atm i feel like shit last days. Broke with my friends cause in my view wasnt threatend right. So now im killing time, drinking some wine, life heavy and learn for my exams in november. After that i will study to become a teacher and will hopefully get to know new people :)

>>38994917
Going to homecoming with my crush
I think im makin'it brehs

>>38995403
You forgot Pajeet and Chief Cackling Hyena. Her pussy is basically the United nations.

>>38994917
Will go to a salsa party tonight and Saturday night, talk to a couple qts there, get rejected for the nth time and rest for deload week starting Monday. Hbu?

University of Edinburgh open day and then a party afterwards. Friend said I could do a b2b set with him so that should be good fun, don't know if I'll be any good. Probably do some md and get fucked, wish me luck boys.

Man I don't fucking know
Looks like my buddies don't want to go out

>>38994917
Taking the kiddos sans ex-wife to a music and storytelling festival at this early 1900's style boy scout camp out in the woods.

>>38994917
I'm to perfect my new masturbation technique in which I have dubbed "The Serpent's Lotus". Wish me luck on this one, boys, I very well could lose my life.

>>38994917
light cardio, studying, spend time with doggo, maybe play some vydia if i'm in the mood

>>38996478
gonna need more info on that

Westworld the movie
Westworld Ep 2
Star Trek Beyond
setting up a windows 7 vm on my arch laptop
"studying"

>>38995216
That sounds like a fucking blast

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Oh, you know... not much. Maybe talk to my gf or hang in? with my buddies? Is that how you say it? Because that's what I'm gonna be doing.

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>>38994917
my man david is back from california
we gonna get wasted asf and im also bringing a grill from work, honest

Fuck off chad

>>38994917
Running a chainsaw
Knocking over trees
Manly stuff
It's fall after all

Do people know what their weekend will look like on Friday? What if you plan shit on the spot?

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>>38994917
squats diddly and a motherfucing benchpress
and later on i go to see death metal show

>>38994952
Tyler is that you

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>>38995269

>>38994917
I'll be doing something that you faggots have never done before. I'm going to the fucking gym you plebs

>>38996746
Got me. My room is my gym

Jerking off in my hot roommate's bed if she leaves the house for a few hours

>>38996763
devilish

>>38996763
you're supposed to find her used laundry hamper

and sniff stuff

;)

>>38997174
Did that a few weeks ago, sniffed some panties then laid in her bed and came. Only took about two minutes of jerking off

>>38994917
Lifting duh

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>>38994917
>gf wants to go to a metalcore concert in a town thats 40mins away
>heard the bands
>all shit
>she and her friend already ready for it
>I dont want to go
>cant back down

Welp, if I dont go she'll avenge me and wont see amon amarth next month either
I just want to go to bed at like 23pm and sleep comfy while my muscles grow instead of being in the loud noise and pit at 2am
since I've started to go to bed early I cant help but wake up at least no more than 9am

>>38997236
>fell for the gf meme

>>38994917
Studying man. In med school. Throw me one of your bitches dude

>>38997284
it's been 3 years and almost 7 months

I love her but yeah

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>>38995269
>implying playing twisted metal doesn't raise testosterone and attract women naturally

Just kill yourself already, virgin.

Let's see... Gym on Saturday, work later. Rinse and repeat Sunday

>>38994917
Oi breh, saturday I'm watching the hockey game with some bros downing a few brewskis.
The night is spent in the club, drinking more beer and hitting on hoes.

>what's your plans senpai?

Making gains. Took some work home gotta make those professional gains to breh.

>>38995433
Underrated post

>>38995347
Awww good luck big guy

>>38997236
>amon amarth
still shit music

Away football game tomorrow morning, after that haircut then just chill with the boys. Nothing too crazy

>lift weights
>ride bike up highway to local state park
>ride around
>hide bike
>go deep into woods
>take a nap in the sun for 4 hours
>roll over and check to make sure nobody has found bike
>go to river
>watch fish
>probably gona call dad and listen to him bitch me out for not going back to work and wasting my savings
living a stress free live desu, ive seen the future and its nothing but misery

Does working out help with facial hair growth? I've been cursed with the worst peach fuzz ever, people say I look like a baby from time to time.

>>38998795
Look into FIRE (Financial Independence and Retiring Early)

>>38995195
what meme is this? I have not seen this variation. I know its feels guy doing k instead of Tech/fit version.

>>38994917
Post on the internet about not having a girlfriend, missing my ex and being depressed, what about you brahs

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>>38994917
Duck hunting with some of the boys

>>38994917
squatting near some plants

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Tripped with friends and a girl asked to come over. Friends are having a dayger tomorrow. Probably studying on Sunday. College is fun, brah.

>>39000925
>dayger
I had to Google what a dayger was. Please never use it again.

>>38998815
no

I don't know probably nothing. My knees are killing me from running so I look forward to lying in bed for a long time

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Jerking off, 20 hours minimum.

I'm sick and it's the last week of the semester so stuck in my room trying to work

Next weekend gonna see Antwon tho, got a gram of moon rocks and a bottle of morphine cough syrup waiting

Who needs gf when you have drugs

>>38995630
>wanting to be a teacher
>grammar is rubbish
I pity those kids desu fampai
Smh

>>38997293
Have my interview in a month. Any tips for a fellow /fit/izen?

>>38995216
how do you do this anon?
do you do it alone or with friends?

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Ima watch hendo get heemed

>>38996478
keks

>>38994917

Lift in the morning today and tomorrow.

Work in the lab for a few hours in the morning both days.

Watch college football from noon to midnight Saturday: Red River Rivalry, Texas-Oklahoma, at noon; Tennessee-Texas A&M at 3:30; Alabama-Arkansas at 7:30. Add-in some playoff baseball, I'm set.

Sunday, run errands (groceries) after gym. Go outside, enjoy the weather, get caught-up on some books I've been trying to read. Then watch the presidential debate and go to bed.

>>39000889
jelly

>>39002228
What a sad life

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I finally have some time off and all I want to is just work out and play Stardew Valley all weekend.

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>>38994917
guy bottom left is proper bo, i tell thee.

I have a date with a girl I hooked up with last weekend, first new girl since my ex. Going bowling and it'll be fun, except I'm sick. I hope to fuck I'm recovered and not still having shit come out my face tomorrow

>>39002320

why do people love that game so much?

>>39002353
Why don't you love that game so much?

>>39002341
kek of the day!