How do you train for HUGE HANDS? especially for your fingers

>>38987759
hgh from age 13

Finger a guy who is thicker than you X Fail

>>38987759
Hgh

Get a sawzall or if youre really determined a jack hammer. The vibrations swell your hands and eventually its permanent

Might want to look up white hand syndrome before starting.

>>38987759
hgh

Damn that guy has a vintage model fingerbox, guy must be loaded.

>>38989512
>1990

Bitch please that sucker is 1985 at the absolute earliest

You fucking millenials think any fingerbox made before you were born is "vintage" when really it's just playground finger trash.

>>38989527
Are you kidding me? Take a look at the stippling along the side, they used that in the 60's and 70's. And it seems to be a three-hole model, which they stopped using in 1978, except in a few eastern european countries.

>>38989549
Just because you read it on the Fingerton Post doesn't mean it's true, little Timmy. The uneven, slightly curved side is a hallmark of a cheap 1980's mold-injection imitation. The Chinese were making cheap knock-off Threefers all the way until that lead scare in '02.

Become a professional chef. Of all I know, those worth their salt had big ol meaty shovelhands, impressive forearms too.

>>38989574
>>38989549
>>38989527
>>38989512
HAHAHAHAHA LE FINGERBOX MAYMAY

>>38989266
>2016
>not doing jackhamers after deadlifts

If your fingers are that thick usually it's a heart condition or some cardiovascular disease. Even some respiratory diseases can cause it

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>>38990567

guy in the op has acromegaly

>>38990578
acromegaly is not very good for strenght.

>>38990567
Med student fuck off

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>>38987759
sorry OP, the only way to have big hands is to have a big dick. pic related

>>38987759
People who have climbed a lot have noticed growth in their fingers over the years. Look up different interviews.
Look up Wolff's Law
Your bones/cartilage/binding tissue will adapt just like your muscles, it's just a lot harder

>>38989266

This desu senpai

You gotta work with your hands to get them big.

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my dad has gorilla hands and forearms. He has done manual labor his entire life. Grew up on a farm and then he worked construction for over 30 years. I think the only way to achieve that is the long and difficult way.

I remember when I was going to get a class ring for high school, we were trying to figure out my ring size by comparing my fingers to my dad's. When the ring came, it fit well on my ring finger but couldn't even fit all the way on his pinkie.

your hands keep growing if you reach your dads age you will have big hands

>>38990824
Can he go all the way in you?

>>38987759
Just buy a farm and work on it for 30 years.

>>38990567

there is no evidence of clubbing though.

>>38987759

HGH 10+IU's/day x years.

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>>38991760
you're a funny guy, anon

>>38989266
What should I cut for max gains and minimal blade breakage?

>>38992424
I use a sawzall all the time for cutting nails. Not really a jackhammer anymore though.

Just cut some shit apart. Go cut some trees or branches in your yard.

The vibrations making your hands grows seems like incredible broscience... but I need this.

Start playing Fronton (play with a pelota vasca for faster results)

>>38992524
It kind of makes sense if you're using your hands constantly to stabilize a rapidly oscillating object. It may not be the mere fact that it vibrates which would affect your hands, in that case. Otherwise plenty of lonely girls would have swole fingers too.

>>38987759
farmers walk, my ex was a horse trainer and her hands were manlier than mine doing this stuff, I never let her touch my dick with the lights on and I had to initiate every time or else I got turned off by her advanced.

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>>38990824

>>38989266

This but the trade off is eventual nerve, muscle and bone damage in your hands and arms.

>>38992622

Can I have her number?

>>38992741
Lost it. If you wanna get tossed off by a builder just go to the pub and ask when happy hour starts in the dunny.

>>38992524

Just be careful with it because the sawzall will tear your skin up without a proper grip.

>>38990578
>Eat all your spinach.

>>38992764

It's not that. I just want a qt3.14 farm girl.

I think you get those when you grow older and from doing a lot of physical labour. All old people I know got thick fingers.

>>38987759
go back to kc bernd

>>38992622
Lewd, anon