Fuck, what do I say? & how do you guys get easy calories

>>38983947
"you're excused"

She probably thinks you are a cereal killer has contacted the authorities

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What were you thinking when you sent that?

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Shit guys

>>38983947
*teleports behind you*
*kisses you on the cheek*
I-i'm sorry miss...i couldnt resist.....
*you blush*
I hope we meet again..
*jump into the trees*
*swing out of sight*

You are literally autistic

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I don't understand
do you expect some girl to drop her panties over le death grips
wtf is wrong with you. Post irony will NEVER GET YOU LAID
be a man and be direct faggot

>>38983947
are you an archaeologist?

>>38983947
>>38983992
I see shit like this in every thread, and makes me curious, do you do this because you know you have no chance so you fuck it up on purpose, or are you just such a player that you get plenty of pussy and do this for the lolz?

>>38983992
god damnit OP, you're only supposed to tell her that AFTER you get married!

>>38983947
"Why, did you fart?"

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Op here trust me this works

>nobody answered my second fucking question about calories

>>38984304
EZ calories

>clean

pork, most pork cuts
potatoes
milk
nuts

>dirty

fried chicken
peanut butter
most sugary foods
my personal favourite is raisin bread, not sure if that's considered clean or dirty desu

>>38984331
>pork
>not based chicken thighs

>>38984345
100 grams of chicken thigh is 180 calories

113grams of 72% lean ground pork is 450 calories

i mean, if you're lean bulking, chicken thigh for sure

>>38983947
>Jenna
It's Jenny Death you retard.

>>38983947
"Stay noided"

>>38984575
>>38983947
And that's the album cover for Government Plates

>>38984557
Memers gonna meme

>>38983947
ask her if she likes daggers

>>38983992
Kek

Bump for my favorite thread