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I was doing some thinking
Lads...femanons...are you supposed to give her the old natty lickaroo on the first fuck?
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>>38983826
Yes, this way they feel obliged to give head.
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Absolutely not, it's a beta move anyway
>I'll lick her pussy for 20 minutes, hoping s-she calls me back because I'm a good guy that takes care of her unlike those Chad assholes!!
Kys breh
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>>38983826
No, you should never stick your tongue inside the devil's sewer pipe.
Only homosexuals eat pussy.
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Probably not unless she's a 9/10 or more.
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You should treat a girl like a fuck toy/doll.
The first few times.
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>>38983877
I love this board.
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Mfw I ate out an escort
I'm such a desperate faggot holy fuck
No herpes though thank god
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What does it taste like? If I ever get laid I wanna know if I get a bad one so I'm not turned off it forever.
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>>38983935
Like mild salt water if you're lucky.
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>>38983877
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>>38983935
Trout
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>>38983911
Seriously faggot?
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>>38983935
Like milk and salty coins
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I really love eating pussy, you guys are fucking morons no wonder you can't get bitches. Slurp it till they're quivering then give them the dick and you can last all of 45 seconds cause they're already satisfied. Then go for 30 minutes in round two.
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>>38983959
>>>/lgbt/
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>>38983935
Like too old cheese
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>>38983935
Depends on her menstrual cycle
Anything from salty coins to fruity deliciousness
Personal hygiene is a factor too. Had a gf once who would only rarely wash her cooter, dropped that shit
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>>38983935
Pussy, if its healthy ranges from a non-sweet citrus, meaning sour - to just slightly salty.
The sour taste is not an issue so long as her cunt doesn't smell revolting or unhealthy. You will KNOW if it smells wrong, because it will make you sick smelling it. Unhealthy cut is very potent.
The normal sour flavor is due to the self cleaning nature of the vagina. Essentially its mildly acidic, and that sour flavor is ascorbic acid.
Basically its a small amount of vitamin C, but without the sugar. So it will have a slightly sour taste.
Fresher pussy juice, as she gets wetter and wetter will lean toward the mildly salty end, as it hasn't dried out any, and the ascorbic acid is less concentrated - in which case it now is the salinity you are tasting.
If her pussy has a strong fishy smell, but doesn't smell so bad it makes you sick, then it's another issue - recently there has been semen in there. Within the last 72 hours.
If its your own brand, ok then, keep licking. If its another dudes cum... only a cuck would knowingly and willingly lick it.
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>>38983935
like bags of sand
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>>38984070
As a biochemist, I would rate this 10/10 info. We'll put together, and accurate in my experiences with women.
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>>38983935
If she's clean and takes care of herself her pussy won't taste of much; it'll be like licking your fingers after a shower.
Every woman I've dived on has been the same as the last because they were clean, except that uppity primary school teacher who tasted like blood and iron, who ironically disregarded my taste in metal
I should have too. She did fuck-all for me.
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>>38983935
>>38983942
>>38983952
>>38983990
either bait or very rachet grills. clean pussy tastes fine.
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>>38984070
T. Virgin
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>>38983826
No.
Not unless you've know her for a while.
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Give her a bit of the lick, then the dick.
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>>38983935
doesn't taste like anything desu, even the juices.
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>>38983826
It depends on the girl and how her pussy looks or and smells. I have even eaten ass on a first date kek
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>>38983935
>eating out the ex gf months ago
>lights are off
>she's super into it
>writhing and screaming
>damn she's a fountain tonight
>pick up on a mild copper smell/taste
>think nothing of it, keep going
>pull face up to prepare the fuck
>a little bit of light shines across my face
>she screams
>realize my entire face is caked in menstrual blood
>start laughing like a retard covered in blood
>she cries for the next hour in the bathroom while I try to convince her it's fine
The next night she was so happy I was "understanding" that I got blown twice. I genuinely thought it was funny.
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>>38983935
The last time i did that it tasted/smelled like an armpit.
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>>38984128
Underrated reference.
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>>38983826
No, the first fuck you just fuck, she might even suck you off if you're lucky.
You do not want to lick a girl without knowing her first, she could have horrible hygiene, besides you don't know where it has been last, it could be disease ridden.
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>>38983935
Sweat and tacos
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>>38984506
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
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>>38984509
>Might suck you off
what type of women do you have sex with, I literally dont think I've ever had sex withour getting blown first.
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>>38984191
>Salty milk and coins
>Bait
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>>38984586
I only get blows when i have a girlfriend
Otherwise i enjoy fucking more, i can be more dominating that way.
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>>38983870
>being a faggot and not licking her pussy because you want to lick her pussy and mush your face between her nice warm asscheeks...
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>>38984529
Underrated reply.
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>>38984529
Chill out fampai
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>>38983826
The only girls I've eaten out on the first fuck were girls I was already friends with. I've had sex with 10 girls, I've eaten out 5, and I've gotten BJ's from 8 more.
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>>38984645
Now it's overrated
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>>38983826
No, it's a sign of weakness. High test alphas just dominate, pound with the cock and make her suck it. Deep every girl wants to submit and be used as a sex toy
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>>38984473
absolutamente asqueroso
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>>38984691
This guy gets it
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>>38984691
>Deep every girl wants to submit and be used as a sex toy
That's just true if you have a decent amount o dick and can endure sex.
If you are a 14cm beta cuck, stick to the pussy sucking.
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>>38984483
that's what happens when the ph balance is off. healthy vaginas belonging to hygenic women taste just fine.
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Fucking hell lads
I've been talking to a chick for a week and I think she wants to fuck but do I eat her out or not
I genuinely enjoy doing it and seeing the female writhe around in pleasure but I don't want her to think I'm a beta bitch (even though I really am).
I've always eaten out girls on the first fuck before. Have they always thought I'm a beta bitch for doing so?
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>>38984811
Well it has obviously worked before, hasnt it? So why are you asking /fit/
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I eat pussy cuz I wanna not cuz I'm poseta you a bitch doing shit you ain't wanna do otherwise cuh
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>>38984483
>tfw I lick girls armpits when I can
Perks of being a manlet fucking amazons
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>>38984299
Dude basically everyone on this site is a virgin
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>>38983935
Good ones taste like cherry candies.
Bad ones taste like dank armpit or sweaty crotch
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>>38984811
the fact that u've let /fit/ influence u to this point is a tragedy. my condolences to ur friends and senpai.
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>>38984811
>I don't want her to think I'm a beta bitch (even though I really am).
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>>38984839
Why don't you go ahead and lick her asshole while you're at it? And then lick a man's asshole since you know, they look the same.
Rope yourself my man
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>>38983826
It's not gay if you love her
It's gay if it's your go to move
It's gay if you paid for the sex
It's gay if you don't at least taste the booty hole
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>be me back in senior year of highschool
>gf at the time and I were both new to sexual experience
>she liked fo keep a rather thick bush
>first time eating her out
>so excited and scared
>take her undergarments off
>bush
>oh fuck
>go for it anyways
>hair all over my face and in my mouth
>it's long too so it feels like it's going into my throat
>choke and gag several times
>she says she's sorry and I say it's fine
>I push through it cause I ain't no pussy ass bitch
>almost threw up all over her
>held it in
>she goes to give me a bj
>she is fucking terrible
>teeth like a motherfucker
>pic related
>she mistakes my screams of pain as screams of pleasure
>she goes harder
>worst experience for my dick ever
Don't know where I was going with this but moral of the story is that innocent highschool sexual experiences are not nearly as great as they sound in theory
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>>38984885
>senpai
die
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>>38984913
>it's long too so it feels like it's going into my throat
fucking homo.
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>>38984945
>he likes eating fucking hair
what is wrong with you fampai
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>>38984831
This is how you know how full of insecure virgins this board is
Not only do they make sure to tell you how many times they have sex but then they are always so scared what girls are thinking of them (even if they've "done stuff successfully" before) that they ask other anonymous teenage guys what they think of it
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>>38983853
Kek this. I went down my first time, and later she kept asking to suck my peepee, I kept saying 'you don't have to ya know'
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>>38983959
this.
only reason i give head is because i usually can't last for long.
Unless im super drunk then idgaf and go straight for the pussy, plus I last way longer and fuck all savage and super rough which turns them on. lol
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>>38984811
Women LOVE getting their pussy eaten.
If you have no sexual skill whatsoever, then just learn cunnilingus.
90% of women appreciate it, and the small minority who don't are either too embarrassed to say they are, hyper-religious or haven't had a guy who could really eat them out yet.
You could have no thrusting technique when fucking but if you know how to lick a girl until she's quivering she think you're a sexual god.
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Really crazy how not only is everyone on fit either hung or is a god with their average or small dick but are also all godlike at eating girls out
Really makes you think
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>>38985020
you to
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>>38983935
like grape soda and sperm
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>>38984921
>new
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>>38984299
wrong. all that info is 100% true.
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>>38984529
is this a new copypasta? if not i'm copying it and heating up the sauce
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>>38984885
>>38984893
I've always been a beta cunt
How do I fix this
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she gives me bomb brain das it
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>>38983826
i only give head to girls if i actually want to
its not beta if you want to do it
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>>38984473
nice copy pasta from /r/tifu
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>>38985508
210 gr. fmj
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>>38984899
>loving a girl
Fucking gay
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>>38985758
>nice copy pasta from /r/tifu
recognising a reddit post is probably worse than copying it
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>>38984586
Virgin women don't usually jump straight to blowjobs.
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>>38984811
>I don't want her to think I'm a beta bitch
You can't be serious. Eating pussy is fucking sexy. You eat pussy your a woman hungry beast, you know it's primal lust since the pleasure you get from it is purely psychology. Also eating pussy and touching her is also showing dominance, controlling her body and doing what you want to it. Seriously anon your views are fucked.
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>>38983935
Like tractor tires and depleted Plutonium
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>>38983935
It's tastes like when the airbags go off in your car. Like when you're in the last car on a roller coaster at night and someone up front spits. Like when fireworks scare the dog or when you were standing in line at the pool snack bar and it started raining. It's beautiful but watch out.
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>>38984811
you know who doesn't eat pussy? niggers. they hate it. don't be a nigger anon and eat that shit up
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>>38985997
Why are white americans so beta and gay?
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>>38983826
I've only fucked one girl, and I ate her out on the first time we slept together. Mind you, we'd been in a ldr for 6 months and I loved her and wanted her to cum.
Now we're done I'm dating and pursuing women trying to find someone to fuck. I'm not really thinking about eating any of them out lol.
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>>38985806
Girls from Broken Arrow skip handskis and go straight to mouthskis.
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>>38983935
like peanut butter and Chinese food
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>>38983935
Every girl ive eaten out always had this delicious sweetness to them.
I've just been lucky
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>>38985970
>depleted plutonium
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>>38983826
Alright bros can someone give the straight facts on eating a chick out? I never do it on a girl I'm not in a relationship with because I'm a faggot that doesn't want to catch something. What is the actual chance that'll I'll contract herpes or something from going down on some random bitch? Thanks in advance
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Guys how badly did I fuck up? Ive been going down on amp girls for the past few months.
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>>38986697
>hooked up with a chick off yik yak
>straight up asked her if she was clean before going down on her
>she said she yes she was clean
>went down on her
Easy as that lad
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>>38984147
IS IT HARD
IM STARTING MY FIRST YEAR OF BIOCHEM NEXT FALL
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>>38985859
On the money.
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>>38983935
I had a gf that tasted exactly like Dasani
>oneitis so hard brehs
i loved eating her out
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How do I get a chick to taste sweet? I don't wanna outright tell her, especially if it's a first fuck. So it has to be subtle, like taking her out to eat or giving her an edible arrangements or some shit
It must be a matter of diet. Does the same "Fruits and pineapple juice" thing work for females too?
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>>38986826
It's alright senpai, I'm getting over it too
She was never my gf, but I feel a connection to her like no other girl.
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>>38986843
yes just be sure to squeez her balls gently when she cums
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>>38983826
no, according to nas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt5FNNHxW6c
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>>38986856
8 years now. Don't think it's going to happen, famiglia
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>>38983935
like dusty books and damp leaves
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>>38983870
>not enjoying the taste of cunt
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>>38983877
lmao that was actually uncle jun.
3/4 times i eat the pussy tho. they love it and u got nothing to lose. the only reason u shouldn't is if u don't like her much and it stinks. if u do like her, u lick it even if it smells like pee and sweat and tastes like old wet coins
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>>38986961
Nasty tasting pussy is nasty tasting pussy anon.
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>>38983935
I've had some that's salty, slightly sweet, and flavorless like I'm just licking the inside of my mouth or something
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>>38986799
Yes, I have a biochem/molecular bio undergrad and I'm currently in a cancer biology PhD program. Graduated with a 3.7. Definitely had to work hard for the grades. Don't expect to have time to party aot after year 1.
Ochem 1&2 were probably the worst classes I've had to take. My major seemed to lose 1/4 of its students after each semester of organic 1.
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>>38984604
>coins
Finally, someone who understands
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>>38983826
>the old natty lickaroo
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>>38988345
confused black man .png got me good
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>>38988345
Newfag detected
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>>38984981
KEK
U
C
K
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>>38983935
Sit on your ass for a couple of hours untill your croch is sweaty, put a finger between your balls and legs.
Now taste/smell it.
Sometimes is even worse because of added taste/smell of period blood/urine/ other random shit/literal shit.
You're not missing out.
>tfw you actually like eating pussy but it's always nasty
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>>38984757
>endure sex
>endure
This has to be bait.
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>>38986697
Look up nina heartly's pussy eating lessons. She practices with Sunny Lane.
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>>38985784
lets be real every single post on tifu is
>I DONE SEX AND THE SEX WENT WRONG BUT IN A SEXY WAY
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>>38984811
eat da pussy anon. even if everything else is bad if you can make her cum with your mouth she will call you back
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>>38984757
>If you are a 14cm beta cuck, stick to the pussy sucking.
LMAO I'm 13cm and I've made multiple girls cum with my dick. Some of them even insisted that it was "so big" haha grils don't know the difference man as long as you give em a couple of good thrusts and talk dirty to them without going full autisto they'll make the juice on your pecker like it's nobody's business
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>>38983826
>>>38984070
>T. Virgin
>capital T
t. retard
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>>38984913
>she mistakes my screams of pain as screams of pleasure
Oh fuck I don't know why that one made me laugh so much, I wasn't ready for it.
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>>38985118
Yeah it's almost like it's not that fucking hard to be good at sex because in the end it's just the friction of a piece of gut and the expulsion of some mucus and literally every human has been programmed to have sex through millions of years of evolution.
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>>38983935
>lick back of hand
>wait 10s
>smell back of hand
Tastes like that smell
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>>38987749
Damn. I'm an introvert so partying isn't a big deal to me.
I am going to a school that's gonna cost me about $150k but I am flat broke. Can barely afford gains.
Are there scholarships for STEM/Biochem students that you know of?
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No, it's not beta to eat muff, or really anything else that you want to do. Because, you know, making decisions and acting on them is sort of the exact opposite of the whole 'beta' thought process. Then there's the whole "I want my partner to have a good time, preferably so they'll keep coming back" thing.
Stop being retarded /fit/.
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>>38986974
Surprise you're gay!
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>>38983826
I love kissing her on her the neck and slowing moving down and rub my face in her ass. The best thing ever. Love smelling ass, love kissing it, love eating it.
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>>38983935
pussy either fruity or metallic
Ass like sucking from the brown star itself has this bitter taste not off putting but just stranger
Ass like the surrounding area, nothing,
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>>38986761
How do you hook up on an anonymous website?
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>>38984921
Hello newfriend
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>>38983826
"If only the pussy was shaped like a penis - and I could make her cum by sucking it, and then we could lift weights together." -/fit/
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I always go down on a girl. I bag it up because I don't want kids, and I'm not getting a mouthful of my own semen, so usually I fuck her till I cum the first round, then eat her out till she cums, and then flip her over and fuck again because I have a fast reload. Bitches eat that shit up. Also choke the bitch. One of the hottest things I've done was choke a girl while she touched herself, then fucked her while she was rubbing her clit and choking out moans. She came practically as soon as I put it in and was bucking around like crazy.
>eat pushy
>choke a bitch
>pull her hair
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>>38984913
Fuck is this now a high school sexual experience thread?
>Be me during the summer after hs
>Be 17
>Her 18
>Both of us College bound for the fall
>Gf at the time has to go to UCLA for her orientation and has to spend 2 nights there
>Day before the orientation we go on a date together
>Innocent little kids
>We would kiss/ french kiss, squueze ass, spank ass but nothing too sexual
>After a day at the local kids museum went to Olive garden then mall and got her a build a bear
>Pull up to local elementary school parking lot
>Make out like crazy and make our way to the back seat of my car
>Finally feel boobs
>WOW
>Finally see boobs
>WOW
>Get to suck on boobs
>FUCK YES
>Gets really hot and heavy and car windows were fogged beyond hell
>Whisper into her ear, "I dont want you to go off to college with feeling a cock ;)"
>Shit was smooth as fuckkkk
>Pull down shorts and shes rubbing my cock over my boxers
>Tell she should feel my cock
>"Anon im not reading..."
>"Babeee trust me....just feel it"
>"I dont know anon"
>Babe trust mee"
>Grab her hand and put them under my boxers
>Shes like omg
>Pull off boxers
>Holy fuck this is happening...WOW
>"Wow...your cock is so big."
>Im 6 and half but to me thats average but ill take it anyways....fuckkkk
>She starts mashing my dick into my thigh with her palm hahahahah wtf
>"I never touched a cock anon"
>"Here"
>Guide her hand with the up and down motion
>Tell her go slow and then fast and then slow and how ever she wants
>She get the hang of it pretty damn quick
>Tell her imma cum and its going to get everywhere
>"What do you mean?"
>"Youve never see a dick cum? It shoots everywhere"
>"Wtf really?"
>Jerks me off going slow then fast and then slow and then fast
>Tell her, "Fuck babe imma cum," while moaing her name
>Explode every where in my car. On the ceiling on the seat in front of me, some got on her elbow and chest, on the floor of the car
>"Omg that was a lottttttttttttt."
>Pic "related"
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>>38983870
I'm decent at eating pussy, so I lick pussy almost every time I have sex.
Being able to give a girl multiple orgasms before you even put your dick in is great.
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>>38989253
(Cont. part 2)
Was around 12:10am when I pulled up into her driveway and her mom was waiting right there. Asian sushi lady. Didnt even seem mad at all that I was late or that she was late. She thanked me for bringing back her daughter and I wished her a goodnight. She gave me a big hug and we said goodnight. Both turn around and walk back to the house and I see a stain on her thin sweater hahahahahah.
Sorry to the anons that didnt have sexual experiences in there teens. It really is the best. Nothing like giggling and tell her she beautiful while she denies but yet gives in to your every will. And nothing is awkward because you both trust each other. It really should make you mad because it is something you cant relive of buy. Nothing compares.
Also girl in pic is almost super exactly what she looks like just minor details changed. Goodnight /fit/ I shouldve done my linear algebra hw thats due tomorrow morning.
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>>38989253
>>38989305
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>>38985773
>bad parenting
i cried a bit for you
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>>38989253
dont you just miss the teenage innocence? College freshman-age girls and older are all used up whores.
>"Omg that was a lotttttttttttt"
Fuck man. I wish we could go back in time and experience this shit again
Here's a story
>highschool days
>i was 18, gf was 18
>she was staying at her uncle's place for a while, while her parents sorted some shit out
>be in her room at uncle's place
>things spicing up
>making out, etc.
>our second time doing sexual stuff
>only used our hands before
>tell her I want to eat her out
>she's nervous but excited at the same time
>that fucking look on her face when I told her I wanted to use my mouth
>like she really wanted it but she was so innocent
>bring my face down to her puss puss
>lick like hell
>look up at her
>she's covering her mouth to not let out noise cause her uncle is right outside the room
>make her cum
>her legs shuddering like crazy
>go up to kiss her
>she's kinda grossed out cause my face is slobbered up with her juices
>she wipes it off with her shirt
>so innocent
>we kiss
>it escalates - blowjobs, dry humping, etc.
>we were literally winging it
fuck lad. This isn't a funny story but I just miss the simpler days. Now It's not nearly as fun. Fucking college females just want to hookup.
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>>38989253
>"I dont want you to go off to college with feeling a cock ;)"
boner.
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>>38989339
Also one more story cause I really feel like reminiscing right now
>little while after this experience
>we still weren't too experienced with sex
>anyways
>sitting in my car after a movie in super fucking crowded parking lot
>making out
>we are both ridiculously horny cause dat dere teenage sex drive
>tell her "lets go to the back seat"
>she says "noooooooooo anon, it's so crowded here! what if people see us in the car?"
>I say "dont worry, we'll be quick"
>she gives me a cute look and says "ok, as long as we finish quick :3"
>we climb to the back seat between the two front seats
>i stick my hand down her pants and panties and start rubbing
>that fucking sexual gasp she does whenever she feels the first touch
>so hot
>my dick was diamonds
>make her cum
>she says she needs to return the favor
>pretty sweaty now
>she puts a blanket (which I always had in my car) over my crotch so passerby's wouldnt see
>she sticks her hand down my boxers and starts jerking me off
>cum so hard
>local security guard knocks on my window just as I zip up my pants
>he tells me we cant sit in the back seat
>i say "yeah ok thanks man we're going now anyways"
>gf and I giggled like 2 children not getting caught by their mum
>start driving her back to her place
>she tells me she's so horny
>finger her with one hand and use other to drive
>was pretty fucking dangerous but goddamnit I would make her cum
>kiss goodbye with us both having bright red faces due to these events
>so fucking innocent and happy
god damn. Fuck growing up man. I wish I could do this shit again
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>>38989253
This actually makes me so sad, god damnit why did I and why will I never get this
>t. virgin
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Kill yourselves normalfags
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>>38986968
>old wet coins
You fucking virgin lmao.
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>tfw 7< inch dick but curves about 60 degrees
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>>38984473
lol I used to love doing that shit
I remember once my ex gagged too hard on my dick and puked a little on it. That shit made me laugh
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>>38986401
Found the girl itt.
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>>38989305
should i feel bad that i wasnt jerked off by an underage girl in a car?
i dunno bro
i had threesomes, had my dick sucked in public places, fucked a girl while wearing a darth vader mask... why dont you just stick to your algebra, kid?
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>>38988838
what the fuck
some doctor explain this magic
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>>38983911
Dude I lost my virginity to a whole at 24 yet I never even thought of doing something that disgusting.
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>>38983870
Whatever, I love eating pussy and the feeling of her legs shaking while I pin her hips down.
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>>38983935
Taste like cum, enjoy it!!
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>>38990126
A whole what?
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>>38983826
>mfw I actually like how pussy tastes
they have their worse times but most of the time is pretty great
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>>38990147
Meant whore but phone misscorrected my shit
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Usuallyove eating pussy but I had a gf with poor hygiene and I could smell her pussy before I even got down there and never ate it once while we were dating. Her butt also smelled like poop when I was banging her doggy style. She had a great ass though and a really pretty face.
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>>38984811
No Way her opinion is gonna depend on you licking or not. If you think so you probably already fucked up or you're alright...
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>>38990116
well the pussy you eat ends up tasting like your spit for obvious reasons so
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>>38984631
>forcing them to choke on your cock until their eyes run and your cock is a slobbery mess is less dominating than pounding the shit out of their punani.
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>>38988897
That's probably a waste of money for an undergraduate degree. I got mine for 45k and it means the same thing as yours for 1/3 the price. I had 20k covered in college fund, the rest I had to take loans.
My parents made too much money to get any scholarships.
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>>38983911
Fuck dude, i mean i kissed a girl once.. But you.. You're a monster! GET AWAY!!!!!
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>>38989107
> convincing yourself fungus infected vagina tastes good
Your a fucking moron
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>>38988345
All of the new fags on this board disgust me. I was just in a high test thread where a neophite asked
>dont you mean high estro???
>hurrrr
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>>38987749
Seriously why does everyone hate organic chem? Its the most interesting one!!!!!
Once you get used to it >.>
I'm joking you never get used it, it is eternal pain and suffering, made by the devil himself.
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>>38983826
Only if it's your wedding night, heathen.
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>>38989826
>virgin
it really does that like that you incel
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Any tips for eating out pussy?
Should I just go watch lesbian porn to find out?
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>>38983826
I have literally never gone down on a girl before. They always start with head and then I just go straight into jackhammering.
Maybe I'll try it if I can get this qt in my class to fug me
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>>38984981
>it's fine b-bae
>y-you don't h-have to
how fucking beta can you get
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>>38983826
>>38983870
As long as the bitch is clean and groomed I love eating pussy. Nothing better than a bitch grinding her pussy against your face and begging you to fuck them.
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>>38986968
Uncle June gives head? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEREEEE
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>>38983935
Rusty metal coins
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>>38984128
>like bags of sand
I'd have been very disappointed if this reply wasn't here
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>tfw love eating pussy, want to eat ass but girls get weird about it
Last girl I was with though man, serious case of oneitis there. First time I went to eat her out she started hiking her hips up more and more so they my face would drop more and more into her asshole. I'll never find that again, I fucked up.
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>>38988838
Holy shit!
What wizardry is this
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>>38984147
You're a biochemist, you've never had sex with women because you're unemployed
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>>38993401
Literally all you have to do is bend them over and bury your face in their ass and pussy. Young cunts are dumb and don't know what they like.
Bonus tip: if she protests tell her to shut the fuck up. Most girls will like that you're calling the shots. If she gets an attitude then stop and tell her to fuck off, she'll probably retract consent 1/2 a second before you cum and hit you with rape charges.
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>>38989826
I've definitely come across the licking pennies taste many times. Grounds for dismissal in my book. There is definitely a flavor of pussy I enjoy.
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>>38983935
Like a stalling badger.
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>>38992048
>tease it out with as much foreplay as long as possible, make it a huge tease
>while making out with her start fondling her through her pants/undies
>after about 10-30 minutes of that start slowly kissing your way down her body. Her neck, between her breasts, her belly, waist, inner things. Drag your warm breath with you, women are very touch oriented in sex
>at this point if you did it right, she should be dripping, moaning, and practically begging you to eat her our
>with one very flat, very very slow tounge, lick from the very bottom of her pussy by her perineum to the top
>when doing this, make sure to gauge how she reacts when you go over the clit. If it's very positive and she shivvers/moans/jumps, you have it easy. If not your in for the long hall.
>keep doing the slow, flat licks up and down her pussy. While you do this, grip her thighs, play with her tits and nipples. Moan, let her play with and pull your hair, grind on your face
>after you both really get going, don't be afraid to be rough with her pussy. With your index and middle fingers, make a "sicorss" shape around her vulva, and massage her, squeezing her lips together and pulling them apart, pulling gently up and down
>Finally, don't focus on making her cum or you'll over think it and it will suck for the both of you. Focus on her pleasure and really get into it. Unless shes into it, don't finger her. Your penis will always be better and feels better after she cums anyway. For the love of good don't do that rapid fire tip of your tounge on her clit thing. It sucks and can hurt. Also don't spell the alphabet. I can tell in a minute when that shit happens and is a total turn off. Also unless she's prying you off her pussy or tells you to stop, don't stop. You guys don't like us to stop the second you cum, but doing it too long hurts like shit.
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>>38993965
After that, make out somemore to give her poor pussy a rest. After that it's time for plow town.
Source; am a bi grill with plenty of experience going both ways.
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>>38983826
Also if you ate my pussy on the first fuck/date I would be very happy/impressed. Would almost guarantee a second date/fuck
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>>38983877
What are you, Greek?
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>>38993965
>>38993977
>>38994043
Guys whatever you do, don't listen to this dyke.
I'm an alpha in my 30s and I don't eat pussy. Girls always text me back. Why? Because I'm a man. My dick is a weapon of mass destruction and I'm very dominant.
Lesbians and betas eat pussy.
Real men fuck pussies
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>>38994094
>Believing the Alpha/Beta meme
You have to be 18 to be here anon
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This thread made me relive old memories of my teenage years so I'll contribute.
>Be 18
>Gf was 19
>We we're waiting outside a school because she had some tutoring lessons for chemistry.
>Both in my car
>There were a couple of students whom I knew nearby, they were also waiting for the teacher to arrive.
>Suddenly we start making out hard, we eventually go to my back seat.
>She's wearing a skirt so she gets on top of me and I start finger banging her.
>Out of nowhere the students who I mention Early pass next to my car.
>We immediately stop
>My car's windows were tinted but yet I felt as if they saw us.
>"Do you think they saw us?" She asked
>"NAH, this window are fully tinted
"You sure?"
>"Yeah I'm sure babe" she asked nervously
>We go at it again. Eventually made her cum before the teacher arrived. >She gets out of my car and goes on to her tutor lesson
>She texts me her panties are super wet and it feels uncomfortable
>A couple of days later I become a legend in college because the rumor that I finger banged on of the hottest girls in college spreads
>MFW they saw us
>MFW it been 4 years since that day and we are still together.
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>>38994277
So...you either went to a tiny college or it's an uncharacteristically close knit as fuck large college.
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>>38983870
>needing 20 minutes to complete the task
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>>38983826
Absolutely fucking not. That's fucking disgusting. You don't know what that pussy has been through. Unlike a (cut) dick, it's a moist, bacteria ridden meat sandwich that could have e-coli swimming around in it. If a bitch so much as farts in her underwear/pants you're going to be licking up her poo poo particles.
And what kind of beta even considers eating out a girl ON THE FIRST DATE, let alone any time before you're close enough to know she has proper hygiene
>but anon I want her to like me more
You're all a bunch of fags dead srs
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>>38994408
Nice b8 m8
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>>38983935
Ends up tasting like your spit after a minute
>tfw bad breathe
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>>38994448
I'm dead srs. I'm serving a 2 month ban from the misc and decided to check this place out but I forgot this was 4chan and 85% of the people on this subforum are skinny-fat virgins living vicariously through eachother's shitty fake-sex fantasies
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>>38984299
nice outing urself as the real virgin
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>>38994345
Ya what the hell. Shit like this happened in high school. In college, no way word of anything would spread past a small number of people. Most people you see don't know or care who the fuck you are while at school/in classes. Even my social circle would just meme me about it before it died off.
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>>38993610
> Fucked gf last weekend, have gotten a BJ everyday this week
Whatever you say man.
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>>38994345
Since Med school is small comunity because only a couple are accepted in my university it spread really fast
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>>38992048
Write the alphabet backwards while humming "America the Beautiful"
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>>38989253
>Start dating first gf in highschool during sophomore year
>Never done anything sexual at all before
>First kiss was on a bed at a JCPenny at the mall
>We start going to dressing rooms to make out
>Unbutton her pants one day
>See pussy for the first time irl
>Think what do I do?
>Just start jamming my fingers in her
>She asks what I'm doing, say I don't know
>She gives me a half ass handjob for 15 seconds and doesn't finish me
>Do this stuff all the time
>First time eating pussy
>Also have no idea what I'm doing
>Just go crazy on it, suck on it and bite it which she fucking loves
>Gives my first bj, she was decent at it
God that stuff was fun, lost my virginity to her too, then she dumped me soon after we graduated
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>>38986974
>fucking women who can't keep their pussy pristine
It's a problem with you and the nasty ho's you're fucking, not anyone else brah.
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>>38984529
Lol, so much autism in one post.
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>>38984147
>We'll put together
I'm not putting anything together with you faggot.
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>>38988838
Ok this is pretty accurate dammitp
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>>38994847
And how am I supposed to know the pussy is bad till I get her in bed?
A questionairre?
Tell me madame. On a scale of 1-10 how would you rank the flavor of your vagoo?
10.Mana from heaven must eat forget the sex - 1 OH DEAR GOD CLOSE YOUR LEGS CLOSE YOUR LEGS!
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>>38994529
>going to a large state school
You fucked up anon. Part of the reason why private school grads make more money is because we actually got to know each other well enough to want to help each other later on.
Not to mention our professors know who we are and still help us years after we've graduated.
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>>38985997
This confirms the beta status of eating pussy, violent more masculine men don't like eating pussy, sissies eat pussy.
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>>38994951
No, the biggest reason private school grads make money is because they are well fucking connected.
A college being small =/= you'll do better or be better connected.
You can get more connections in larger schools as well.
Think shit through before you post.
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>>38995000
So you're saying small schools where every professor and the dean in your college knows your name doesn't translate to better connections?
People know to reach out to professors when they need interns or recent grads because professors know which students would work best where. Smaller school means more professors know you means more opportunities. Plus, your degree isn't devalued when 5,000+ people graduate from the school every year with little guarantee of quality control.
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>>38983938
Nigga WHAT.
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>>38994930
You can usually tell from their general skankiness. And if you get one of the rare girls who seems normal but just doesn't know how to clean her vaj just stop and say look I'm not going down on you until you clean that shit. Direct her to a shower if needed. But most girls, I'd be willing to bet upwards of 90% who aren't total cumsluts keep their minges fresh and clean bro.
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>>38983826
The first fuck was also my virginity fuck and I made the mistake of having too small and tight of a condom, so I finished her off by going down on her after the condom choked the blood out of my dick enough to reduce my hard-on.
Had sex with a bigger and proper fitting condom a couple of days later and it went great.
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Munchin box is fantastic, m8s. You gotta start from making out and move down their body, kissing and licking your way. Pro tip: make sure to kiss around the vag, esp her inner thighs. That area is super sensitive and gets 'em going.
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>>38994494
How the hell did you get banned from that shitpalace?
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>>38984191
how new r u
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>>38983826
Enjoy the throat cancer
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>>38988796
Nigga thats Boukar Diouf
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>>38983870
you don't eat her out so she calls you back, virgin. you eat her out so she aches more for your dick.... or because she won't get wet fast enough.
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>>38994094
Virgin, pls go
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>>38984981
KUK
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>>38983826
Yes.
I fucked a Brazilian chick when I was abroad. Made her cum from oral.
Literally said "that's never happened before".
>She was a Vegan Feminist with dat ass
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>>38983935
absolutely nothing
if it tastes like anything she's dirty
the texture feels great though
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>>38998171
I know. He's a great reaction image. He's like the Canadian Ainsley Harriott .
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>>38984128
un-real post
>the whole movie was based off that joke
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>>38984473
I love you anon
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>>38988808
No. His (let's not shit ourselves, it wasn't a her) point was that some fraction of people posting here are bullshitting.
And you, in my experience, are incorrect. There's a huge difference between someone who's good at sex and someone who's merely OK. Unless you're a premature ejaculator and your idea of sex is like 20 seconds of desperately restrained fucking, you should understand that there's plenty of room for skill, physical coordination, and even things like empathy and intuition to affect the quality of sex.
It's like poker--if you don't know who the mark is, you're the mark. If you don't understand how the quality of sex can vary with certain factors, you're probably an unsatisfying fuck.
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>>38984811
Enjoy getting an std cuck
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