Manlet Stories

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>>38975370
>be you
>gargle semen
>choke to death on spum

>>38975370
>6' 7

Freak

>>38975370
> be me 7'2
> look down on all the 6'7 manlets and sprain my neck
> doctor give me a slip recommending I not play sports for a week and tells me to give it to manager
> I explain I'm not on a sports team
> doctors assistant stops sucking my dick for a minute to laugh before she continues
> She's a super model using the part time job to understand the role of a doctor's assistant for a movie

>6'7

You overdid it made.

t. 6'3" master race

>Be me 21
>Standing next to 6'1 younger sister
>My head reaches her kneecaps
>She puts her foot on my head
>I become squashed
>Her foot is soft
>I'm pushed in between the floor cracks
>Compressed between foot and floor
>Compressed into sub atomic manlet

>be 5'4" manlet
>bring my girlfriend (she's 5'2") and her sister to the gym
>first time gf's sister is at the gym so she goes off to check out the equipment
>see her talking to some tall (I'm guessing he's 6'1" or 6'2") gay guy who usually only does glute and chest exercises, ocassionally he squats
>gf's sister calls me over, I assume gay guy wants advice on his form because he's shit at squatting to the point where it hurts to look
>me and gf walk over to her sister and the gay dude
>gay guy acts really fucking homo towards me, my gf and her sister signal to me that I should pretend to be into it for a laugh
>this lanklet is talking like a stereotypical queer and compliments my arms and legs
>after a while of talking all girly and giggling and shit he says he has to go
>slap his ass as he turns around as a joke and laugh, tell him "cya bro, great workout we're all gonna make it"
>he turns around and makes this really fucking gay moaning noise and smiles
>he goes away while my gf and her sister are laughing their asses off, me standing there somewhat awkward after that moanings shit but whatever it was funny

Lanklets are gay as fuck to be honest.

>>38975370
Mark Ruffalo is shorter than Rober Downey Jr.

>>38977259
It's true, all lanklets are gay, and all dwarves are overly manly. Just watch TLOR.

>>38976934
You underdid it son. I was once 6'3. I thought that was perfect but over the next 3 years I stretched out to a beautiful 6'5 and let me tell you. Those 2 inches matter. At 6'3 you barely separate yourself from the 6'2 average chumps. But at 6'5 it's clear I'm the biggest cunt in the room

>>38977259
Uh, did you think this story was funny?

>>38977354
yeah but he's not openly insecure about it
>>38977605
it's more gay that funny

>>38977259
thats a fresh memery reference gj pal

>>38977259
>i was pretending to be gay

you're gay m8

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>>38975370
Ruffalo is only 5'8 and you don't really notice in this photo. This is going in my manlet inspo folder

>>38979708
>Ruffalo
>5' 8"
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Mark-Ruffalo-618.html

the only reason people go after RDJ and cruise is RDJ wears lifts and cruise is a nutcase

>be me (5'5")
>my existence

LMAO

>>38979736
Did you seriously just green text about a half an inch difference?

>>38979781
i bet you're one of those 170cm guys who claims 5' 7"

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>>38979998
No I'm one of those non-autistic people who thinks a rounded number isn't something to "correct." I got the number from Google.

>>38980069
he is UNDER 5'8" therefore he is NOT 5'8"

>>38980089
Says who? Just some other website? Did you measure him yourself?

>>38980102
the people at celebheights are experts at detecting heights and height FRAUDS like mark ruffalo

if you are 5'7" and short change then you are still 5'7" you are NOT 5'8"

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>>38977259
Damn, referencing it already?

>>38980122
Are they though? Cus their name is celeb heights? I need you to really dig deep for a second anon and ask yourself how you KNOW they are experts. Cus Google has the resources and wealth of the entire Internet to find the best source. Your source just has the word height in its name and is mostly a gateway website for "height enhancing" shoe companies to advertise.

>>38980069
Hahaha it's so fun to get reminded than daniel radcliffe is a fucking turbo manlet

>>38980149
no because they autistically cross reference celebs with other celebs to find out heights

google just finds whatever the actor's agency puts out (which is often a lie)
>is mostly a gateway website for "height enhancing" shoe companies to advertise.
what is this conspiracy theory shit

>>38980069
>dave franco 5' 7"
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Dave-Franco-47847.html

FRAUD DETECTED

>>38975370
GET IN HERE FUCKERS YOU MISSED IT
>>38975760
>>38975760