Skeleton story thread

i wanna punch him in his douchey face.

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>>38975267
>have any of you guys had any experience dealing with hungry skeletons that pissed you off?
Everytiem I look in the mirror tbqh senpai...

>>38975267
How is... is this man part skeleton? What is he?

>>38975284
Same

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>>38975284
>>38975305
sad life

>>38975267

part of me is afraid this is what I actually look like to people, but my body dysmorphia is getting in the way of the truth.

>>38975267
plEASE tell me this is a shopped photo

>>38975267
why are his hands so big

is this literal Auschwitz mode?

>>38975620
No shit.
Do did you think he has an identical clone?

>>38975267
tfw 140 lbs and look only slightly better
chugging down an extra extra gallon of milk today, fuck you OP

>>38976287

kek'd

140 pounds here, the angst is real

>>38976432
>>38976331
Literally just spooky bones at that point

>>38976953
Nah, you see the guy in the OP, he's spooky bones, I'm merely skinny but /fit/ has given me dysphoria

>tfw 5'8 115 lb
send help

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Hey thats this guy

>>38977020
Look at the nose on that one

>>38977020
Are those shower heads in the background? Did he voluntarily put himself in the gas chamber?

>>38975297

He's

SKELETON MAN

This skeltal fag I know always claims he eats a lot but can't gain weight.

We went out to eat in a group of friends once. He ordered a fuckton of food, and barely ate any of it.

I ate my order and then I ate his order.

But everyone still thinks he's the one who eats a lot. faggot

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>>38977039

>>38977144
im about the same size as op pic but i can eat a shit ton. i can scarf down 12 bacon double cheeseburgers just not in one sitting. its that high metabolism at work

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>>38975297
...We're all part skeleton.

>>38975297

this is what I looked like before I did SS+GOMAD

>>38975284
are (you) (me)?

>>38977348
No it isn't. Count your calories.

I used to be skinny af, I thought I could eat a lot and gain no weight because of high metabolism. When I started taking care I realised I was eating about nothing.

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>>38975267
>>38977020
And a ginger as well. Damn.

>>38975609
iktf

>>38975267
he looks like the demogorgon... holy bananas those ams and hands

>>38977539
i was obviously joking. i am a skeletor just it's hard for me start the day when i feel like puking. usually breakfast helps me eat like a beast for the rest of the day but within the last 2 years i have a mean case of morning sickness so i never feel eating.

>>38977643
Oh ok, sorry I'm stupid.

Good luck with your gain weight. I usually wake up with morning sickness aswell, so I just have a milk protein shake with oats powder. It's easy. Two hours later I'll eat a sandwich.

>>38977348
No it's not.

>>38977669
the trick for me is to wake up at like 2 or 3. i noticed when i get a good nights rest i end up with a stomach full of fire and nausea. ive been testing it for about 4 days now and im eating fine now but i feel dead inside from the lack of sleep

>>38975267
>>38975297
>>38975620
>>38975626
>>38977599

Klinefelters syndrome. I may have misspelled it but that will be close enough for you to google it. Its basically a different kind of potato

>>38977454
Kek

>>38978042
It doesn't look anything like it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

>>38977020
>le startled nu-male face

why is this a thing?

>>38977020
The nose knows

>>38977020
God I want to punch this boy in his face with a nuclear warhead

>>38975267
Those hands are going to give me nightmares

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>>38977020

>>38978127

Well, hes a skelly with klinefelters. Im not saying the klinefelters made him a skelly, but its why hes such a ridiculous looking misproportioned skelly instead of just a normal super skinny skelly. Think about it: thats a 'man' whos hips are wider than his shoulders. Even if a normal male was just insanely concentration camp level skinny, his shoulders would still be wider than his hips

>>38975267
literally no reason to be this skelly, if you dont have the cheekbones to pull the look off

look at his pudgy fucking no bone structure face

nigga should go on SS+GOMAD asap

>>38978371
>telling a jew to go SS
Oy vey, that's a hatecrime.

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>>38977020
>that nose
>those shower heads

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>>38978327
except his hips aren't wider than his shoulders at all

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>>38977020
Man.

This guy has the second most punchable face next to that stupid black MTV chick.

>>38978599

Pretty much exactly as wide. Altho on a second look its also very possible this 'dude' has marfans instead. Or maybe both. Total lack of masucline features like higher shoulder to hip ratio and weak facial hair/ basically nonexistent body hair says klinefelters, but those hands scream marfans.

Either way that thing isnt just a regular skelly, it has some serious genetic problems

>>38978720
Or it's just the typically inbred 'god's chosen' look.

>>38977020
this guy looks like he smells really bad

>>38978371
I do have the cheekbones to pull it off, but my ribs are fuckhuge so it looks terrible.

>>38978730

>genetic problems
>inbred

Pick both

>>38975626
It's because he's so skinny. Hands don't change size when you get more fit... at least not compared to rest of you.

Recently saw an old photo of me 30 lbs lighter.
> God my hands look huge
> Now I understand why the neighborhood ladies kept shovelling food into me.

>>38978741
I'm sure he's rather adept at smelling with that massive honker.

>>38978720
Dude just stop it with the syndromes, he is just an ugly skinny af nu-male. That's all.

>>38978818
He is a numale no question but his hands are way out of proportion to the rest of his body. As the other anon said it could be a pretty good chance he's got marfans so he isn't going to live long anyway.

>>38978818

Klinefelters is basically numale in a can tho

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>>38975267
Thanks, /pol/ I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

>>38979344
Jesus fucking Christ
Humanity needs a hard reset

>>38978127

Looks more like marfans syndrome to me.

>>38975267
his name's Jack Stark if anyone wanted to know

>>38979344

dude even has a skepeton on his wall.

this is why i'm pro euthanasia.

HAHAHA jack stark, i went to school with this guy

typical nu-male but still banged the chick i was keen on lmao

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>>38979344
the most punchable face

>>38975267
Hungry skeletron here

I wish I could be a big guy, but the hardgain meme is true

My strength is goin up but my muscles don't really look bigger
>inb4 eat more and sleep more

>>38977348
>i can scarf down 12 bacon double cheeseburgers just not in one sitting
>just not in one sitting
I think anyone could at that point

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>>38979779
haha, no

Listen kiddos, plenty of people CAN look built at 120-140lbs. look at fighters in those weight classes. someone who is lazy will look lazy at any weight. someone who is actually an athlete, will tend to look like an athlete at any weight.

>>38979945
I wish hate could kill people

>>38977020
Why hide his name?

His name is Jack Stark for anyone who is interested. I had a flick through his facebook the other day, he isn't even trolling he is a legit numale.

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>>38979945
Oh wow.

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>>38979996
pic related is his current profile pic. It triggers me

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>>38979996
link plz. I looked for Jack Stark on FB but only found another nu-male with stupid haircut

>>38980055
Won't let me put the full link. After

.c o m/beliefsmoredangerousthanswords

>>38980088
even his faceberg name is cringeworthy

>>38979344
White pride worldwide

>>38980163
He is one bag of cringe

Anyone here parts of the cellulites on Facebook? I've hated Jack Stark since the day I saw his annoying ass

>>38980403
>Stark
>German for 'strong'
>looks like a twig

sneaky jew

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>>38975297

I'm friends with this guy on Facebook, his name is Jack Stark -- born in Perth, Australia, although he currently lives in London.

He's the biggest gay cunt I've ever know.

Why do you people give him so much attention?

>>38979945
Condescension and no self-awareness, much?

>>38975267

dude is built for deadlifting, if he actually trained he might not be such a skelly bitchmade sjw

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>>38977020

>>38980053
I have his hands/wrists but I'm not skelly mode, wtf do I do to get larger hands/wrists? I feel I can lift more but there is too much pressure on my auswitchz wrists

>>38977039
Those look like movie theater showers.

>>38982651
You're holding the bar wrong.
https://youtu.be/CnBmiBqp-AI?t=1m52s

>>38982854
That's not a thing?

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>>38977454
really made me think
>>38979344
why
>>38979945
>those gums
wew
>>38979986
>look at fighters in those weight classes
Those guys are LITERALLY 5' tall maximum, human-sized people can't be anything except skeltal.
>>38980053
Is this guy english? For some reason I get an english vibe
>>38981319
Well I wasn't far off

>>38977127
What part is the skelleton part?