>squat >you stand up

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>>38971506
>hammer curls
>not building anything

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>>38971506
>clean and jerk
>not jerking off

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>>38971506
>preacher curls
>not being molested

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>skullcrusher
>your skull remains intact

> decline bench
> vote for Donald Trump because Hillary Clinton is an evil shrew.

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>dips
>no tortillas

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>calf raises
>not just buying beef

>deadlift
>not a casket

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>treadmill
>doesn't produce flour

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>squat
>become co-owner of gym

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>pistol squat
>no bullet wounds

>straight-legged deadlift
>am gay man

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>>38971506
>Go to gym
>Shoot everyone

>renegade rows
>where is he going?

>>38971506
>French press
>get shot

>Eliptical Machine
>Theres a bunch of shit in front of it

>>38971884
10/10

>bench press
>you're actually pressing the bar

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>>38971882
>Cheekie's a woman
>Has a clit bigger than my penis

>Start SS
>Get arrested for hate crime

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>>38971962
>deadlift
>won't bring dad back

>>38971985
>overhead press
>coffee spills on head

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>>38972003
>dumbbell flys
>can't catch them

> ask girl for her phone number
> she lost her phone

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>>38972033
Fuck

>>38972033
Whoa, this is so weird. I've asked 12 girls for their phone number in the last week, and guess what? They ALL lost it. Can you believe this coincidence?

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>make poo poo
>get good boy points

>>38971806
kek

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>>38972083
>Whoa, this is so weird. I've asked 12 girls for their phone number in the last week, and guess what? They ALL lost it. Can you believe this coincidence?
This was the worst attempt at humor ive ever seen

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>>38971506
>deadlift
>you're alive when you lift

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>>38971645
fucking lol

>Drop Sets
>Leave the gym early

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>>38971506
>military press
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>38972114
Not the poster but dude fuck off at least he's trying and putting himself out there with humor. Wtf did you do today or say that was so funny.

>Hit the weights
>Take a shower
>Get a clue

>machine flies
>No it doesn't

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>pullups
>Actually moved on to boxers

>>38972245
saved

>>38972245
You're a big guy (now)

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>>38971698
>decline bench
>decline of American exceptionalism

>push up
>push down

>bent row
>move weight in a straight line

>>38972479
>push up
>up is relative

>dumbbell rows
>dumbbells are in racks

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>decline situps
>accept sitdowns

>>38972224
>Not the poster but dude fuck off at least he's trying and putting himself out there with humor. Wtf did you do today or say that was so funny.
Wtf is happening to this site, are we being raided or something?

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>>38974118
>Wtf is happening to this site
>m-m-muh wild west

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