Alright, I'm fit. Now how do I fuck a Slut or get a gf?

>>38968970
try talking to girls

>>38968972
And say what, I'm a sperg

>>38968970
Just stay on your computer and eventually you will magically get one.

You put your p in her vagee

>>38968972
This doesnt work
You can talk to em all you want, it wont make em want to sit on your dick
Talking to girls is a meme because getting asked "how do i get gf" is annoying and by lying and saying you should talk to girls OP leaves and cant ask dumb shit anymore

Its a lie constructed to make you fuck off, basically

>>38969005
It's just filler. Gotta keep them entertained

>>38969005
Nobody said you can sit there and convince a girl to fuck you via conversation.

But to initiate literally any interaction with a woman you need to speak to them at some point. They arent going to just walk up to you and fuck you.

I have terrible game but i've managed to fuck a few girls just by being introduced to them by mutual friends at a party, having a few laughs as a group, and eventually ending up hanging out alone that night or the next. In no event will you ever fuck a girl without speaking. Life isnt porn you sperg

>>38969005
wtf is this logic
don't talk, just rape?

>>38969034
Im saying it doesnt matter if you do talk to them or not
Either you got lucky or your omitting something

I talk to girls on a regular basis, it never turns into anything else than an pleasant convo
Simply talking wont get you anywhere so saying that just simply isnt true

Do you need to talk to them? well yes, ofc but thats like saying you need to be able to read to get a masters in a STEM field
Its kind of implied and being able to read alone wont make it happen

>>38968970
You wanna know the real answer?
You have to be Chad

>>38968970
>Alright, I'm fit.
post pics

>>38969124
Hooker?

>>38969034
>In no event will you ever fuck a girl without speaking
Explain my saturday night then faggot

>>38969145
Nope, and deleted my comment because it didn't link to the right post

>>38969072
Autism. Your view of things is retarded, go aaway robot.

>falling for the vagina meme

>>38969072
You just don't know how to take it to a more physical level. You can't expect to go directly from "what did you do this summer" to fucking, you have to flirt or, if she's not the tipe to fuck right away (ie: a slut), set up for another date

yeah i don't know what to tell you man i think what i've learned is that a girl decides if she would fuck you within the first 7 maybe 10 seconds of seeing you and then it can only go one of two ways; by talking to her (if she would fuck you) you can either seal the deal very easily, you don't really have to be super interesting or funny just somewhat charismatic, her mind has already done the hard work for you, or you can fuck it up but it takes some real autism to change her mind after that; what you cannot do though is change her mind from would not fuck to would fuck by talking, that just isnt how it works no matter how charismatic you are it just means you didnt tick that all important first box

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>>38968970
you cant. you are born in the wrong lifetime. all kind of subversion is used on western societies to destroy it because [reasons].

but there is plan b, get sex via prostitutes. in the long run you spend less money on bitches and get what you want and the moment you want it.

i fuck a different hooker once a week for 40€: blowjob without condom, fuck in all kind of kinky positions i want, and cum into her mouth.

sure, falling in love with all the ups and downs is the nicest, but why suffer for years and be totally lonely and without sex when you can get plan B.

times will change, but it will take another 15-25 years unfortunately because [reasons].

our parents had the best time. all my dad had to do to get laid plenty of times was having a stable job and smell good.

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>>38968970
You just do. Don't expect permission, just do it. She'll give you the signals, just learn how to read them. Unless you're a psychopath you'll be able to tell if a woman is interested or not. All you have to do is commit. Go for it. The irony is you get to be the one that picks who you go for or not. You'll learn that as you get older.

The smoke is a clue. Access to drugs or party favors will always get slutty women. A real gf is a bit more complicated.

>>38968970

Easiest way is mutual intoxication, so then you can have unfiltered conversation.

If that is not possible, just do you bro. Literally just don't be a little bitch and don't be cringy as shit and a few girls will like you. Women like men who are focused.

You will often get what you aren't looking for. Don't make getting a gf a priority and they will come a lot easier. Just enjoy yourself mang, girls aren't all that anyway.

>>38968970
go to a club or bar
pick a girl
say "hey, how's it going"
at this point you can tell what they think because women usually judge you on the first instant
if they respond positively then continue flirting
disregard gfs at your age, all you need is mating

>>38968970
THERE IS NO ANSWER

NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST PLAYER CAN TELL YOU HOW THEY DO IT

EITHER BE ATTRACTIVE, GET LUCKY OR PAY A PROSTITUTE

>hurr durr I read Models by Mark Manson and as soon as I closed the book I got a blowjob by Japanese twins :^)

GOOD FOR YOU. IT'S LITERALLY "BEE URSELF XD" THE BOOK

CAN WE PLEASE NOT HAVE GF THREADS ON /fit/? No feel threads, no how do I get gf threads, no is my gf fat threads, no tinder threads. Please.

>>38968972
do what 90% of the guys do
>Go to a bar
>Give a fake name and back story while making it super interesting
>Say you're a banker or astronaut or some shit
>"OMFG WHAT!! Thats so interesting!"
>talk about pseudo spiritual shit
>"Yea, I may work with companies and handle literally millions of dollars a day but deep inside Im really spiritual. I like doing yoga and practice zen meditation and believe in the theory of unity etc. etc."
>"Oh wow! Youre so speical and awesome and deep! Please lets hang out together!! Fuck me daddy!!"

thats the way to do it.

>>38969005
confirmed can't talk to girls

>>38972945
>>38972945

accurate

if you were really fit, you wouldn't have to ask

>>38969034
kek and how do you think deaf people fuck? Do you think they talk to each other first or just do it?

have money

>>38972945
Is there any way to fuck a woman without lying. I do not like lying.

>>38969034

I can't go to parties coz I always have to work in the morning and if I don't sleep enough it'll fuck up my gains. Same reason I can't get drunk. Is there any way to fuck girls without partying?

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>>38973981
>Implying you would be fucking girls if you could party

>>38973963
You can become an interesting person yourself

>>38973994

I'm really handsome, I'm pretty funny, I'm smart and I'm good at talking. I just don't know where/how to actually meet anyone

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>>38974002
Ya but the reality of it all is that most people are not interesting or very deep.
So just lie, because most of the time, she's lying too
> Inb4 lyfe is a lie

>>38971394
This post takes me back to my endless nigths in /r9k/

>>38974021
That doesn't help.
You need to know how to "close".
I don't believe in that PUA bullshit, and I don't give a shit who you are, if you talk to any girls at all and aren't a huge pussy, pretty much any guy can get a few girls interested.
The real trick is to close, to get them to come home with you. That really just takes practice and experience.

>>38969746
>you don't know how to take it to a more physical level
>how do you do that?
>shit lmao idk like make another date and talk to her about it some more

good stuff

>>38974021
I didn't see anything about a 8'+ cock and being rich. You don't stand a chance.

>get drunk at a party
>memories black out
>friends tell that i became Chad that nigth, made friends with everyone at the party, kissed a girl, and two girls were twerking to me AT THE SAME TIME
>decide to stop drinking cuz i want gainz
>next party
>if i did it drunk i can do it in my 5 senses
>nothing happens
>i am the same autismo as always

Why is it worth being Chad when i'm drunk if am not going to remember it the next morning

>>38974111
Bad news: your friends made that up to try to make you feel better.

>>38974050

Yeah but I don't even ever get to that point because I don't meet anyone. Should I just talk to random girls on the street or the grocery store? I don't like bars and I always have to work in the morning

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>>38974127
At least they tried to make feel good

>make eye contact with girl
>go up to her and start conversation
>almost immediately realize she doesn't know i literally sit right next to her in lecture

on the bright side if this is what a cold open is like its nowhere near as intimidating as i thought

>>38973963
If you don't like lying then I don't think dating is for you bro

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>>38974021
>my mom thinks I'm handsome
>my dog always seems interested in what I'm saying

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>send a message to qt on fb
>"Seen 10:33pm"

no amount of lifting will change this ever

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>tfw only fat and ugly girls talk to you

>>38974637
Do they know it "says seen at.."

As a human being to leave someone hanging in a conversation is just rude... I would not do that to an ugly woman.

>>38974990
Of course they know. They constantly check their mailboxes for messages from Chad

>>38975009
Feel better man. Hopefully you don't have that strong of feelings for her. This too has happened to me right after I said hi, she said hi back and I said "how was your summer" and she never replied, it said "seen at..." too. I don't know how some people operate.. I don't think I ever will.

>>38975065

I'm not him

yes, I want to flirt with her, I'm actually thinking in send it to her "well, nice talking to you" or "well, we can talk about sex if that seems more interesting", I already gave up on her anyway

they all fake bro's
all makeup and ego
they age like milk, us like wine
find peace knowing that they will get treated like shit after they turn 35

>>38975087
Well at this point you can do whatever you want, you have nothing to lose kek

>>38975090

>find peace knowing that they will get treated like shit after they turn 35

they don't, they will settle with a beta that will provide to them

>>38975110

I see her in one of my classes, I don't know if releasing my inner idiot is a good idea

Holy shit the autism. Yes talk to girls, and by talk, you have to flirt. You can't just talk to them like you would male coworkers or they'll think you're not interested

You know how older men and/or foreign men seem to aggressively hit on women? With flirty conversation, touching and shit?

It's not rapey, it fucking works. Girls will find it attractive provided you know to back off when a girl is clearly not interested. The more attractive you are, the higher your success rate will be with this.

Where most guys fail is they are too cowardly to behave like this. Or they've been conditioned to think that it is unattractive/harassment.

This is what happens when you fall for the vagina meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G08nReWPsWw

>>38975222
Oh, don't do this at work. At work you have to be a bit more subtle and invite them out somewhere before doing this. Avoid innuendo or touching at work until you know she is interested.

>>38971767
That's the thing, just put bullshit confidence behind it and it'll eventually work.

Source: when I stopped caring I three girls in five days. It works.

Go to bar, pretend you're mute, grills will come to you and not expect that you talk to them first.

>>38975225
Chad getting his comeuppance

>>38975283
>Be Chad, Go to bar, pretend you're mute, grills will come to you and not expect that you talk to them first.

FTFY

>Literally no friends
>Fourth year of uni

Whats the plan other than working on neck accessories with a noose?

>>38975113
Well don't be that beta, faggot.

>>38975321
Thanks but I thought it was implied that you have to be attractive to attract grills.

>>38975353

I won't be, that's the sad truth, I'll die alone

well, maybe I'll buy a dog

>>38975333
>be a friendless loser in elementary school
>move on to middle school and determined to make things different
>gonna make friends this time
>gonna talk to girls like the normal guys do
>gonna be the cool kid like I always wanted to be
>be a friendless loser in middle school
>move on to highschool and determined to make things different
>gonna make friends this time
>gonna talk to girls like the normal guys do
>gonna be the cool kid like I always wanted to be
>be a friendless loser in highschool
>move on to college and determined to make things different
>gonna make friends this time
>gonna talk to girls like the normal guys do
>gonna be the cool kid like I always wanted to be
>be a friendless loser in college
>move on to med school and determined to make things different
>gonna make friends this time
>gonna talk to girls like the normal guys do
>gonna be the cool kid like I always wanted to be
>be a friendless loser in med school

>>38975357
Then why don't you just tell me to kill myself instead of filling my mind these fictional stories of hope? If I haven't been attractive enough to get a gf at this point, it's never gonna happen

>>38968970
Getting a gf is a matter of being part of a group and acting confident enough for girls to seem interested in you.

After that condition is met, you can ask/suggest to her friends that you like her. Then ask her out if she isn't disgusted at the thought of that sentence.

Look for signs they are interested in you before you gamble away your social status.

For sluts, just bars/tinder and look semi-chadlike. Flirt with them, and hopefully they'll be drunk enough to come home with you.

Then you fuck them.

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>>38974990
I do it to attractive women. Pretty much everyone. Idgaf, I still get replies when i finally do get around to replying myself. Usually a bit upset but them being upset doesn't affect my day.

From what I see on /fit/ there is a huge amount of people that girls are the same and all like muscles and that having muscles = sex.
This is the dumbest thing ever. girls like muscles because it's hard work, dedication, and sexually appealing to a degree. It's an interest, it's a passion. Much like a team sport or a hobby. The most important thing with girls is to understand they are all different. Not every girl will like you just because you like them. When I was skinny fat, I had one of the popular girlfriends in high school even though I wasn't popular myself.
I always thought she was cheating on me and I was super insecure but she never once cheated. We are still friends to this day. I asked why she didn't choose a buff hockey player over me and she said it was because I had ambition. The hockey guys worked just to be in the NOW. I worked hard for my FUTURE. Everything I did was for my future, and I worked hard. She said I made her motivated to take her marks more seriously. For her, it was my drive, passion, and ambition for my future. Not the tailgaters and bonfire fuckfests drama that many hot girls are into.
Now im fit, a few years older. I can take a girl home from the club if im lucky and if we are drunk. Just from laughing and dancing.
Initially, I never push for sex, only contact info. If she wants sex, you will know. Talk a bit first, meet up a bit. Within a week of getting contact info, im in her puss. You have to find out what she thinks is interesting about you and roll with it. Some girls are dense af and just like being complimented and getting attention.
It all depends on the girl bros, you just have to find out what they like. It's easy, just ask.

>>38975421
Then the liquor wears off and they start screaming rape

>>38975404
You need to understand, young one, that Chad pulls pussy, the rest push.
So yeah, you won't get 9/10 Staceys actively trying to get your dick, but you might convince someone less pretty that you're good enough for when she feels lonely. And if lucky enough she might want to keep up with you after.

Anyone use tinder? What do you guys usually send as first message and how soon do you get number?

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>>38975499
i find that starting w something that has to do with their bio helps

>>38975430
It seems like you are good looking. There are plenty of ambitious self cultivating men out there. The ones who are ugly become hermits and the good looking ones become the ultimate chad.

>>38972945
This
>>38973963
No

>>38975552

what if no bio and pictures dont tell anything?

Whatever the fuck you want senpai

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I don't want thots and whores to fuck, I just want a sweet and loyal gf that I can make my wife. I would provide her with everything. She could stay home and raise our children on our homestead, and when I would come home I could be greeted by my loving family. You can't wife a woman who's taken a ride on the cock carousel. How do you find pure women, /fit/?

its strange that everyone on /fit/ is self admittedly above average in looks, tall, and 7 inch cock, but cant get laid

>>38968970
Go to a bar and get touchy-feely.

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>>38975814
>implying pure women exist.

>>38975978
pure women still exist but they're in Africa and they chop up and sew their vaginas shut to make sure they don't fuck it up. The price you pay for 'purity'.

>>38976061
this man gets it

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>>38973994
Can a save your pick? Here I'll trade you this one :^)

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>>38968970
Those eyebrows

>>38975814
tfw pure redhead gf that you met on a random MMO when you were like twelve and started dating when you were seventeen and you took her virginity and she lives with you and does your dishes and cleans now.

>>38975916
Not this.

>>38975132
Also, screenshots are a thing people can take.

Resist the urge.

>>38975197
the thing is none of us know how to flirt with a girl

>>38974735
get to know them anon, she probably has hot friends

>>38968989
this

>>38968972
/thread

learn to initiate conversation because she almost never will. after that its just a numbers game.

>>38975430
>but she never once cheated
You wish you massive homosexual

>>38975197
>>38975197
and how do i flirt?

>tfw work with normies
>overhear a good looking guy and good looking girl talking
>the girl literally laughs at everything the guy says
>i'm sitting right next to them and not even smiling

>>38975823
i unironically have a 7 inch dick and it's more trouble than it's worth half the time.

Some girls don't mind when you hit their cervix, some absolutely fucking DESPITE that shit so you're stuck never being really able to have good sex with them. Plus some girls will have never been with a big dick before so you actually have to commit multiples sessions with them until the sex is good.

>date qt asian virgin gf
>spend a whole week preparing her for decent sex
>started off i could only just fit 1 finger inside her let alone my dick
>now she's able to take rough sex after a month

>>38973963
Don't be boring? I've never had to lie to girls to get them to be interested in me, although after awhile I lie to myself that I'm still interested in them.

>>38969084
/thread/
Jesus Christ OP, have you never seen zyzz or jeff go to concerts or festivals, immediatly take their shirts off, and start making out with all the sluts they want to? Just be a sick cunt, also gfs are memes

>>38975433
Get out of the bedroom much do ya breh?

>>38975391
Which Med school?

>>38968970
If you have to ask, you're way too autistic to succeed.