greentext your first alpha experience

>>38968300
I can't get enough of his immaculate piano teeth.

"An alpha male doesn't crave fear, he craves respect"

Abraham Lincoln

>>38968300

This happened to me about 3 months ago

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw

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>>38968396
Stale copypasta

>>38968329
>"An alpha male doesn't crave fear, he craves respect"
alphaham lincoln

>>38968733
>"an alpha male doesn't crave fear, he craves respect"
betamale lincoln

>""Alpha""
>Has a gook gf
lol ok

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>>38968300
>>38968300

>Go to a nice music/electronic store downtown

>not too many people around

>pair qt girl follows me around looking at the same stuff and telling each other how cool those things are

>they do this with every item I examine, following me around

>they smile at me but to smile back takes up precious calories and would lead to talking which would consume more calories

>I'm bulking and can't afford the 5x5 deficit smiles and vocal cardio

>do a 360 and walk away hiding myself in my 5% hoodie and nearly dropping my 5 gallon All Day You May jug. Rich would be mad if I did

>pay for stuff and head home

>>38968300
the fact that hes afraid of other swole males says more about him than you
he was afraid because he was a low test beta and insecure, not because your alpha

it takes more than muscles to be alpha as well

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>>38970179
>>I'm bulking and can't afford the 5x5 deficit smiles and vocal cardio

>>38968396
Away with you

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too lazy to type any stories but I like the thread so.. I'll gladly lurk.

>>38970292
>it takes more than muscles to be alpha as well

Anyone else here gentle giant mode?

>>38970355
You mean big faggot mode?

Walk into boys house for the game

>damn anon what stack are you on?
>you juicing bro?

Naw bro, I don't juice. I just do 5x5, GOMAD and rollerblade.

>feels good to be alpha boys

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>>38968300
>be a few years ago, barely existing dyel status
>co worker has 8/10 pixie-tier GF
>I know them pretty well for a work relationship
>we hang on occasion, the co-worker is kind of a self centered ass hat
>One day his GF wants to hang, nothing weird
>She comes to my place and propositions me for sex, having already stripped to her sports bra when I walk out of the bathroom
>We bang it out all summer, coworker goes full gay, asking for "donations" to get his ass filled

>tfw no one ever believes this story

>>38970411
What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Coming out of the closet

>>38970444
>coworker goes full gay, asking for "donations" to get his ass filled
Am I meant to know what this means?

>>38969966

>>38970488
Whore'd himself out to other men for $$$

>>38970449
Very clever, very original.

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>>38968300
i rly don't understad what u all see in gook bitches

they are like a differnet spcies

completely asexual to me

>>38970632
how bout a half gook half white bitch

FIT with a round ass and DDs

How do you feel about that?

>>38970488
this

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>>38970670
never sen

prob still groace, look like bug pepo

>alpha
>Asian gf

pick only one, the only exception is if you are asian

>>38970179
kek'd