Drinking Eggs

>>38966699
Justify them up and eat them. Drinking raw egg is fucking stupid because cooking the egg helps to denature the protein and make it easier to be absorbed by the body. Drinking raw egg is a meme for faggots who want to look like hot shit in front of his butt buddies.

>>38966723
Just fry them and eat then*

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>>38966723
>tfw you're getting justified

>>38966723
Bullshit. The baby in the Addams Family drank egg yolk straight up (mixed with wodka).

>2016
>not justifying your eggs

>>38966699
ITT: Stupid movie bullshit.

>>38966723
>>38966739

Is pink and brown puke a sign of food poisoning or salmonella? I think I have a fever too

>>38966769

>pink puke

The rest of the rainbow will follow.

>>38966769

dude, you just ate something your body isnt used to, you arent sick or poisoned or anything, you just arent used to digesting 3 raw eggs that hit your stomach in 20 seconds. I eat raw and semi raw eggs all the time, there is like a 1 in 20,000 chance of getting sick from raw eggs, not great enough to eat trouble free but low enough to where you can occasionally lick the spoon when making brownies. Youre gonna be fine, your just being a little bitch is all.

Your dad is an idiot.
You have food poisoning.
Also, eggs are mostly fat, not protein. Especially when you isolate the yolk.
Eggs are also high in choline which causes butt cancer when eaten in excess.

>>38966806
>Eggs cause cancer

vegan vegan go away, steal our gains another day

Fried or boiled?

>>38966794
>>38966785
>>38966806

So I'll be fine? I'm fucking scared as fuck I feel like I'm about to vomit again and I'm getting dizzy like I'm about to pass out. Shoud I just drink water and sleep it off? Going to Doctor isn't no opinion

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>>38966831

>>38966845
kek

>>38966843

eat some toast, drink some water, puke if you need to, walk around a bit, youll be fine within half and hour.

you dont need to go to the hospital

you are queezy because you ate a lot of something you werent used to, and you are freaking out because of food poisioning. Dude, it takes a few hours after you eat bad food to get sick, if you were going to die of salmonella you wouldnt feel the symptoms until much later you stupid homo

>>38966699
enjoy your salmonella

>>38966843
>So I'll be fine?
I googled for you:

Illness from Salmonella can be serious and is more dangerous for certain people.

In most cases, illness lasts 4–7 days and people recover without antibiotic treatment. Symptoms include diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps. Symptoms typically appear 6 to 48 hours after eating a contaminated food, though this period is sometimes substantially longer. Diarrhea can be severe, and the ill person may need to be hospitalized. Older adults, infants, and people with weakened immune systems may get more severe illness that can even be life-threatening.

>>38966845
Tears to my eyes.

>>38966699
dude your body is not used to that
the only way you can do that and feel fine is to start eating ONE egg occasionally and then start eating more

>>38966699
what is avidin?

>>38966940
>>38966940
Shut the fuck up!
Eating raw eggs mentally retarded.
There is no benefit to it compared to cooked eggs.
You will just get food poisoning.
The fuck is wrong with people?

>>38966699
If youre going to eat eggs raw get pasteurized eggs.

>>38966824
Lol. Fukken saved.

>>38966699
Oats, eggs and milk are my best friends.

>>38966699
inb4 salmonella

>>38966806
>eggs are mostly fat, not protein

They still have a good protein to calorie ratio.

>Eggs are also high in choline which causes butt cancer when eaten in excess

This is based off of weak correlation from shit studies. Choline is also a necessary nutrient in humans.

>>38966843
That sounds pretty bad. You better go to the hospital, you could be very sick.

if you're feeling sick or concerned it's because your retarded guilt and personal feelings due to drinking a YUCKY RAW EGG GET ME SICC OMG DOCTOR HELP ME!!! it's all in ur head retard, basically a placebo effect.

the chance of salmonella is INCREDIBLY LOW. and that's with store-bought conventional eggs, the chance is significantly lower than that you bought a pastured egg.

tips:

don't crack the shell on the cup you're drinking out off, salmonella is on the shell if it exists.

for every egg you drink mix with 1 oz heavy cream or half and half

eggs mixed with HC/HH taste pretty damn good, just tastes like drinking cream. raw egg yolks themselves are disgusting.

vince gironda recomend similar mixture. the true only natty

so OP you're stupid, it's all in your head, and listen to my advice about egg drinking and you will be very happy.

>>38967366
i've drank 6-12 raw eggs a day for the past 2 years

HAVE NEVER GOTTEN SICK HERE

y? because its good mixed with cream and I fucking hate cooked eggs
.

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>>38966723
>tfw I haven't been justifying my eggs

have I just been wasting my potential gains?

Is op kill?

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>>38967435
THE EGGS JUSTIFY THE MEMES

>>38966769
How old are you? Depending on your age it might be something serious.

>>38966723

>when you forget to justify your eggs until the day after

JUST

>>38966843
you're being a big pussy

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>>38966699
You just got trips and dubs.

Stop being a pussy and drink up, kid.

>>38966723
THOSE THAT DIE ARE JUSTIFIED

>tfw you dont understand the "justify your eggs"-meme

pls explain :(
and dont call me bad things :((

>>38966806
Eggs are the perfect food, retard.

>>38970673
It's about that anon who said he'd take a passed out sloot home and force feed her a bowl of eggs and var. "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to make lean gains."

>>38970157
DISCARDING THE YOLKS JUST TO EAT THE WHITES

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>2016
>not getting ostrich eggs
it's like you never wanted to leave humanity behind guys

>>38966699
Rocky was right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhkdLHSKo9s

>>38968821
I love this guy, he's totally someone you want in your crew. He'd wreck shit.

>>38966699

You dad is and was a loser. Get real advice.

>>38972045

>Mantlet_breakfast.webm