Excuses -> Advice

>>38957546
Because simply, I wake up late then eat the wrong foods to support my activities for the day. No other way around that.

>Tinder's a shit.

File: 1449057454240.jpg (143KB, 597x519px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 597x519px

Gym prices are too high where I live, cheap ones = packed between 12pm-11pm

>>38957546
I tried but have come to the realize I'll never make it.

Ending it soon.

I was making gains too slowly so I gave up.

Went from 105 to 125 in like a year and been there for the past two. Just started up again with a brand new diet lots of protein and calories.

I'm 5'9

>>38957546
Dunno
>Fit
>Smart
>Tall
>Working on a degree
>Part time job
>Good looking

Still, i have no idea what is wrong
All i can do is keep improving and hoping one day i may but it would be very helpful to have a big sign that says "This, this is your problem"

Life aint bad but getting laid would benefit alot to overall mental health

>>38957576
What do you consider high? Aren't guaranteed improvements to your physical and mental health worth almost any price?

I just need to cut but its hard

>>38957595
£40+ month

I'm a student f.am

File: pepe-rageVomit.png (131KB, 493x483px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 493x483px

>tfw when i live somewhere filled with black women but want to get with a latin/white grill.

>If you can't deadlift AT LEAST 100kg don't even bother messaging me

Should I add this to my bio? Will it sort the wheat from the chaff?

File: 1380697092809.jpg (42KB, 479x720px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 479x720px

>>38957638

>>38957624

£40/Mo is expensive but can't you just use your school's gym for cheap? Either way you can do bodyweight and run man.

Shit genetics.

File: 1472759989254.png (258KB, 578x523px) Image search: [Google]

258KB, 578x523px

>>38957650
Yeah I guess so, I'm actually looking around for gyms right now my uni is £26/month but quite crowded. Going to have to go early hours of the morning..

Just too lazy to keep up with it. I start and then pause for like 2 weeks, then start again.

How do I stick with it once I start?

>>38957624
wtf is that cost for a gym.

>>38957724
London gyms.

Can I make it being 5'2 bros?

>i'm striving towards self-improvement

Is $2000 a year too much to spend on a gym membership?

>>38957815

I think that probably depends on how much money you make.

>>38957811
I've made it at 5'3 lol. I'm super social, funniest guy in group; everyone likes to be around me etc. I've only ever trouble laying girls 5'5 or taller. Luckily, plenty of girls whom are also short. I like Latin chicks and they tend to be short too so there you go. Fuck the memes - gain confidence and enjoy your life gains senpai. Groom yourself, dress well and go forth

>>38957875
damn son you better be athletic and jacked at that height

>>38957875
You mean, there's hope?

Thank you so much kind anon, you inspired me to keep going.

>>38957815
I spend $300

>good looking
>been blasting tren almost year round for 4 years
>get tons of likes on instagram and facebook
>yet im single af and havent fucked anyone since i was 15 and didnt lift


tempted to use tinder but i dont believe a guy can actually get messages like this unless hes a solid 10/10 since a hot girl can basically pick whoever she wants on tinder...

>>38957815
get your ov fuking shit, eighter you take a dirty as poverty gym or you make your own fucking dirty as povertY gym, none of this fucking commercialised fucking no grunting no slamming no deadlifting no nothing punk SHIT

File: 1464417098188.jpg (7KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x225px

>>38957546
I'm short, black, and insecure. The game was already rigged from the start

>>38958038
>short and black
>those potential gains
get your ass to the gym faggot

>>38957546
I don't have any social photos of myself and I look retarded on selfies. Don't know what I should do. I'm thinking of getting pictures made by a professional photographer. Sounds fucking gay though. Anyone ever did that. I just want a couple of profile pictures.

Because /fit/ has helped me lose a lot of weight but i still don't go to the gym

>>38957546
I'm ugly, king of DYELs, too cynic for normies and I keep to myself because I'm seduced by intelligence in women.

File: Screenshot_20161004-220303_01.png (455KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

455KB, 1080x1920px

>>38958034

Messages are all legit, I have like another 5 pages if you want more. Pic related.

Just put a decently eye catching first pic and a non creepy bio.

>>38958038
It's not rigged. Stop thinking like that, jesus kid.

Read Models by mark Mason

>>38958225
pointers on a "decently eye catching first pic"?

>>38958102
Someone posted here that they take a shit load of photos to get the image right. They only release one or two. Don't hesitate to do that yourself, make the picture work for you

>>38958225
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>38958225
>the middle one

KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS

>>38958254

Ok, everyone likes to feel witty, yes?

So take a photo with a very obvious double entendre opportunity or other easy aspect to comment on.

Girls still won't match you if they think you are ugly, but the ones who do will message you way more often.

</secret_info>

>>38957875
Based manlet

Honestly fuck tinder.

I've met up with 6 girls, 5 of them were significantly uglier in person than the pictures they used.

They all used older pictures from when they were in their prime and fit, they all looked way fatter and more worn down in person.

The only one that was hot was a complete nutcase and probably has an STI.

Only use it to feel better about myself now, done meeting up with girls from it

No fuckin way OP women are saying hi to you on tinder?

>>38958271
But afaik selfies are a big no no on tinder. Especially as a first pic choice.

POST PROFILE OP I SWEAR TO GOD

>>38958332
I put pics of myself up from when I was starting to get fat. Makes me look better in person

>>38957546
I started 3 weeks ago, but already seeing and feeling a change. I plan on making it and I'm excited to see what I can get done this winter. Feeling very positive lads.

File: Screenshot_20161004-222305_01.png (510KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

510KB, 1080x1920px

>>38958413

Nah. Here's another screen to fan the flames though.

I started taking kickboxing and bjj

I like it alot and am usually pretty sore at the end of the day but I worry since I haven't been hitting the gym as much because of it

Just don't have the energy to lift any good after classes :/

>>38958450
Fuck off faggot.

>>38957593
Do you approach girls? Either on Tinder or irl? Do you only go for hot girls?

I pretty much try to sleep with anything even remotely passable and it works.

>>38958450
What's your bio?

>>38957685
Make it a habit. What helps me is just going 5 days a week. At this point I just feel like it's part of my day, it's just something that has to happen.

File: tapier2.jpg (1MB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2048x2048px

>see tinder thread.
>consider creating an account.
>remember im an unattractive skele

>>38958450
Are you here for validation just like dumb cunts on Tinder?
Post the pics you use without the eyes or something, so that we can judge the interaction.

File: 234rf.png (535KB, 522x630px) Image search: [Google]

535KB, 522x630px

>>38958225

>swipe right on every single girl
>send message to every single match
>h-hey guys l-look how cool i am?

>>38958496
Not OP but I'm definitely on Tinder to get validation. The ego boost is nice, and sometimes it leads to sex if the convo flows well enough.

Maybe let go of that attitude that you need to fuck every girl that you talk to.

>>38958529
>swipe right on every single girl

Any guy who knows how to Tinder does this. You can just not talk to the ugly ones.

>>38957586
teens can put on 20lbs in a year by default.
just curious what your age was, not offending.

>>38957576
just go in the morning and stop pretending this isn't your fault.

>>38957546
Because
>dont live in US where women are whores, but also live in place where they are total prudes
>I am not Chad

>>38958225
second to last bitch is cock-eyed, kek

>>38958582
>dont live in US where women are whores
Not to be a stereotypical european but i feel this is very true
Seems guys from US give claims that girls are jumping on their dicks and begging for cock when guys get a little bit juicy
Meanwhile in europe girls dont approach or seek contact or even care about you at all
What gives?

>>38957583
Probably bait but don't do it anon

>>38958609
their culture promotes fear of sex so naturally young people would go the opposite way

>>38957546
My face is too ugly, no body can make up for it.

>>38958609
I live in Europe, girls are the same everywhere. Girls approach me a lot desu.

>>38958634
But why?
Is this the classical thing where you tell a girl she cant do X and she does X just because you told her no?

It makes no sense that american girls seem so much better in the way that they actually seem to have an interest in men
Slut walks, feminazi rights and whatevers aside id take that over the blatant lack of interest from eurogirls

>>38958679
I dont know man, I actually just thought of that now, it could be for some other reason, but I just cant stand it.
every single good one is perma-taken, they put ZERO effort in showing any kind of attraction and even if you get a date they literally just sit there and wait for you to be the clown.
LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS that has ever gotten a relationship, except one, had it falling into his lap

>>38958679
>>38958707
I have no clue what you guys are on about. I'm European and I can guarantee I fuck more than you.

>go to China
>matches out the ass
>back to my own country
>nothing
I live in a small shithole here but still
man I wanna go back

>>38958744
I'm amazed they allow Chinese on tinder.

>>38957593
Take a couple shots before opening a conversation. No, seriously.

>>38957546

because I'm a disgusting human bean

thinking of ending it 2bqhwyf

>>38958744
>asian girls never match with me

I dont know why, but they just dont like me.

>>38958790
China actually has its own tinder clone as well that is much more popular since you don't need facebook for it
Still had much more success with tinder over there.

>>38958825
You need a facebook to use tinder?

Well I was considering it but fuck that shit.

File: FeelFlood.jpg (75KB, 535x577px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 535x577px

>>38958815

>human bean

I'm a fucking idiot

File: Screenshot_20161004-225636_01.png (496KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

496KB, 1080x1920px

>>38958529

>Every girl

New matches are only the ones I haven't checked the bio of yet

>>38958815

are you Mexican?

>>38957583
Same. I got analed and then walked to work in the pouring rain so I'm done

File: 1473559095516.gif (125KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 600x600px

>>38957546
>make tinder for the second time
>swipe right on everyone until i hit the limit
>repeat
>2 days in i have 2 matches
>both of them are trannies
Yeah fuck tinder.

>>38958900
Passable traps or just trannies with a huge frame?

>>38958825

make fake account, jesus some people are just...

File: image.jpg (65KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 750x1334px

Just started Tinder yesterday. Do you just just swipe everyone right or are you selective? I'm only swiping right on people I find attractive, but as a black guy in the Midwest who doesn't like fatties or white chicks, kind of hard. I fee like I'm not going to get too many responses because I'm not making my pool very wide.

>>38958866
pic

>>38958744

Get remote coding job. Live in China, slay yellow pussy all day.

>>38958923
Basically middle aged men with wigs and a thirst for cock.
I wouldnt mind if they were cute feminine girls with dicks but they arent.

>>38957624
UK huh
If your in a city, look for a Puregym

I'm in Glasgow and it's £18.99 a month and it's a really good gym, open 24h as well, they have like 150 locations in uk or some shit so hopefully one near u senpai

>>38958744
>live in netherlands
>go on vacation to germany
>get 60 matches in the span of 5 days
>back in the netherlands
>get 5 matches in the span of 5 days

I'm fucking baffled.

>>38958841
Make a throwaway account only to upload pictures.

Because it's all in my mind at this point.

>>38959010
On the upside, you can go to Germany in just a few hours drive whenever you have some free time.

>>38959010
>live in Netherlands
>go on vacation to Netherlands
>get high as fuck
great times

>>38959010
I've visited different areas of my own US state and the variation in tinder matches is ridiculous.

I do live in a redneck shithole though.

>>38958933
Just swipe right on everyone unless they are really disgusting and just dont talk to/unmatch if you match with unattractive people.

>>38957546
>I like the bio

whats your bio

>>38957685

make it a habit, set some goals (attainable within a couple of weeks) and then repeat.

I set 205 DL as my goal for this week... did 235 yesterday, feelsgoodman.

File: 1440982511844.jpg (74KB, 357x357px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 357x357px

Too fat, And self counionesnous about my body to get out and exercise. Plus i'm addicted to food and soda

File: 1443312486882.jpg (9KB, 300x194px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 300x194px

>Not even /fit/ wants to help

>>38957593
Do you not get drunk and go clubbing/to bars? If you're good looking, picking up attractive drunk chicks at a club is literally as easy as looking into their eyes for a few seconds

>>38957576
Why not just buy a dumbell + barbell set and exercise home? If you're really desperate start doing bodyweights

>>38958239
This. 100℅

File: 1823409212.png (326KB, 690x460px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 690x460px

>>38959594
Might as well give up on life at that point.

>>38958933
>checked
But honestly dude you live in one of the whiter areas of the country so you're kinda screwed in that regard. Are there any major cities around you? If not, have you considered relocating to a different area? Not being able to find any potential dating material is a valid reason to move, just don't be stupid about it.

>>38959680
This. This fucking book is one of the only self help books I'd ever reccomend someone, because holy shit it doesn't matter who you are (unless you're a girl) it will help you out. While you're at it read "No more Mr. Nice guy" by Robert Glover and "The Game" by Neil Strauss as a caution about what can happen if you get way too caught up in pickup and just women in general.

>>38957576
making the investment on a home gym is WAAAAAAY cheaper than having a membership. It'll pay for itself in like a year or two.

>>38957576
do what i did and enlist for the free gyms and healthcare

File: tmp_25990-1473215954308-10144485.jpg (101KB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 540x304px

>>38958462
>>38958496
T H I S
H
I
S

OP is just fishing for compliments

>>38959813
The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene is pretty good as well.

>>38960083
Haven't read that one. Is it more Manson style as in no PUA gimmicks, or more like The Game with silly tricks and stuff like that? Come to think of it I really should re-read models.

File: 1472237433611.jpg (104KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 900x600px

Chronic illnesses fuck up my ability to make gainz. As for the no gf part, I'm too fucked up in the head for a steady, healthy relationship, and I've had too many bad sexual experiences to care to go for fwb or one night stands. Everyday is just school, gym, sleep

File: 1458963202248.gif (2MB, 290x474px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 290x474px

>>38957546
time, I'm on the right path to making it.

Heck since I've started to look good I've been unconsciously coming out of my shell and talking to people, dare I say even making friends

Now I just need to find a guy husbando mode bf

File: just rip my shit up.png (303KB, 644x492px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 644x492px

>>38960141
>tfw you will NEVER be held in Klokov's big meaty arms
honestly why live???

i'm ugly

File: 1452877676685.jpg (108KB, 489x710px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 489x710px

>>38960191
To be like klokov and have a cutie hang on to your big meaty arms

>tfw scooby and klokov will never have a son that you can date

>>38957546
I think it takes a little longer than three months

Made a Tinder account yesterday, start swiping. Get 24 matches, flirt with them from the bat and they all reciprocate. Why didn't I do this before?

My opener is, Do you kiss on the first date?

File: ;_;.jpg (97KB, 500x555px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 500x555px

>>38960231
dont remind me anon

>>38960368
Post pics

>>38958993
X4less is better £9.99 a month

>>38958450
>L O N D O N
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N

What makes for a good bio?
My interests aren't marketable, I don't have some cool hobby like mountain climbing or cliff diving.

Also should I put a shirtless mirror selfie? I look pretty good and honestly don't care much if it's "douchey" because most girls will be 'mirin anyway and I'd rather be seen as a ripped douche than a boring nobody.

>>38957546
Too ugly.

Good luck getting around that excuse faggot.

>>38960586
Mirror selfies are just tacky teenage shit in general. Don't you have a pic of you at the beach or something?

>>38958102
I almost did this. Put an ad on craigslist. Got a lot of responses but never went thru with it.

Ended up learning if you take 40,000 pics with slight variation, eventually one or two will look good

>>38958332
>not verifying fit/fatness on FB beforehand
Shig. Dig. Doo.

Did i fuck up /fit/? This pretty cute girl super liked me on Tinder last night but i only saw the notification like at 1 am. I matched with her but i told myself i should message her tomorrow evening (she seems to be a very busy person) since i'd would be weird and desperate to talk at that time. I just sent her a message 2 hours ago and still haven't gotten a reply. I know i may be over analyzing for nothing but still... i'm afraid that she thinks that i am not really interested in her, Should i have messaged her as soon as i accepted the match or did i do good in holding off the conversation?

>>38960773
Im not trying to be a dick but, how did you not consider she hit it on accident...

Common man use your head

>>38960773
Don't worry about it. Next time, though, you should probably respond right then and there.

>>38960773
oh anon, you want them to think youre not that interested.

>>38960773
This meme bait right?

Why cant you guys write shit that doesn't sound like bait. Its really not that hard

>>38960795
yeah but it was at 1 am. Don't you think it wouldn't be weird in talking with a college girl in a week day at that that time?

>>38960816
Why would you say it's bait anon?

>>38957546
I don't even know what making it is.
>I lost 4.5 stone. Still fat as fuck though. >I've shagged hookers before but tonight for the first time I fucked a tinder slut after our first meet up. She was fat, but I don't have the guilt I had after shagging a hooker.
>But I feel distinctly hard done by because I paid for a hotel room (i live with family and she was sharing her room). Hotel room cost £100. A hooker only costs me £60.
It's a mixed kind of feel. I think I just want a gf.
>Tfw still no gf.

>>38957815
You could buy a home gym for that much.

>>38960848
>Why u say dat
Because you sound impossibly thick headed. Youre either full-on autistic, or kinda not great at pretending to be autistic

File: image.jpg (562KB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]

562KB, 2048x2048px

>>38959758
>>38959243

I live in St. Louis, which isn't too small, but good lord. I know we have a reputation for having a lot of black people, but outside of the deep inner city, we're fucking scarce. Especially on Tinder. Doesn't help that we have no diversity so there are no Hispanic/Asian/Middle Eastern to speak of outside of exchange students.

Are my pictures okay? I'm not even sure if they're enticing at all.

>>38961425
>those pics
id swipe right

and im a guy (no homo)
whered you get the shirt in the first pic?

>>38961425
>tfw no computer engineering black bro to lift with
You got any pictures with friends? Always good to have one of those.

>>38961425
you look like a fun guy

10/10 would hang out with

>>38961425
You're pretty cute the I'd fuck you no homo

>>38957576
Only nearby actual 24 hour gym wants a $60 down, 30/month 1 year contract with $250 termination fee, or $200 down with $10/month fee. I'm also saving for car and apartment. Only other places are a $100+ a month crossfit exclusive gym, and a gym where they want you to do everything in classes, also expensive.

File: image.jpg (73KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 750x1334px

>>38961468

I appreciate it, man. I guess the females see something we don't. I got the shirt from Target back in like... 2008? That picture is actually the last time I could wear it (last year); I've grown out of it now. Wish I could find another one because I haven't seen another one like it in 8 years.

>>38961477

All of my friends are nerds that hate taking pictures. All we do is play 40K/talk shit about fantasy football/play Smash anyways, so not much there to take advantage of. Trying to get more normal friends, but it's slow going.

>>38961499
>>38961500

I appreciate the encouragement, brehs. Maybe it just needs some time. Got another match, for what it's worth.

>>38961524
>All of my friends are nerds that hate taking pictures. All we do is play 40K/talk shit about fantasy football/play Smash
Sounds like you have good friends already.

>>38961540

Of course, and I wouldn't trade them for the fucking world. We just don't take many pictures.

>>38961550
I know the feeling, same exact type of relationship with my friends.

>>38957595
not him but... maybe being fat is not only a body related but a lifestyle?

I can easily go to gym, it's pretty cheap and literally 5 minutes of my home, I could go in the morning or late at night... There's something that is holding me to become a better me

The stares at me?
The fear of failure?

I don't know, I always go to sleep saying I will begin a new life the next day, eating healthy and working out, but then that day comes and I bail out, drink a fucking soda, staing at home being afraid of change...

File: image.jpg (24KB, 338x430px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 338x430px

>>38957583
DONT DO IT, YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT! WE ALL CAN, Just keep trying m8

How do anons who work nights stay fit? I recently got a job at a factory and I work 4 p.m. to 12 a.m. or even 4 a.m.

>>38962589
24 hour gym
>4pm to 12am
That's fucking perfect. You could gym before or after and there wouldn't be anywhere at the gym, prime lifting time.

>>38961425
looks good. maybe ease up on the photo second from the left but thats pure preference.

but why the fuck did you blur out all the faces except the middle one?

>>38958297
Ay that's sly, mfw I comment on entendres when women give the opportunity and didn't even realise what a draw card it was

>>38958225
Post profile?

>>38958332
>I've met up with 6 girls, 5 of them were significantly uglier in person than the pictures they used.

I had that happen with this Asian chick. In her profile she was 9/10 qt asian. IRL she was clearly a few years older and 15 pounds heavier. After she started talking, I realize that her diet is pretty much just wine and pizza, which is probably why she ballooned up.

>>38957546
I will one day

File: tinduh.jpg (400KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

400KB, 750x1334px

Am I making it guys?

>>38961425
where u go to high school, white boy from chaminade reppin here. slayin that villa pussy all day 5 years ago

>>38962849
Fuck, that just makes me feel like shit. Too bad that two years from now when I finally look decent, tinder will be even more of a ghost town than it is now.

>>38962872
If anything it'll be even more popular, or there will be something to replace it.
hookup culture and degeneracy isn't going anywhere

>>38957586
You will gain 30 pounds if you do it right at your age anon

>>38962849
post bio

I still have never had a like on tinder

>>38962849
B I O
I
O

>>38957546
Holy fuck this thread is inspiring as fuck

I eat like a disgusting slob. Even after losing nearly a hundred pounds, largely through riding my bike at least 20 miles a day I've hit a wall that my filthy eating habits erected.

/homo/ I need your help.Please.

The next week I'm (finally) going to the gym but this shitty third world gym don't have a "deadlift area" but I want to do SS BUT THIS FUCKING PLACE JUST HAVE FUCKING MACHINES, SQUATS AND BENCHS WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT FIT I'M SO FUCKING MAD PLEASE END ME I DON'T WANT TO BE A SKELLY ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38961477
>>38961425
>tfw no computer engineering black bro to lift with
Man we would be friends if we lived anywhere near each other

File: IMG_5089 (1).png (85KB, 723x610px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 723x610px

>>38962904
Not gonna post face, but I will say I'm about an 8/10 which gets enough swipes I guess

>>38961425
You look breddy good the pics are fine. I would. Change the bio you seem too much like a "nice guy"

>people are actually jealous of OP

The hottest girl he matched with is a 6/10 and that's being generous

>>38962942
This is shit. Do you have pics of your gains, because that makes more sense.

>>38957875
Life's probably ezmode when you don't have grown-up problems

>>38962942
>im an 8/10
>pretends to be some party animal
>MCAT
>700 tinder matches
>4chan

uh huh buddy

File: 174.jpg (395KB, 1278x2064px) Image search: [Google]

395KB, 1278x2064px

>>38962956
Be gentle, I was lost the genetic lottery hardd on chest
175 lbs 5'11

Because I've never had friends. That's always been the problem with my life.

I mean, I am ugly as fuck (rated 3-4/10 online, made fun of for my looks all my life) which is clearly not a good starting point.

But being 24 and not having friends since middle school means I didn't learn how to socialize with people my age in high school, which carried over to college and caused severe depression most of my college life and isolation, mediocre grades, etc. Not having any friends leads to not trying to get a girl, leading to no fun in your life, leading to misery.

Then once I left college these social issues carried over as well, and I realized my life is literally over after leaving my most social period of my life with nothing to show for it, and I know that I will never change, and that I'm surely going to kill myself before age 30.

So it's pretty hard to "make it" and have motivation to change when you have literally nothing to live for. Literally not one single reason to wake up in the morning looking forward to something

>>38963001
I meant on your profile, but gg

>>38963067
Oh lol, no I don't have any gains pics on the profile. Most of my pics are from when I was like 18 because that's all I had linked up on facebook

>>38963046
Join the military or something because,
>it will be one more chance to make friends
>if that doesnt work out you can just get deployed and die in a desert

>>38962942
>some douchebag frat bro taking MCAT medical school exams legit 8/10 just happening to be posting on 4chan's fit board with 690 hot girl tinder matches

>people will fall for this bait

>>38962994
>>38963114
It's 3000 matches, and yes lol it is completely true. I've had tinder for like 18 months and go to a big SEC school. Just got my MCAT results back, 513 so nothing insane but still solid.

>>38963093
You've probably gained that face chub since then?

>>38963132
>people will fall for this bait

lel

>>38957624
go to anytime fitness

>>38957546
ED.

Have matched, traded numbers, and been given the green light to go to her apartment to fuck too many times to count. Problem is no bono.

Too addicted to porn to do No Porn/No Fap, though. No RL sloot will ever have the body of Lana Rhoades.

File: 1474864903994.webm (698KB, 426x426px) Image search: [Google]

698KB, 426x426px

>>38958225
>"Thanks for the swipe."

>>38960111
>>38959680
Try reading book of Pook also. Same idea, no pua bullshit but teaches u the mentality. Read book of Pook instead of rereading models.

File: image.png (1MB, 1242x2208px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1242x2208px

Not at OPs level

File: Screenshot_20161005-000857.png (215KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 1080x1920px

An I gonna make it fit?

>>38963263
that cringe, breh

File: Screenshot_20161005-001228.png (206KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1080x1920px

>>38963280
I was a lot funnier earlier

>>38963290
You sound proud of this massively cringy conversation for some reason. I get that you are trying to play the fedora card ironically but it just doesn't work if you are trying to get laid

>>38963332
I'm good at the Fedora card. If I hold a normal conversation, women will find me boring

>>38963290
>>38963263
You have already set the frame as u qualifying to her. Although you're doing it ironically it has failed. The girl is on the selector frame and you only seen eager to get her attention and praise.
Shiggy diggy

>>38963394
can you translate that for those of us who don't listen to your autistic reddit redpill and PUA virgin shit?

>>38963394
Literally everything I've learned about online dating comes from fit/r9k. If I seem like a beta I just don't know better :'(

>>38961425

I would swipe right. But as far as I know you have to smile in photos, also have a photo with friends in a party (being social), and the trainning photo is bad, women do not want to see how hard you work for your body. They only want to see it.

>>38963423
Translation to /fit autismo
Do you think Chad tries to get her attention and hopes she accepts? Nah Chad just sees multiple girls and the girls hope Chad fucks them while you are wondering what's her favorite coffee type. For the girls Chad is the prize
>>38963332
Don't go to r9k plz.

>>38958450
pls b n LNDN

>>38963423
Not that anon but it's easy as fuck to understand

He's set the standard as him qualifying himself to her, meaning that he cares more than she does and she gets to decide whether to play ball or not. I mean he literally says "I have to impress you" like he's some knight fighting in a tournament for a princess

The best card to play is amused interest where you keep the ball rolling but give off a vibe of not caring THAT much. This way both parties keep up the chase

>>38958562
I was 15 when I started. I turned 18 a few months ago

>>38962889

If i got 30 pounds of muscle I think my life would be complete

>>38962849
Post Bio and pics phamily

>>38962942
This is the shittest bio ever. You must just be really good looking and whores are swiping because they want your dick.

>>38957546
normie greeting,
just say 'wanna smash?'
if the girl is into u she will respond.

>>38958467
I do, usually i get a good conversation going but it turns into nothing pretty quick
I dont use tinder

>>38958812
Doesnt help, im serious
I dont have an anxiety problem at all, i can talk to people better if im sober

>>38959637
I rarely do, friends left town and i dont have anyone to go out with
Also kind of a problem is last time i was out there were four girls in the entire club, all of whom i knew from earlier so im not entirely sold on this idea that going out to clubs/bars is a good place to find girls
Granted, i have been to one but i hear guys at work tell a similar story of a general lack of girls
Yesterday one of em actually said "Why dont you see the cute girls from the gym in the clubs?"

File: motivation.jpg (49KB, 819x460px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 819x460px

>>38957546
I haven't made it yet because I'm a lazy piece of shit. Stopped lifting about a month ago and haven't gone back.

Right now I'm in the process of roommates moving out of my place and getting new ones, and had to pay the rent myself this month. Gonna wait until the people moving in pay me what they owe me and start going to the LA Fitness across the street. Also since lots of kitchen appliances are gone, I'm considering getting a slow cooker so I can cook chicken so I can get some more chicken and rice.

At least from cutting and working out last year and working out most of this year (at a shitty free apartment gym), I feel like I can move up and start really aiming for making it.

>>38962932
>have "squats"
What the fuck do you mean? Does the gym have a power rack? Then you're good to go. You don't need a "deadliftikg area" fgt.

>>38958849
Nothing wrong with being a real human bean
*puts on gold scorpion coat*

File: panic.jpg (31KB, 251x404px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 251x404px

>>38957624
Same here man in SoCal I paid $200 initiation fee, along with $40 a month and my local gym was the busiest one in the goddamn county so I could only workout at 1-2pm or it was full of soccer moms reading books on the leg machines spending 45mins a rep. Fuck that I bought my own weights

>>38958894
Tell me about your anal. Leave no detail out.
>no homo

>>38963001
the lower half of your face looks like a 4.
face pic already.

>>38962849
Ye bro. They all look like good lays

>>38963001
Double chin, shitty jawline, probably has cocksucker lips. you're not 8/10 with those features.

>>38963263
You are too nice and formal

>>38960231
that hat is fucken SICK brah

>>38963263
/fit/izen why are you so autistic

>>38958651
try living in italy as an italian

>>38958733
where are you from?

>>38963290
you look like you are happy with looking like you are trying so hard to impress her.
she just sat back and went into judge mode
completely lost it, best you can get is beta orbiter now

File: IMG_20160906_203945.jpg (156KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 1280x960px

>>38957576
Stfu with your laziness

>>38957583
LOW ENERGY!
TRUMP2016!

>>38958450
Using Nougat 7.0? It pleases me anon

>>38961425
Install,gentoo niga

File: youwork.jpg (108KB, 602x915px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 602x915px

>be teacher aide
>match with 19 year old student of mine

I'd message her but she did poorly on the last test.

>>38961425
You look good, but you need more 'social' photos and less close-ups of your face. Girls like mystery. Some studies have shown that girls need photos that just straight up show how they look, guys need photos that prove their worth in other ways: with a baby or with pets are the best, with friends, doing something cool(boarding, skydiving, travelling) and even shirtless do fine. You need one sort-of close-up picture but I'd put it at the end. Furthermore non-smiling are better for men than smiling.

>>38965348
Hahahahhahah
Based chink

>>38964230
>I do, usually i get a good conversation going but it turns into nothing pretty quick

You need to escalate. I dont know what settings you approach girls in, but if it's a bar just go in for the kiss, if it's anywhere else just go for the number and bolt.


Also start using Tinder. Easy way to get better at this shit.

File: 1458582229575.jpg (44KB, 960x956px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 960x956px

That feel when facial aesthetics and a good solid frame are all women really care about.

>>38965380
not him.
I have zero clue how to escalate, I can keep a conversation going by branching and not estinguishing subjects and joking but I cant for the life of me escalate to a sexual atmosphere, via text or irl

>>38957624
get a job you ugly cunt

>>38964230
>I do, usually i get a good conversation going but it turns into nothing pretty quick
Do you make compliments? Do you tell the why you like them? Have a conversation with them and be enthousiatic about them or meeting them and move (mentally and physically). I used to be scared to express that I like her and this is actually key to succes. You need to change her (acceptance/denial) mindset from "do i wanna talk to this guy or not?" to "do I want to have sex with this guy or not?" by sexual framing and hinting your intends (talking about sex for example).

>>38957546
I think my progress is too slow. I started at 230 back in February and it's been 8 months and I've only lost 40 pounds. Also, I don't have any friends to take quality Tinder pics with

>tfw kissless virgin and reading this thread
feels bad man, some people have it so easy

File: 1475330483586.gif (478KB, 500x348px) Image search: [Google]

478KB, 500x348px

>want to use tinder to meet people but dont want people I know or are in my classes to find out I use it
>have tried picking up girls irl, doesn't work because asking a girl to get coffee or a meal with you is apparently a creeper thing to do these days

Why is this so difficult. I just want to stop being alone. I dont even go after girls that are hot, and I'm not ugly myself, just short.

I dont want to wait for happiness and emotional validation until i'm 30 and all the desperate uses good girls find out they hit the wall and start desperately looking for a successful guy

I can hit the gym all Iwant, I'm never gonna get this amount of matches with my face.

>>38959594
>soda

HAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH

>>38965403
Talk about sex, make a sexual joke, straight up kiss her, ask for her number, say she looks great(not as an opener, but after a while), these are all things that are inherently sexual.

Though the best thing is just to look good. Sex and attraction is implied and you should just go for the kiss.

When at a date, I'll ask them if they want to come to my place or go to theirs.

>>38965815
>Talk about sex, make a sexual joke, straight up kiss her
I guess it really depends on where you live.
I'm sure that is common place where you stay at, but here normal girls dont talk about sex, at least not with me or people like me. they are prudes

>>38963871
Do you have an example of just such a chat? Srs.

I wasn't ready...

File: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.png (23KB, 731x240px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 731x240px

Guys, I'm not made for this online bullshit talking.
I prefere direct communication but WTF do I answer to pic related?

"now and then I'm taking fruits too.
you have to have a healty balanced diet."

>>38965380
I fear I lost this girl I was just dating because I didn't escalate. Been waiting a few weeks to reset and then give try to go for something next time I see her.

>>38966011

no sometimes i use my egglant on little sluts like you

>>38957583
Even the poorest motherfucker can find a coin in the sidewalk and one in a million win the lottery
You are going to forfeit the game by default, literally zero gains or even potential gains

>>38958225
>Just put a decently eye catching first pic and a non creepy bio.
Jesus Christ, this bullshit again, at least you didn't give the standard shitty advice "just be yourself brooo"

>>38958225

>Thanks for the swipe

How insecure can you be? Jesus

What is the best mix of pics for tinder?
>1 pic of face, no selfie
>1 pic with shirt off
>1 pic having fun with a mate or another girl
>1 pic with cute animal
>1 pic working out

Is this the best combo in that order? No more than 5 pics in my opinion.

Should i post pic of car? Have 100k dollar mercedes

>>38966061

And then i suddenly realize. The internet dating is pathetic. Just look at this pathetic post. Someone asking what picture order to choose to hook up with degenerate tinder sluts. Should he use his 100k Mercedes?? a picture with a girl??

We are truly living in the worst of times

>>38966061

Depends which kind of girl you wanna attract. Lot of them are "grossed out" by topless shirts I think, even if you are hot. Makes them think you have nothing in your head. But those just looking for a fuck should be happy with it.

Personally I think a pic while working out is beyond retarded, but I guess that just shows that you have a hobby

>>38966086
I totally fucking agree with but i just want to pump sum sloots?

>>38966086
This guy gets it

>>38966061
>pic with cute animal
>pic having fun
>pic with shirt off
>pic with car
>pic of face

>>38966061
The search for the sloot formula never ends

>>38958297
damn anon. good.

>>38966025
Don't oneitis. Just date a bunch of chicks at the same time. If one is flaking, you have a bunch of other ones so you wont care. Also hard to obsess over one if you date multiple.

>>38957546
My Tinder totally crapped out on me. I must have gotten like 100+ matches on it and then boom, nothing.

Kept bugging out too, so I deleted it. Anyone else have that issue? I may pick it up again if they fixed all the shit.

>>38966136
This. I usually go out with 3 at a time now. Anymore and I start getting confused who is who.

>>38965325
> local autistic person kills himself with home made guillotine
> neighbour's heard him shout "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY. CMON" right before the incident

>>38966136
I'm dating an exchange student in the meantime for fun and if it makes her jealous, all the better. Still, I suck at escalating unless the girl communicates it very clearly.

File: 220px-Aziz_Shavershian_in_2011.jpg (13KB, 220x293px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 220x293px

>>38957583
Brah, we're all going to make it, if we believe

>>38965853
I am sure they talk about sex with Chad, senpai. ;^)

>>38961425
Very nice. Do you get a lot of matches? Opener?

Because my bench gains have plateaued and I can't do squats, leg press only.
>1 pl8 ohp, 2pl8 bp, 3pl8 dl
I want that juicy 3pl8 bp

>>38963290
>Art of Chess
It's called the fucking Sport of Chess, this girl can already tell you're a faggot who doesn't know a single chess opening.

>>38966011
"only girls i want to mash"

>>38961425
Myron arms. You on dat der calltech?

>>38965733
>I'm not ugly myself, just short

That's an oxymoron, anon

ugly, that fact fucked me up bad so everytime someone is laughing in vicinity i think they are laughing at me so i find it hard getting swole will help me any

>>38957815
200€ here and it was even cheaper when I signed up

File: 1459496282616.jpg (65KB, 664x837px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 664x837px

>>38960773
You should write her a poem, expressing your love

Chicks dig poems, family

>>38966099
set up a timer on your phone go to the kitchen or somewhere with decent lighting and take a picture of you in nothing but shorts/underwear while looking away from the camera. From there simply escalate and be direct with your intentions.

This thread just made me realize i have to get my shit together. I won't end up like the crying faggots contemplating on ending it.

>>38957875
Being funny is a coping mechanism for little people like being a femanist is for fat women. If I knew you I would lift you up by the armpits and shake you around for change anytime you spoke to a woman. I'd then say "smell ya later kid" while walking off with your girl under my arm.

>tfw literally zero matches
>tfw all women, including ugly and fat ones ignore me IRL or even try to treat me poorly
bit over 6', sub 10% bf, athletic, not autistic. somewhat ugly though. don't give a shit anymore

alcohol.

>Fit
>Tall
>Interesting hobbies
>Knows languages
>Decent face according to a lot of people, I don't agree tho
>Smart, at uni studying abroad

But

>Autismo
>Depression out of fucking nowhere
>Confidence almost non-existent

So that's why I'm not making it. Slowly improving tho

>>38969156

jesus christ ur fukn beta

>other people at gym that i know (not friends)
>already have an ok body
>depression to the point that i just can't go without it being more pain than it's worth
>on good weeks i can manage one just-under-an-hour session
>when i see the people i know i just feel even worse (from various issues such as APD/BPD/assburgers/whatever)
>dont feel like i have much free time anyway

is there a way to get /fit/ at home? that'd probably suit me more

>>38969556
Dude, you can buy free weights and a bench and just lift at home. Only dangerous lift if squats if you can't afford a cage.

File: kill me.jpg (27KB, 243x207px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 243x207px

>>38969928
>buying things
poorfag here

>>38969985
You can always fall for the homemade weights meme. Or just use this as an attempt fight anxiety and go to the gym. You can make it, bruh!

>>38970152
i think that would be a good option, which leaves me with the last thing: what can i do for leg day then? or should i just ignore that meme? and thanks, dude

>>38958933
>doesn't like fat chicks
>Black

Pick one

>>38958225

yesss my boyyy

>>38960773

get over it?

>>38958038
having read the word 'black' I automatically read 'rigged' as 'nigged'

>>38962849

I love seeing these,

my guy!

File: RudolfHess.jpg (221KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 1000x1000px

Shy, blonde and short.
The 3 opposites of what modern women want.

>>38962849
bio or didn't happen

>>38969156
yeah you're a harcore beta

>>38958933
Pretty selective with the people I swipe on and I still get plenty of matches

>>38963132
>513
>Solid
Lmao enjoy the Caribbean

>>38969241

>depression out of fucking nowhere

it's cos you still think the fucking Earth spins

again I lost girl, who I thought was the love of my life.
never again will I stroll with her through the city at night, drinking wine and talking about everything. never again will I wake up to her in thr pillow fort we built. never again will I wake up before her and just look at her sleeping there for hours

she has trust issues due to 2 abusive ex bfs and found out I still have contact with my ex (who is my only friend) and she wants to break up now I guess...those 4 months wer e maybe the best time in my life and my year long depression was just gone..
now I have not eaten or slept for days.. im in the military, so ill see her maybe on friday. if she even wants to

>6'2
>215 lbs, good size, but not cut (yet)
>Med student
>white
>good looks, thick hair, blue eyes, solid jaw
>decently outgoing on top of it all
>tfw no gf

It doesn't get better guys, no matter what you do.

>>38961425
You posted this shit before and the same thing is being told.

Get pics with a pet.
Get pics with friends.

>>38971395
Do you really need pics with friends? Because I have no friends.

>>38969156
<b8
<beta

>>38971315
Never again will I have to read your melodramatic drivel.

>>38971407
aww yee ma niggas still here
i dont think you need pics with friends but they help.

are you natty? also whats your routine?

Because I want it less than I want other things.

I have ~525600 hours to experience everything the world has to offer, I can give one a day to fitness but not much more than that.

>>38958450
Incognito mode

U got a bitch on the side?>>38958297
Like what, a picture of my cockwith an open for biznis,thatz clever

>>38957546
the fire is dead

>>38965348
kek

File: my face.png (190KB, 314x266px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 314x266px

>>38957546
>OP wants us to think those are received messages not sent
> XD XD

File: epic_lulz.jpg (61KB, 600x582px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 600x582px

>>38966011
>wenn du eine kartoffel warst, warst du eine gut kartoffel

hahahahahahahhahahahahaahha

>>38958582
>>38958609

no gf
blames country

maybe you just ugly?
or a prick?

you sound like a prick

>>38959594
What are you doing on /fit./ ?

>>38971151
You made me laugh so hard my face twisted

>>38957583

don't say that senpai, we're all gonna make it someday, just you wait

>>38963046

Oliver Stone the famous director was suicidal and in the same position as you. He literally deployed as infantry during the height of the Vietnam war hoping to die out in the jungle but he didn't and made some brothers the meantime which kick-started his life. You need to move out of your country. Look into the French Foreign Legion

File: 1475614737012.gif (1MB, 311x240px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 311x240px

>>38966171

File: 6853966-jessica-chastain.jpg (515KB, 2560x1920px) Image search: [Google]

515KB, 2560x1920px

>>38957546

3rd from the top looks like Jessica Chastain fuuuuuuu my weakness

File: 1475012605408.jpg (66KB, 960x533px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 960x533px

>>38958450

>Wow London, that's cool :)

LOOOOOOL

>>38961425
Glad to see a brother not willing to racemixe, because the second you betray your roots you are automatically a piece of shit

File: fedora.jpg (12KB, 203x200px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 203x200px

>>38974012

>>38974012
Forgetting what board you're on faggot? Back to /pol/

>>38968940
One of my friends wrote this really heartfelt poem for this girl he was obsessed with and all she said was "ahhh thanks"

Though honestly If I was her I would probably do the same thing. If some girl I had no interest in did that to me I'd be creeped out as fuck senpai.

Really sucked for him though cause she ended up fucking his best friend like a week later, lol.