Meanwhile in /fat/...

GOTTA EAT BIG TO STAY BIG!

C'MON!

how do i boost gyno?

Can you guys recommend me any good meals for weight loss?
I ate some special berries this morning along with my regular burger with French fries, but I didn't lose any weight yet.

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>tfw to intelligent to eat

Here's where you find some delicious zero cal white chocolate syrup...

>>38950741
Why, just sprinkle some salt on your food you silly silly.

Haven't you seen how it dries things out? It'll suck all that water weight right out of you. It's fabulous.

>Eating at 5000 calorie days
>still have abs
REEEEEEE YOU SAID GETTING BIG WAS EASY

I read. Blog that said coffee is healthy some I'm drinking 3 small frappuchinos a day to keep my metabolism up!

That first shit of the day

Hey, whats up fellow /fit/itzens! I had my FIRST SIP OF THE DAY and I'm feel great, going to do some DIDDLYS with some PL8s haha.

Eating lots and lots of delicous oats, eat anything else besides oats and whey and well...YOURE NOT GONNA MAKE IT! Ha.

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>>38950741

Go back to /fa/, you degenerate.

One another note, what is the best position to sleep in so you don't choke? I heard pic related works, but I'm worried about my (double-)chin gains.

Even the people on /running/ general couldnt help me because it's so bad; what can I do to stop severe diarrhea?

How do I get toned, /fat/?

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>be me, 5'4" 160 lbs curvy girl (jelly?)
>discover pin up fatshion, get mires everyday
>take cute selfies, dog or flower headband filter all day
>tons of thirsty boys on snapchat say I have a cute face
>confidence boosted
>create tinder, mostly selfies with great lighting
>go on date with 8/10 buff guy
>he seems weird when we meet up irl
>move to dimly lit area of the bar
>eventually invite him back to my place
>we bang but he doesn't cum until I blow him
>cums on my face, wipe it off along with half of my beauty
>he goes to the bathroom, leaves his phone
>see he posted my picture on some website along with "s-she has a cute face, right brehs?"
>everyone is saying "hambeast" or something
>???
>he leaves eventually
>confidence through the roof since I bagged an 8/10 muscle man
>know I can catch a dick anytime

>>38950795
Golly, I wanna get this big so my arms are sucked into my fat and you can't see them anymore.

Then I can have the govermnet feed, wipe, and bathe me instead of having to do it myself!

>>38950795
Magnificent armpit ass.
I want a new hole too!

I'm sure the guys will love sticking their ding dongs in there while I'm eating some more ding dongs.

>>38950796
Cork

>>38950796
Butt plug while you run. Works for biking too.

You'd need special one for swimming though

Man this brosplit gains are outa this world

what can I do to have bigger biceps? I was told that by ignoring my lower body I can create the illusion of having a bigger than normal upper body, is this real?

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>>38950663
This is now a low test thread.

>>38950927
Man I would totally not impregnate that

>>38950927
Go fuck a stick skinny chaser

>>38950785
Nice

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>>38950927

>not competing in power eating

Competitive eating general, /ceg/ is the only worthwhile thread on this whole general.

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I... I don't know what to do. I can't just stop eating.

>>38951208

> yfw hamboiga was an autoimmune disease the whole time

woah

>>38950795
>only double
lmao2chins

>>38950830

Stopped reading at first line

Are you in london by any chance?

not really a dyel asian here but I'll bite anyway
<bully arrives at gym
<he runs straight to the bathroom looking at me awkwardly
<
stop deadlifting my plate and leave the barbell on the deadlift rack
<walk to the bathroom looking around so nobody notices my plan
<hear the bully trying to put his fake arm cast on
<he is struggling
<burst through the door
<take the fake cast from his hands
<throw it at the ground
<it snaps in half
<he looks at me super embarassed
<walk out of the bathroom
the idiot ended up cleaning his own asshole haha lmao

>>38950927
STICCCCCK
STIIIIICCCCCKKKK

I am sexually attracted to woman

fucking lanklets, when will they learn?

>>38953476
I like having consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

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>>38950760
>to intelligent to eat

Anon I have an iq of 130 and a bmi of the same number. Post this again and we'll send your skelly ass to whale-jail.

Pic related is you

>>38950741
Remember to boil your food so that the calories are burned before you eat anything.

>>38950927
pls be in Mexico City

>tfw oneitis gf

Pic related...

>>38950760
Is using the word "to" instead of "too" part of the joke?

>>38950927
S T I C C

>>38954670
>ham
> high iq
pick one

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Anyone else /lastsipoftheday/?

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>>38954670
People don't actually get bmi's of 130 do they
I literally don't believe they get that high

>>38950830

pls tell me this is a reference to that actual fit post.