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Gym Bully General /GBG/ 2016-10-03 15:13:59 Post No. 38941360
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Welcome to /GBG/, for the purpose of being a better gym bully. Share stories, strategies, tactics, and techniques to be the alpha of your gym.
Here's one that happened about two weeks ago:
>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>especially for my age
>6'4" 235 lbs 12% bf
>hanging out with my boys in front of the gym
>just wrapped up a killer leg day so we're smoking some cigs and shooting the shit (if you've never had a post workout cig you're a faggot plain and simple)
>bullshitting around and catcalling the sluts going into and out of the gym
>see a minivan roll into the parking lot and drop off a kid about 25 yards out
>minivan speeds away, check the driver it's a haggard, fat old soccer mom
>kid's walking over to the gym doors, probably like 15 years old, 250+ pounds, cokebottle glasses, acne all over, greasy long hair, the works
>just as he passes by us i call out "what's up shamu?"
>he stops and looks over to us
>"long way from sea world ain't you, boy?"
>my buddies and I laugh, high five each other, he just stands there and looks at us dumbfounded
>i sip my protien shake and say, "what you just gonna stand there starin' like a retard? we don't like fatboys like you 'round here"
>i flick my cigarette butt at him, he flinches and starts walking away looking for him mom's van
>my buddies throughout all this are cracking up
>kid realizes his mom has left, pulls out his cellphone i assume to call her to come pick him up
>walk over to him and smack it out of his hand
>it breaks on the pavement
>"nah, you look like you could use the exercise"
>my buddies lose it, the kid is shaking and staring up at me with tears in his eyes
>"go on now boy, get. 'fore you make me mad"
>he starts heading off out towards the parking lot
>never seen him there again
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Pack up your delusions and gtfo of /fit/.
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>>38941640
Big P's gonna have fun with this one.
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no gym bully pls ;-;
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not really a bully but I'll bite in anyway
>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."
Haven't seen him since. Probably a summer dyel.
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Not gym bully, but ready for anything.
>4th day in gym, 2nd lift day
>go do squats, only doing up to 105 since beginning + doms
>I'm fumbling about a little antsy about being new weirdly calm.
>dude in hoodie next to me doing his thing ignoring me, cool cool he won't bug me
>I do my 2nd warmup set and drop weights in his direction after deloading
>completely embarrassing
At this point I should have been gym bullied
>but nope he ignores and rests for his next set
>I lean against mirror, he can't see me lookin
>he sits and looks at his phone, with hoodie up
>get triggered, what if this nigger is from 4chan and trying to film me fuckin up??
>ready to go off if he tries something
>nothing happens
>finish all my exercises, nobody bothered me, was a fine workout
Sorry this was a waste of time anons.
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>>38941360
I can't believe people take time out of their day to make this shit up
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>>38941360
>'Hey do you need those plates?'
>Yeah but I'll be done in a sec
>Proceed to do my famous 100x1 set
D E V I L I S H
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>>38941360
>'Hey how many sets do you have left?'
>Just 1 man
>He doesn't know I'm on my 1x100 workout
D E V I L I S H
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>>38941776
hahahaahaha
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>>38941909
Found the asian dyel.
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>>38941992
with the proper 3 minute rest i imagine
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>>38941992
>>38942016
Godly test right here.
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Don't bully at the gym. It's honestly a safe space where humans are their most vulnerable.
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>>38941360
> itt we imagine the insane boredom and loneliness OP must live in to create such stories
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