/fit/ Humor Thread

What mode is this

>>38941171

Quadlet Mode, achieveable by only doing Deadlifts and following the Cheeseburger/Creatine Diet

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>>38941165

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>>38941198

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>>38941198

ahh yes the classic. I was in that thread, really upset about how this guy is inflating fat womens ego's


THAT FUCKING SMUG WHALE THOUGHT SHE DESERVED EVERY BIT OF THAT AND IT ENRAGED ME ALL BECAUSE OP WAS A DESPERATE FAGGOT

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>>38941211

Anyone got the doctors responding to /fit/ memes one?

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>>38941232

>>38941165
Your 1 rep max

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>>38941258

>>38941258

kek

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>>38941258
Fucking legendary

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>>38941165

>>38941198
ugh, maybe he likes fat chicks i dunno

>>38941374

Holy shit I remember this being advertised

>>38941411

I thought this was a shop at first but there I noticed someone like this in real life.

Poor kid on the train. Was hiding away because he was clearly embarrassed by it.

>>38941425
that long commute back to the Norte dame bell towers...

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>>38941165

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>>38941468

>>38941190
weighted genuflect

>>38941416
breeehs

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>>38941165

>>38941579
Can someone post the original of this?

>>38941707

When was the last mong sighting?

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>>38941803
last week actually

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>>38941743

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>>38941789

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>>38941839
I bet half of /fit/ is better qualified to be a dietician than that fat bitch

>>38941851

its funny how 99% of Women who are dietitians are landwhales

>>38941872
don't forget ministers of health

>>38941839
>>38941579
/fit/ never disappoints, gentleman and a scholar

>>38941237
Talebs profile pic looks like smug pepe

>>38941872

>dietician roomate
>gives me actual good nutrition advice
>feels good

they aren't all bad

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>>38941906

>>38941185
>quadlet
>has quads bulging out

do you know what muscle group the quads belong to anon I'm genuinely curious

>>38941258
>not including pre madonnas

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>>38941165

>>38941416
H I G H T E S T
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>>38942344
In the late XIX century testosterone was half figured out by a Harvard dude who injected mammalian testicle extract into himself, and praised it as some kind of rejuvenating elixir.

Wouldnt be surprised if people were actually injecting bull nut juice.
In fact seeing that bbers nowadays dont hesitate in using chinese bathtub concoctions, it seems pretty reasonable.

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis

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>>38942381
kek

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>>38942446
>Thank you Smesh it Sis
>tfw a meme supreme

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>>38941165

>>38942567
FYUCK YOU

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>>38942628

>>38942446
Thank You Smesh It Sis

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>>38941411

>can't even hang himself

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>>38942567

>>38942696
Hello 9friend

>>38942567
fuck you

>>38942628
Why would you actually have 4 of those monstrosities.
Literally fucking why

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>>38942567

mummy no

>>38942567
fug

>>38942567
i thought the mods purged this shit a long time ago

>>38941968
Taleb IS one smug motherfucker. Fuck-you-money and a good deadlift will do that to you.

>>38942446
Thank You Smesh It Sis

>>38942567
lkj

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>>38942567

>>38942446
thank you smesh it sis

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>>38941171

Saxton hale mode

>>38941411
this kid should have gone into mma

Immune to chokeholds

>>38941839

I think she meant Dark Chocolate as in Black men

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>>38942567

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>>38942567
Fuck you

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

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>>38941211
holy fuck

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
f
u

>>38942567
FUCK. YOU.
People who post this shit should be permabanned.

>>38942567
Lel

>>38941416
The Klinefelterest.

>>38942567
Y

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>>38941839
To be fair, dark chocolate does have antioxidants and shit in it that would make it a better dessert.
Or is that a meme?

>>38942567
Cucker

>>38943014
Lidia Valentin, bronze medal in Rio 2016, and probably silver medal in Beijing 2008 and gold medal in London 2012, due to the recent desqualification due to dopping of the other athletes.

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
Fuck ou

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>>38942446
thank you smash it sis

>>38942567
why u do dis

>>38942333
had a chubby bitch suck me off in the park and when she was still on her knees i ran, she supplied weed too so she couldnt get up let alone run

>>38942481

you know how fucking toxic would be to inject semen into your body?

not even speaking about how toxic would be to inject that shit directly into your blood

>>38942567

very clever

>>38943424
Yea if you eat it in somewhat moderate amounts

>>38943697
I wish I could nut from blowjobs.
I would have had to smash that chubby bitch for nearly a half hour before I nutted. Would have probably accidentally made her cum a few times.

Lucky bastard.

>>38942804
5*

>>38942567
babolingy

>>38942567
what a bitch

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh It Sis

>>38942446
smesh it sis

at 3:30
https://youtu.be/23mnYwbQYec?t=3m30s

>>38943245
>>>/pol/
You think l don't remember those threads?

>>38942567
fakayu

>>38941185
You're legitimately retarded

>>38941296
New here, so lots of milk is a bad idea at protein?

>>38942446
Thank You Smesh It Sis

>>38942446
THANK YOU SMESH IT SIS

>>38942355
to be fair to that anon there's a precedent in using the -let suffix in a completely retarded way, as in "lanklet".

If

>>38941579
Fuckin saved, never seen that before.

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>>38942628
I actually love his channel but I'm crying here.

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>>38941258
i was in that thread

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>>38942567
you're all free now

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

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>>38941165

>>38942567
really sneaks up on you doenst it

>>38943424
theres still a lot of sugar and fat. unless you go with like the 80%+ dark. i get raw cacao powder and put it in protein shakes, its way better

>>38942567
why

>>38942567
fuck you

>>38944389
Jesus Christ I got a call from a physical therapy clinic just by watching that.

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
Fug

>>38942446
thank you smesh it sis

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>>38941235
here ya go

>>38942567
Rip

>>38942567
DAMNIT

>>38942567
fock ye

>>38942567
kike

>>38942446
Thank You Smesh It Sis

>>38944438
this

>>38941165

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVXdxaaRiAU

For myself. Never lift for women as they're trash tier.

>>38942567
Shit

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38942281

4th pic, thats not a scarf

>>38944845
kek

>>38942567
BGGG

>>38942567
why

>>38942446
Thank You Smesh It Sis

>>38942567
:(

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
noo

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>>38941165

>>38942446
thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
these posts are insane

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942446
>Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
faggot

>>38941165
Looking for any caps of that thread from the guy who to see the doctor with his sis?

I can't describe it but he had really bad english, kept describing random details when anons asked him what he meant and kept focusing on the fact his sister had to get weighed in her underwear?

Sorry for shit description guys.

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh It Sis

>>38942567
cunt

>>38942567
fcuk

>>38942567
kek

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>>38941600
Underrated

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>>38942281

>>38942707
topkekekeekek

>>38944776
Haha I remember that. Need to post the original for context tho.

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>>38942567

>>38942707
ayyyyyy

>>38941847
oh my fucking god

>>38942567
Ayeee

>>38942567
heck

>>38942567
your own mum will die in her sleep tonight unless you unpost this shit

>>38942567
fuck you

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38942567

>>38941190
That's my favorite exercise

>>38942707
kek

>>38942446
thank you smesh it sis

>>38944389
is this the worst of the worst or just the norm among crossfitters?

>>38944389
Watch this with the benny hill music in the background, makes it a million times better

>>38944438
Dont you mean whey better

>>38942567
fuck off /b/

>>38942567
meh

>>38942567

wew

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>>38942281
Holy fuck

>>38941362
awwi miss tinytrip. did he die?

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>>38941258
have not laughed this hard in awhile

>>38941258
that was the best thread

>>38946306
I'm only mad the screen cap missed pre Madonna and the rest of his butt hurt

>>38944389
>he doesn't hammertire
Never gonna make it

>>38942567
i luv me mum

>>38942567
...

>>38942567
Bazinga

>>38942567
pls no

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>>38942707

>>38942567
Candito

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>>38942567

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contribootin

>>38942446
Smesh it Sis

>>38942628
Is this even legal?

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38942446
Thank you, smesh it sis.

>>38942567

i dont like you

>>38942567
faggot

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>>38944845
>>38944776

>>38942567
pls no killerino

>>38942446

Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
hc

>>38943424

What the actual study said that if you eat a cup of straight 100% cocoa every day, it was kinda good for you.

Don't trust the media

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
pls

>>38942446
that you Smesh it Sis

>>38941820
That's good, I've missed having that retard on here. With all the other trips gone, we need that nigga.

>>38942567
Noo

>>38942281
Ironically very good at her job though.

Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38941258
unforgettable thread, so glad i was in it. Op was really buthurt by the end of the ordeal.

>>38941968
good. taleb is the fucking truth

>>38942567
made me laugh

>>38942567
No

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38942567
ok

>>38942567
ugh

>>38942355


quadlet detected

the quadriceps are hip flexors, in that they drive the knee upward/forward.

Don't quadsplain me boy I can name every muscle in the lower body with ease and quadlets are inherently inferior athletes as well as aesthetic wise

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

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Nothing funnier that a one way ticket to snap city

>>38942446
THANK YOU SMESH IT SIS

>>38942567
nyet

>>38941258
Was there for this one, classic roasts all around

>>38942446
>Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
asshole

>>38941411
I had a 3rd cousin with this shit, born without 2 vertebrae in her neck. She was picked on relentlessly and was apparently a fucking maniac kicking the shit outta bullies.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

>>38944109
Yes and no. I went from weak shit in Jr. High, able to only bench 80 god damn, to 130 now with a light exercise routine and tons of cheese. I lost ~ 50 fatty pounds, am able to actually do 5 and 10K, and feel healthy as fuck. I'm vegetarian, so cheese, beans, and lentils are my protein life (broccoli is a bit expensive down here).

I've lately been increasing by 5 lbs on my bench every week because of a new diet I'm on. Maybe one day I'll be able to do my weight... and then some. I'll never give up, I've come so far!

>>38942567
Fik

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A classic

>>38941185
Well we found out who doesn't hit legs really fast.

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>>38941165
>there are people in these threads that can't even do 10 pushups

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38942567
Motherfucker

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>>38942567
Jokes on you, my mums already dead.

>>38941411
u jelly bro

>>38942567

>>38941190
Tbh that looks kinda fun

>>38942567
Lul

>>38942567
come on man

>>38941171
ss 100% completion mode

>>38942567
cool

>>38942567
mama no

>>38942567
kys

>>38947455
How the fuck do I read this abomination of a collage

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis

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>>38942567

>>38942567
kys

>>38942567
eat shit faggot

>>38942567
wew

>>38942567
fk

>>38942567
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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>>38941190

>>38942567
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>38942567
okay

>>38942567
shit

>>38942567
fuck off

>>38942446
THANK YOU SMESH IT SIS

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis.

>>38942392
>mfw the wrestler in the left corner gets KTFO by a flying chair

Didn't see that shit coming, did ya?

>>38942567
hi

>>38942481
>you mean sandow invented the needle years before its invention?

he is smarter than the average bber

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>>38944776
THIS WAS MY OC I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS INTO A MEME

>>38944389
>why is this even allowed??

>>38944389
amount of pullups done in entire video = 0

>>38942567
made me reply

>>38942567
Fuck you

>>38942446
Thank you smesh it sis

>>38941324
Read it again senpai, he said she manipulated her myspace picture to look way fitter than she is irl and he fucked her anyways.

>>38942567
Fucking faggot

>>38942567
Delete thust

>>38948544
*this

>>38943424
>>38943794
yea, but not the dark chocolates she is recommending. MMs no matter the branding is full of sugar, you need to go like 70-80%+ dark chocolate.

>>38947690
I almost laughed

>>38942567
bad

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>>38942567

>>38942446
thank you smesh it sis

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>>38942567
.

>>38942567
why the fuck am i so superstitious

>>38942567
not on my watch!

>>38942567
Reported

>>38942446
thank you smesh it sis

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>>38941411

>>38943827
Why do you lie on the Internet, anon?

>>38942567
wtf anon

>>38948466
Thank you for providing the content anon, the Ripp tinder meme is my new favorite

>>38942567
Fuck u

>>38942567
fuck you for posting this

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38942567
cunt

>>38945226
Lmao

>>38946560
Funny, but to be fair, citing "evolution" as a reason to take actions is fucking stupid. Why are you killing everyone with an IQ under 100? "Uh, literally evolution!" Why are you blocking health care to people under 6 feet? "Erm, literally evolution!"
Just something to keep in mind.

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>>38942567

>>38947837
I'm sorry anon :(

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>>38945118

I'm here brother.

>>38944668
>>38941235

"poop in the loop"?

>>38945274
The original:
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/

>>38942539
Thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
(You)

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>>38941190
His speed! ... It's... Incredible!

>>38942567
ok

>>38941237
>ay-rab
>anti-education
go figure

>>38948878
Np. I guess I'll have to post more so more mark memes can be made

>>38942567
Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38942567
pls no

>>38942567
got eeeeem

>>38942567
Boii

>>38942567
nigger faggot

>>38942567
aight

>>38941435
underrated

>>38942567
Here we go

>>38947715
kek Good one

>>38949446
>In the business world, commoditization starts to occur in the latter stages of a product’s life cycle (the so-called “golden years”). Consumers no longer respond to aggressive marketing in support of a distinct brand in the marketplace, and with no evidence of meaningful differentiation, sales are driven by price, which drives down margins for manufacturers. Standardization becomes the driving force, as those manufacturers chase lower quality options in order to battle those falling margins.

He's not anti-education, dipshit. He's pointing out the fact that our society puts so much more money into sports than into science. There's just not enough money, and so the Wal-Marts of scientific research are taking over. When scientific research turns into a funding feeding frenzy, nobody can afford to spend time independently verify results and repeating experiments. All fact-checking goes out the window, and people start to take advantage of this by cherrypicking results to generate publications. These flaws in our knowledge base continue to be propagated and often they're based on shoddy research at best.

Think of what we are already accomplishing now, in our current drought, and imagine what we could do with a healthy scientific community. But research isn't as cool, so here we are.

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>>38942707
lel

>>38942567
fuck off

>>38942446
Thank You Smesh It Sis

Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38942567
puta chinga de madre

>>38942567
I'm still honestly loling when it comes to Alola forms.

>>38942446
Thank you Smesh it Sis

>>38942567
(you)

>>38949174
Based.

Thanks Anon!

>>38942567
fuck off

>>38944389
>that guy with the Christmas lights
>he says it makes his body lighter

>>38942567
i fucking hate you

>>38942446
thank you smesh it sis

>>38942567
fgt i thought these were all done forever ago

>>38942567
I don't want that though.

>>38942567
help

>>38942567
Fuck uuu

>>38942567
Go fuck yourself

>>38948466
SORRY FOR LONG POST HERE'S A POTATO xD