What can we expect in 2030 /fit/?

>>38932019
If she is right, hopefully time machines will have been invented so we can go back to a time when women didnt look like this

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Hopefully the path to this

>>38932057

I have always said my goal in bodybuilding is to become a Space Marine; gotta get on dat dere gene-seed after this cut to start my official path to the Adaptus Astartes.

>>38932057
In which universe does a basketball player wheigh fucking 350lbs

>>38932186
I'm pretty sure even shaq wasn't 300

>>38932057
is that even anatomically possible?
are human bones strong enough?

>>38932209
shaq is 344lbs

>>38932186
>surprised wh40k fluff is written by dyel melvins
Seriously lad.

>>38932057
>nerds in charge of basketball player size

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>>38932256
It's a fucking spess muhrine, they're literally >genetics out the ass because they've basically been bukkake'd on by a demgod

>>38932582
*demigod

>>38932019
Hopefully we start swinging back towards a healthier society

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Desu sempai, I'd settle for Ogrynmode.

>listen to Rednex x f

>>38932256

it's fiction. Technically a full trained and genetically modified space marine can:

>spit venom
>two hearts means more oxygen in blood
>bones are hardedend with advanced metal and plastic materials
>cannot feel pain
>can virtually survive open space with their special sweat and body fluids
>brain is faster, can make faster high speed reaction than any normal human
>even with their power armor, they can move faster than a professional spinter

some shit like that

oh yeah, Orkz can do that and they are natty

>>38933768
>bones are just super dense, fused ribcage is like a cuirass
>eidetic memory
>severals times stronger and faster than any human, without the armour
>spit venom
>can see in the dark, have eagle vision
>can smell shit from miles away
>can eat the flesh/brain of foes and absorb the genetic "memory"
>can hear shit from miles away
>reflexes several orders faster than any human
>practically 8ft tall

Orks are shit-tier, how dare you compare them to the glorious Astartes you heretic

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>>38933768
>>38933907

If more than two orks gather literally anywhere they act as a living Jack3d, all-roid and OGH (orkoid growth hormone) dispenser system for each other; they get so hyped for face-bashing that their bodies just start growing bigger and bigger as soon as they get to it.

This means: there is no such thing as rest days for orks. Orks don't face-bash, then rest and grow bigger, orks DIRECTLY grow bigger by face bashing. 8 hour arms? Try 24 hour WAAAAAAGH! LEAVIN ORKMANITY BEHIND GEDDON YA GIT

>>38933970
Excuse me but spess mehrens are practically /fit/ when we actually lift

>physically imposing
>strong
>fit
>unable to relate to normal humans
>borderline autistic im social situations
>spend most spare time training or alone

>>38932186

Yao

>>38933768
>>cannot feel pain
It'd be edgier if they felt pain but just "ignored" it imho.

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>>38932019
It is completely unfathomable to me how a person can legitimately say something like this.
Even in cases where successful people spout narcissism, I find it somewhat off-putting, but at least they achieved something. In her case she is honestly just fat - that's it.
It makes me cringe just to think about acting in such a way as those fat-is-beautiful women.

>>38932019
Would wreck. HNNNNNG. Where are my brehs?
HIGHTEST
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Less white people.

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>>38933768
>Orks
>natty

in the grim darkness of the far future there are only roids

btw, how can i become enforcer mode?

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>>38934715

>>38932019
>those boots with those jeans and that shirt
>literally the same haircut as the 1980s chick
>evolved

>>38934787

Fat chicks have the tightest vagina's, man.

>>38934764
I think you mean 'fewer'. Also, good.

>>38934781
blood for the blood god x 666
skulls for the skull throne x 999
maim kill burn x f

>>38932019
19st?

nineteenst?

>>38934839
>666
>999
Tzeentch and slaanesh, please go back to >>38931026

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this is now a 40k thread

>>38934864
i think it's ninteenthst

>>38934816
can anyone confirm this?

a-asking for a freind

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>>38934877
TEE HEE

>>38934878
I suppose anything between 11 and 1 o'clock is well and proper in trouble.

>>38934758
Needs more pixels

>>38934864
>>38934898
19 stone (retardded UK unit, ~120 kg).

All the retards who grew up playing on ipads will be adults

>>38932256
The biggest functioning athlete around atm is Brian Shaw, current WSM. He's 6'9 and 450lbs. Actually very athletic considering his size but nowhere near fit enough to be a Marine. So no, not realistic at all but it's 40k which is just grimdark edgelord shit so who cares.

lel this is funny shit. Maybe theyll be a fat/fit war at some point in our lives. Being persecuted for being a fit person would make me laugh like a madman.

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>>38935081

>>38935123
Hell fucking yes anon now youve got me reading more dredd

>>38935023
>a kid born in the 2000s will be old enough to be a dad

really makes you think

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>>38935157
Prophetic I'd say

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GIMME THE PIE AND NOBODY GETS HURT

>>38932019
i expect for the pendulum to swing around completely, and for the fatty mindset to be lampooned/ridiculed again. you can see it already - people are getting fed up with PC nonsense and everything seems to be moving further and further to the right. a guy can dream anyway.

>>38933970
Don't forget that they're borderline fungus so that they're practically impossible to exterminate.

>be me
>scrawny druggie fugger
>get hit on by this fat emo HAES chick for a while
>become fit
>like every single picture she posts on IG about fat acceptance (she posts like one a day)
>completely ignore her and her fat friends now
Still talk to the fit blonde of the group though, kek

>>38934900
its a meme invented by fat girls to trick people into messing with them

>>38935619
I thought you were talking about liking every one of her pics in the facebook sense of the word like but you're actually just a thawed valley girl fossil come to the future to piss me off

I meant I like every one of her posts as in I double tap them and it says I liked her post

>>38935687
Meant to reply>>38935730

>>38935742
now it makes even less sense good job I'm assuming you don't like the fat positive thing yet you like every pic she posts and then ignore her? how does any of that fit together without being retarded