Fitness/cooking/sexual health

>>38930710
veal

>>38930720
Whats that

>>38930710
Grill up some salmon

>>38930732

Baby cows.

>>38930733

Never cooked fish in my life, but that would be a good idea if I had.

Salad, shitbird.

Add in your meat seperate to respect vegi folks.

And you can show off cooking skills prepping a dank salad. If you can DIY dressing too, props.

>>38930769
I do Spinach, Arugula, Lettuce, Mushrooms, Bell Pep, Cabbage (shredded), Carrots (shredded), Broc, Garbanzo Beans, Avocado, Tomato, R Onion


Shits even vegan.

>>38930710
Cook up a fat steak for you and give her some lettuce and crackers.

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Beans on toast.

I'd try egg plant, it's a pretty easy prep
get an eggplant or two, wash, peel if you'd like. preheat oven to 450 or turn the braiser on
cut rings about an inch to half an inch thick or anywhere in between
Brush slices of eggplant with olive oil on all sides and sprinkle withsaltand ground black pepper.
heat up a pan, add oil, saute until golden
finish in oven with a sprinkle of parmesan.
for sides I'd go some gently steamed and salted broccolini, and some roasted red potatoes ( don't forget to blanch the cunts before you start roasting, it takes less time if you dry them with a paper towel.) roast em with a sprig or two of rosemary and you've got yourself a nice veggie dinner.

Falafel.

Easy as fuck to make and pretty damn tasty. Most of the things you need to a regular bowl/pita can be bought pre-made (if you're lazy) and it shows that you're versed in a kitchen.

>>38930758
it's easy, just imagine you're cooking meat

>>38930758
I'm a chef I got you senpai

Get white swiy fish fillets frozen pre heat oven to 400
toss in lemon dressing (lemon juice orange juice olive oil pepper herbs of your choice make into an immolation don't know it google it)

Melt butter add bread crumbs until thick stir cook for a minute on low heat this is topping for when fish is done

Cook for 12-15mins until soft and flakey pull out spoon on topping add a little paprika for color pop bake into oven for a minute or two and voila.

Shit is exquisite serve with sautéed broccoli and cauliflower

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>>38931119
Pic was on phone posted that from iPad

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>>38930710
>pseudo-vegetarian girl
why are you wasting your time

fuck all these ideas suck for first time cooking together. get bottle of wine. get some pizza dough from a local place, cook some butternut or acorn squash in the oven till soft, mash that shit up, use it as sauce on the pizza, add whatever toppings your faggot asses want, cook eat, get buzzed, then bang. very simple. thank me later