>>38923416
>tfw to intelligent for dumbbells
>>38923416
tfw too patriotic for russian twists
>>38923428
>tfw you have no face
>too alive for deadlifts
>tfw always get doubles so can't do singles
>>38923513
>not putting the punchline at the end of the joke
>tfw pay too much rent to squat
>tfw too hard to do ez bar curls
>tfw too british to do french presses
>tfw too pacifist to do military presses
>tfw too vegan to work hamstrings
>>38923416
literally the first thread this week that used this meme correctly
>tfw too beta to decline press
>>38923572
>1472438677541s
Kill yourself.
>tfw too urban for farmer's walks
>>38923416
>too vegetarian for calf raises
>Tfw too vertical for lateral raises
>>38923513
Check this out
>Sober so can't use any BarBells
>>38923922
wtf...
>>38923922
Bam, cheggit
>Not enough tits for push ups
>tfw too sure of myself for shrugs
>too apathetic for chinups
>>38923513
These are called singles
>too late for good mornings
>>38924132
And these are doubles
>too dirty for cleans
>>38923706
Underrated
>tfw too straight for curls
>My name is James
>Cant jack off
>Bench press
>in the jury
>cable rows
>kayaking championships on Shaw box®
>>38924168
wouldn't that make it even more important to clean?
>tfw never get doubles
>lying hip thrusts
>my hips don't lie