/fit/ Halloween costumes

>>38922934
Gonna be a Slav. Adidas track suit, dress shoes, flatcap, gold chain, and a bottle of vodka. Squat around the party, and a wifebeater underneath in case I get hot and/or wanna show off upper body.

Perfect excuse to get shitty and act like a dick.

>>38922934
>no fucking Spartans edition

fuck off, if I wanna be a Spartan there is nothing you can do it abt it

if I shake this lazyness from saturday I'll look for my pictures and just upload them to piss you off

fucktard

:^)

>>38922934
Would cringe a million times harder seeing that Pikachu costume than a DYEL in a spartan costume

Video for inspo

https://youtu.be/pqcK41FGryk

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>>38922934
>hello, im a homosexual manchild whose face is so hideous im willing to suffer in a small plastic mask all night. Please sleep with me
>>38922943
Lazy costume for lazy niggers

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>>38922934
>implying I have anywhere to wear a costume to

>>38922952
What will be your name? Piotr? Vladimir?

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>>38922977

Better off going as brad from troy or inglorious than fight club. Iconic but only pitt can pull it off

I'm gonna be Julian from Trailer Park Boys

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>>38922952
Are you in Europe? I don't know that many people outside of 4chan or people who travel to Europe would catch it. It'd still be kek worthy to me

>>38922959
:^)

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>>38923016
Oh yeah that reminds me

>>38923032
Id kek irl if i saw that but some stupid fucking sjw might get triggered and kill your buzz

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>>38922934
Would it be a mistake?

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>Halloween
>not going as the joker
ishygddts

>>38923032
Hilarious and get expelled from college tier

Do it fgt

>>38923069
More like "don't get shot by the police" tier.

>>38923045
No

>>38923086
Thatd be more of a problem for >>38922943

>>38923020
Thinking about going as ricky, i could have his hair if i blow dried it

>>38923020
Top kek

>>38922934
Gonna wear blackface and a #BLM shirt :^)

Is elvis a fit approved costume?

>>38923045
normies might not get it, then you have to explain is from an animu, then social shame for watching animu

I plan on being a Disney Princess for Halloween. I got the confidence to pull it off and girls will be all over me.

I'm going as a CIS scum. Basically painting myself all white and then painting a blackface on myself. :^)

>>38923096
Anyone who's not white gets shot.

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>>38923106
beat ya to it

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>>38923056
I concur

>>38922934
>tfw started my bulk early september

maybe next year...

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>>38923272
What a hero

>>38923045
No idea who this is. Looks gay though.

>>38923272
Delete this so the normies don't find us

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I'll be in London this year so I don't know what I can get away with.

Do you fags even celebrate Halloween over there?

I'll probably be Thor again

>>38922934
He-man with a boombox playing "HEYEYEA FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT" and answering every comment that includes "He-man" with "did you just assume my gender?"

Anyone have an idea where to get a cheap He-man costume?

>>38922934
>implying I'll have any friends this time around to go to parties with

I'll just spend it as I usually do. In front of my computer screen, wondering how life pass me by.

>>38923550
>again
Post pic

Trump

I'll go as scissors hands. Too skelly for anything else.
Would go as princess or Harley queen but I don't want my co workers to know that side of me yet

>>38924588
I actually don't have any. I was just a viking last year technically, was fun.

I'm 6'4 220 with long blonde hair :^)

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Captain Haddock cause at least I can grow a beard

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Starting construction on this next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZFdKW43yGM

>>38922934
Already dropping some weight for my Finn costume

>>38924859
I'm sure you are faggot

>>38922952
>>38923021
America here, my roommate did this last year and people thought he was Eminem KEK

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>>38924982

>>38925073
jesus christ how horrifying...

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>>38925073
That is almost the stuff of nightmares.

Why not go war boy?

>>38924932
Why are you so mad? How short are you that this triggered you?

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>>38925073
kek

>>38924982
just ash's cap and wear whatever, low effort ironic cosplay at its finest :^))))

>>38925073
i wonder how much he got paid

>>38925121
>implying it was your height what triggered me and not your perfect pale skin color
>tfw shitskin

>>38923272
Is there video?

>>38925135
Sorry friend.

Try being Luke Cage or something m8

>>38925135

>perfect pale skin

Grass is always greener. I'm jelly of light skinned darkies cause of that tall dark handsome meme

>>38925163
>falling for some instagram meme
Women crave the big white cock, stop falling for social media bullshit

>>38925163
>>38925289
Both of you are wrong. Women like halfricans.

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I already got long hair and Im bulking so I might aswell be bucky from the civil war thing

I could get a little lazy getting all the military clothing and the silver arm thou :^)

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Can anyone pull big boss off?

>>38925163
>>38925289
>>38925308
Reminder that you're all retarded, different people have different tastes. Except the tall part every bitch on that 6' & over bs.

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>>38922934

>>38925367
>big boss(naked snake)
>posts solid snake
Kys

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>>38923272
The king of the jungle.

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>>38925356
>silver arm
Wrap your arm in tinfoil.

>>38925412
Mirin

>>38925442
yeah I might do that if I can't think of a better alternative

>>38925458
>leather jacket
>black turtleneck
>tinfoil around one arm
>edgelord facial expression

u got dis pham

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>>38925565
hah, specially the edgelord thing, right?

pic related, some day I was fucking around doing some yohimbine pills, couldnt breathe over the miligram scale or I could fuck the whole thing up

migh aswell change to a black clothe for the costume

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>>38922934
I might use one of my old protein jars, paint it mustard yellow and be a lego-man

body should be easy to do with a cardboard box

>>38925611
Oh it's you, the long hair guy always in all those ideals threads, yeah you'd make a good Winter Soldier senpai

>>38926688
sup lol

>>38923045
If anyone criticizes you just punch them.

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>>38922934
Why is the tail coming out of his ass and not the tailbone?

>>38925136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2tXn-veh8

>>38923001
Boris
>Why always Boris?

>>38925442
Mirin tiddies

>>38923272
>>38927205
>THE LAND OF THE FREE

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this one

>>38923550
Sort of. It's just an excuse to get drunk and we hate trick or treaters though.

We don't full autism over it like Amerifats but it's a decent excuse for fancy dress and getting completely shitfaced

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>>38922952
Dress shoes? why no Adidas superstar?

Richard Simmons

>>38923272

A hero

>>38923550
L O N D O N
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>>38927164

We'll tell you when you're older.

I'm going to be in tenerife for Halloween I've realised. Won't be any shirts in sight

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The choice is obvious

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>tfw not big enough to be Green Lantern

>>38923272
>niggers protest the police
>niggers call the police when confronted with an opposition

Wew

>>38930658
>mixed
>Otter mode
I could pull that off

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>>38923177
lmao
One Punch Man is literally Normie: The Anime

>>38925412
>tfw ywn wake up to this

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this mixed with some kinda tracksuit because I hate myself

>>38931271
Yeah I'm sure the group of girls in cat outfits will know all about One Punch Man

Mr clean. Already shave my head so just need some white pants and I'm set.

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>2016
>Not choosing to go as a cow boy and an indian with your bf
What are you, a bigot ?

>>38931758
You'll be surprised

>>38927421
Too fancy

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I went as this trap to graduation day.

>>38923045
>>38931271
>>38923465
OPM is so normie my friend saw it on tv in a fucking pizza hut

[spoiler]it's still good[/spoiler]

>>38932014
Pretty based Pizza Hut desu. Probably some weeb/stoner manager put it on.

>>38931725
Delocated?

>>38931975
i thought traps looked like girls?

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>>38925112
OP from yesterday here. I'll probably be going as a Lost Boy

>get to be shirtless
>minimal paint/makeup work
>most people will recognize it so I don't have to explain what it is the whole time

Thanks for the idea, anon

>>38924982
Mfw I have that squirtle costume. Wore it to a bunch of bars last Halloween, it looked hilariously shitty and was very well received.

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I'm a five star man

>>38931975
This. Women honestly love joke costumes where muscular men dress as scantily clad women. I went as a slutty cat wearing a seriously short crop top, a short leather skirt, ears, and a tail one year. You have no idea how many women grabbed my ass or tried to cop a feel.

>>38923550
I'll be in London too. Wondering this as well.

>>38925389
And the handsome part. Ladies love a tall handsome man.

>>38933168
There's no way that guy's 5'11 175

>>38925073
Someone photoshop the JUST guy's eyes on here

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R Y U
Y
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>>38925163
The "tall dark and handsome" doesn't mean nigger, it means a fucking tan.

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>>38924982
>>38925073
>>38933623

Fugg, I tried.

>>38935213
>those misaligned eyes
JUST

>>38935275
>that misaligned soul

Of course you have to go Van Darkholme, what are you all gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTRUFIa6R0A

>>38932892
I already have my nightman costume and my buddy is going as dayman. Neither of us are /fit/ tho

>>38924907
Shit mate I haven't met anyone who's seen this movie. So good.

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How has this not been posted yet? It's even hotter now that it's playing a semi-prominent role in national politics

It'll make stupid ignorant brainwashed fuckface shitheads real mad because they'll recognize it as "that nazi frog"

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>>38924962

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>>38931820
That's the lone ranger and tonto, you underage phaggot

I'd go as pink guy. Simple costume, you can ask for pussy without being a creep (kek) and the jump suit can show off your gains if you're not dyel

>>38935581
for some reason I feel like pepe wouldn't wear those shorts.

>>38929033
Who dat

>>38925412
Chad is definitely on some pizza

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>>38937662
It's past your bedtime little underage anon.

Fonzy is a good simple costume

>>38923045
Go for it, Anon. Took a picture with a dude who was in this costume at Anime Expo. It was awesome.

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GREEN MAN!
desu most people won't get the reference but I don't want to associate with those people anyway

>>38937285
Those are the shorts you wear when you make it

>>38925073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maBqHjis_cM

>>38927164
Its a squat plug

>>38927391
This
A good suggestion
Some gaming people will get it
To the rest you'll be a solder but who cares

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>>38922934
I'm gonna wear a pic related T-shirt and go as a hobby communist, (helps that I'll be going to my business schools Halloween party)