Ask a GNC employee anything

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>>38914033
does P=NP?

Do you even workout, Pajeet?

>>38914033
why so expensive?
How come none of your employees know shit about suplements and they all keep spouting buzzwords.

>>38914038
debatable

>>38914033
how can i develop a kinematic equation which relates acceleration and jerk?

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>>38914056
of course, Dalton

>mfw white kids that just began lifting and come into my store looking for supplements always have stupid names

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>>38914033
What's the projective cohomology of the affine Grassmannian Hilbert flag stack?

>>38914065
Because most of them are college undergrad swaglords who know nothing about nutrition. Not even going to lie, as long as they are mildly aesthetic, they almost always get hired. Every 18-24 yr old kid that works for us is a fucking tryhard moron on all levels.

>>38914097
3

>>38914081
1. get two twigs
2. rub twigs together
3. drive your car into a wall at 70mph

>>38914088
>shopping at GNC
what'd you expect, Rishi? Anyone that shops there is a moron

>>38914133
Why? On what experience do you base this opinion, Tyler?

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>>38914033
Why everytime I go in for a specific item you faggots always try to shill me to buy moar shit?

>>38914133
:(

Where else would I go?

>>38914168
We really don't want to, the store managers are the ones who pressure us to do so. They get shit from their district managers about sales every month no matter how much product we sell.

>>38914198
Don't listen to Brody, he's on a perma-bulk. We have the items you need, it just depends on what you're willing to spend.