Mirin thread

>>38913975
Be very handsome or have a great body. The only mires I get are looks sometimes when I'm going from class to class on campus and it's only sometimes. They're probably not even mires. I am a smelly lanklet after all

My story is pretty lame, but its always a nice feeling.

>be skinnyfat all my life
>graduate highschool as a skinnyfat
>avoid people and most social situations because im a fucking loser like that
>take up lifting to try and build up a bit of confidence (an increase my plummeting self-esteem
>hot chick from highschool stops at my job
>she looks at me at the counter and physically does a "double-take"
>first words to come out of her mouth are "Holy shit, youre hot"
>smile and thank her (because lacking social skills)

Ive been getting more and more attention as i slimmed down and started toning up. I feel more comfortable talking with people in general, but my flirting game is still garbage.

>>38914051
>smile and thank you

There was nothing wrong with what you did, anon

>>38913975
Fuck brahs

>Squat warmup
>Load 3 pl8, behind me 2 qts staring at my squat rack
>Kill that shit
>When i turn around, qt 1 moves her eyes fast like she were looking at my ass
>I mumble "strong ass eh?"
>She does that Stacy face
> I say with a grin "only meat for him"
>She responds so, youre gay?
>I, trying to be funny, pretend to be gay
>Mutherfucking Stacy calls her gay friend across the gym to introduce me to him
>ABORT ABORT
>start talking with the guy all stupid and girly and shit
>Everythingtofuckstacy
>"Well i hace to go, bye"
>As im going..he slaps my ass
>Stop, turn around and make a gay noise

What the fuck is going on with me

>>38914142
lMAO

>>38914142
you're really good at being gay.

>>38914142
that's sexual assault

>>38914142
>make a gay noise
What did he mean by this?

>>38914142
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>Working out for second time this year
>3 guys compliment me during my water breaks
>"Thanks man I'm trying"
>Still 15 lbs to drop

Feels good man

>>38914051
>toning up

>>38914276
I'm curious too
He could be moaning like a girl but in a gay way lmao

>>38913975
Did they fuck?

> looks at you when you talk to them

fuark mires general? mires general

>>38914142

> he grins after i make the noise
> grabs me by the waist and leads me to the bathrooms
> shit, shit, try to get away
> stacy goes 'oh how sweet you two love each other'
> fuck
> can't disapoint stacy
> he takes me to the bathroom
> starts penetrating my anus
> i turn around and start squealing in a weird gay way
> come buckets

what the hell was that?

>>38913975
Video in the op:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eIdumQbzMT0

>hurr chicks don't like roider physiques

Get real. Look at the way this bitch spills spaghetti from her moist hole.

>>38914780

i didn't really see any blatant mires. just standard awkwardness / banter when ppl do collabs.

she seems like a cool chick btw.

>>38914736
/fit/

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>get consistent mires from underage girls
WHAT IS THIS PAIN

>>38913975
Always a hat. Dude is majorly insecure about his hairline.

>>38914837
fml when 8th graders look at me like they are about to succ the living shit out of me

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>>38913975
Bradley is my motivation

One day I hope to be as fuarkin jacked as he is

Then maybe after that I can try to get as big as Dom

>be on an evening walk the day before yesterday
>lots of students around drinking and whatnot
>a smiling girl in her early twenties walks towards me with her hand ready for shaking
>shake her hand
>"Hey, would you like to go have sex?" she asks
>"I don't think so."
>continue my evening walk

>>38915287
>inb4 bait
u stupid ass motherfucker

>>38915313
All sex outside of a heterosexual marriage is wrong and degenerate. Why would I fuck some drunken slut?

>>38914780
>Look at the way this bitch spills spaghetti from her moist hole.
>n=1

https://youtu.be/2NgdQ-3cAhc
This is still not representative, I know that.

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>>38915325

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>>38915803
Holy kek, Dom is very aesthetic tho

mfw at work
>making pizza
> two girls and mom walk in
> girl looks at me and i feel her looking so i look up and smile.
> mfw she smiles, and hides behind her fat friend
> mfw fattest mexian ass to small waist ratio ever
> mfw her mom asks for application
>mfw shes blushing the entire time in the store while i make pizza and hand it to her.

Happens every day at work. Kinda old but she was smokin

In a crowded club a girl being led by her bf (holding hands) grabbed my arms, started feeling them and winked at me. Too bad I was a clueless 18 year old otherwise I reckon I could have cucked her bf

>>38914142
Fukken XEX

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>>38913975
>Have presentation at school
>Decide to show of my 5month gains
>Tight t-shirt mode engaged
>Eat sandwich before I enter school
>Waiting for elevator
>Group of 3 girls eyeballing me hard
>''Is there something on my face?''
>They just chuckle
>One of them keeps looking at my chest and arms
>Leave elevator
>Mfw I realised what happened

>>38915888
checkd

>>38915325
fucking hell volcels are more autistic than incels

>>38915935
What, they were laughing at your tight t-shirt?

>>38915987
I was mid-bulk and it turned out some fat was coming out from under my shirt. fml.

I turn into a sick cunt dancemachine when i have some drinks. My dance moves are most definitley not good but are bold and i dont give a fuck. Girls are attracted to my energy and constantly touch me, hug, grind, slap my ass, make out etc. Feels good to be treated like a piece of meat but sometimes its straight rape. Also im usually one of the most attractive guys in the club.

>>38914142
>As im going..he slaps my ass
>Stop, turn around and make a gay noise
thx anon

>>38914780
>hurr chicks don't like roider physiques
They don't. They may feel the urge to fuck you, but they would not parade you around as their boyfriend unless they're also roided

>>38916039
No.. you.. you left us..

>>38916039

nice i remember when i went to the club for the first time

>>38914837
>implying this is a negative the fuck underage lolis

>>38916360
Underrated

>>38913975
>face all red
>smaller head than girl
>faggy hat
is he beta?

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>>38915935
>5 month gains

>>38914780
So if I roid I can get a fat tranny like the one in that video?

>>38914309
assuming he never bulked and cut and just lifted while eating more protien then toning up is the correct word

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>>38914142

Happened last night
>at party
>bitch I invited isn't coming
>time to find a new one
>friend and I start chatting up a couple of girls
>somehow get talking about my muscles because everybody knows me as that guy that works out ok much and they think I roid
>start feeling my biceps
>make out and grind with one of them
>little while later were downstairs trying to get a sober ride
>one the girls from before is drunk as shit on the couch
>ANON
>what?
>show me your abs. I want to see your abs
>lift my shirt
>her jaw drops
>4 girls have their hands all over my abs feeling me all over
>leave and fuck the original girl I was trying to fuck

Feels good man

>>38917238
Good job anon

>Be a 21 year old male manlet 5' 8"
>Been lifting for 2 years and put on some muscle
>enjoyingeasygainz.jdp
>Go to social event in home town
>Someone grabs my arm
>'Hey anon! Oh my, I haven't seen you in years!'
>Holy shit
>It's my hot 7th grade milf teacher thats on her 3rd marrige
>We have a chat
>Quite literally stares at my bicep for 10 seconds while talking to me
>Then looks up and randomly checking the rest of me out
>No fucks given
>Her 3rd husband is standing there in silence
>After convo gives me a hug and leaves with 3rd husband

Probably the most interesting mire I have experienced.

>>38914837
It's only illegal if you get busted

>>38913975
why does she look like a penguin?
or a seagull?

>>38914136
this>>38914051
you did fine

>>38915287
Good it was probably trap

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>>38917356
I do not remember typing this

Anyways, here's the qt feeling me up

>>38914736
>"cant disappoint stacy"
fucking perfect lmao

>>38913975

I'm pretty sure brad is autistic but he still has perfect form on all lifts.

>>38915205
>being bigger than the Sun.
You first have to bench the ocean.

>>38914274
HUGH MUNGUS WHAT

>>38920274
As well as being autistic, he's also a colossal homo. Still pretty cool though.

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>>38920347
>just ...
>that's my name

>>38916154
cope

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>back 15 years ago
>take the school like always
>some stops later all the sits are taken except the one besides me
>qt grill ends up taking the sit
>dat smell
>dat smile
>dat everything
>bus takes a quick turn and she collides with me
>touch my chest, arm and everything trying to put herself back together
>hear her friends giggle and mock her
>thought they where teasing her for crashing and touching a hot guy
>turns out they where making fun of her because she bumped with the creep, fat, smelly neckbeard I was 15 years ago
>during that I can hear her whisper a low "eewww"

Pic related is similar to her disgust face

>>38913975
>in my last year of highschool(inb4 underage, I'm not)
>got shredded through summer
>my chest and shoulders look sick through clothes
>everyone is mirin
>freshman girls always in groups and looking at me when I walk
>for some reason I forget how to walk and wonder if I have something on my face
>get the fuck out of there quickly as possible
>still see them looking at a distance
>speed up my walking

making it famiglia

>>38918143
Why didn't you exchange numbers or anything to keep in touch? you could've fucked you are milf teacher.

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>>38920460
Im so sorry lad

>tfw remembering my highschool years

>>38913975
I get mires from girls often enough to know they want me, but I ignore them because I have a bf.

>>38914837
same brehh

>tfw being a fat kid ruined my self-esteem
>don't know wether they're mirin or just looking at something else

what should I lift to fix this?
If they look at you it means they like you, right?

>>38920667
Lift your confidence, brah.

>>38917238
>>38918143
>>38920513
How big are you arms? Just curious what size they start mirin at

>>38916360
He lives on in us all

>>38920667
Similar problem. Chicks expect us to approach and I just don't know how. I literally made my peace back in high school to just work a long job and watch youtube at night as a khv with no friends.

>>38916039
Anyone have that webm of that dyel showing how he dances like /fit/ in the club?

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>Drop into starbucks for that after-lunch coffee with my friend
>barista says "Hey, I remember you!"
>"oh yeah, how so?"
>"You're the Harry Potter guy! And you're the guy with the cool tattoos! (to my friend)"
>mfw

Making it, amirite?

>>38921146
Timestamp daniel pls

Mirin story? Ya I got one. Fags here keep making a thread about me everyday because I'm awesome :)

>>38915287
MAN OF CULTURE
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>>38915287

Sublime.

>>38915287
Good job anon no need to encourage degenerate behavior

>>38920937
15.5", trying to get 16" but that's going to take a while...

>>38914837
>>get consistent mires from underage girls
>not wifing a pure 16 year old who's never been ruined by other guys and then having a long and loving marriage

PLEASE

>>38915935
Pic?

This board probably has the best shitposts because we have the best diet desu

>>38920513
It's a /fit/ goes to university story and all the woman are looking at them giggling and discussing how hot they are.

>>38917094
Not unheard of. Every time I come back to lifting I usually go from 130lb to 170 in about 4 months. I look completely different. And no, I don't just look fat.

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>>38922274
>implying you're not the one making the threads

I'm onto your shenanigans

>be me
>roadtripping with a bunch of friends
>stop at store and pick up supplies
>we have groceries for the next few weeks, snacks, sleeping bags, you name it...
>takes up a considerable amount of room and a few seats and the entire load is split up between a two vehicles
>didn't anticipate this but whatever we'll find a way to make it work
>we decide theres gonna have to be some lap sitting in order for everything to fit
>as we discuss the seating arrangement qt puhtooter decides she'll sit on my lap
>another qt puhtooter sais "but then you won't be able to ride with Stacey" (the first qt's friend who's riding in the other car with her boyfriend)
>qt puhtooter 1 sais " ahh, it's ok I dont mind"
This goes on for awhile to the point it's pretty obvious they're fighting over me.
>I tell both of them to fuck off and have charles my gymbro sit on my lap for the rest of the trip
>his glutes are warm, firm, but also tender
>Keeps my lap warm and testes at optimal temperature for maximum test production
>he tells me my erection feels nice
>he uses it as a foam roller to reduce tension in his glutes
>I cum by accident
>no homo
>I scoop the load out of my underwear and feed it to him because he's low on protein and the whey is in the other car

>>38923414
god dammit

>>38915287
>>"I don't think so."
S O F U C K I N G B A S E D
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>>38923414
D-did anything else happen?

N-no homo, of course ;-;

Probably first time I truly experienced mirin

>driving to a concert
>me, my ex, her bff, her bffs younger sister
>after some hours I feel like a human plank so I say we need to stop for a stretch up
>a little park on the side of a road, little gazebo, picnic table and some benches
>I walk around, do some jumps, like 10 pushups and 10 chinups at the gazebo
>I turn around and my ex is on a phone, but her friend and her friends sister are both looking at me
>I swear the young one is even blushing
>I smile, and they panic, first look at my ex, then start setting up shit on the picnic table
>biggest confidence boost I remember, if someone asked, my dick just grew 5 inches, especially my relationship then was already failing

>>38923652
>we arrive at our destination
>it's a camping lodge type place
>middle of forest with rentable cabins all grouped close together
>it's like a village of small wooden cabins
>we spend the rest of the day unpacking into our cabin
>only store for miles is a small convenient store located in the camp
>sun sets and its beautiful outside
>you can see so many stars it's amazing
>we can hear crickets chirping and a gentle breeze blowing here and there
>just beautiful nature sounds and smells etc etc
>we decide we want to sleep outside for the night
>me and Charles came prepared for this
>went all out when the group was buying supplies
>we got ourselves sleeping bags, pillows, extra blankets, extra warm mittens and matching toe socks, and a tent big enough for the two of us
>the rest of the group unfortunately did not share our foresight
>specifically the females
>Stacey was in ok shape because her boyfriend was there to take care of her and he took care of buying the supplies and stuff for them both
>the other 2 qt puhtooters were stupid and didn't buy a single useful item
>they are visibly upset but intent on sleeping outside
>Stacy and boyfriend are wrapped up in big warm blanket
>me and Charles are in our tent telling eachother ghost stories
>the 2 qt puhtooters come poking their heads in our tent
>interrupts Charles as he's telling me a spooky story of the gains goblins who roam the woods at night looking for gains to steal
>I scream because they startle me
>thought they were the gains goblins coming for me and Charles
>qt "tee-hee sorry anon, did we scare you?"
>me "n-no"
>qt "haha, ok good. Hey umm me and qt puhtooter 2 were wondering if we could sleep with you guys tonight hehe"
>me "why?"
>qt "cus we're cold and didnt bring any blankets hehe, we thought maybe you big guys would like to keep us warm tonight"
>me "hmmm idk, the user manual on this tent said it's only for two people though. What if don't fit?"
Cont

>>38920218
>looks like a slut
>is a slut

wew

>>38923652
>>38924220
>qt "oh anon don't worry, we'll make it fit :) haha"
This continues for awhile until its pretty obvious they want to fuck me and mah boi Charles in exchange for shelter.
>the group had been acting strange towards us ever since the lap incident
>think maybe they are upset with us
>we decide it would be a good idea to be friendly to these puhtooters to make up for it
>tell them it's ok they can have the tent and blankets to themselves
>me and Charles will share a sleeping bag outside
>girls get confused look on their faces
>probably wondering why a couple of alpha chads like us are being so nice to them
>me and Charles squeeze into sleeping bag together
>or bulging muscles pressed up against each other
>his glutes are pressed up against my dick again
>tell him to turn around I dont want to accidently cum again
>he agrees I can't afford to lose amymore protein
>he rolls over and we are now face to face
>it's a bit awkward because our faces our almost touching
>he senses I'm uncomfortable
>he sais "n-no homo, right anon, haha"
>I laugh "right" I respond
>He always knows how to make me feel better
>We kiss eachother in the lips goodnight and go sleep
>wake up next morning and take our first sip

I just started lifting at 20 years old. Did i miss out on the prime age for mirers? The thought of having teenage girls miring me makes me regret so much not starting when I was 15/16

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>>38914142

Breh...

>>38924457

There are chances to be mired everywhere, so long as there is something to mire. High school and Uni are prime for mires because you've got drunk horny chicks everywhere and you're in your prime for making gains.

Other than clubs/bars, there's not really a good concentratuon for chicks in the real world.

Not gonna lie missing out on uni dorm life makes me want to kms pretty bad. As a matter of fact I would off myself tonight if no one was home.

t. Community College lmfaoooo

>>38915803
>Implying they didnt edit the vast majority of girls that picked Bradley over Dom
Nigga please

>>38924533
Fuck, I wasted so much time. My first two years I was a shutin when I could have been mired by some of the hottest girls I'll ever see. Really makes me want to off myself

>be in new class
>constantly make eye contact with qt instructor
>catch her mirin when I'm talking to bros
>make it a point to avoid her at all cost cuz don't want her to think I'm a creep
>see her in the halls
>super awkward between me and her

I wanna take a shot at it, but I'm already too far into the awkward phase that it'll be weird. What you guys think?

I'm a bit barrel-chested with decent shoulder width, so I look stronger than a really am. Occasionally at the local rink, I have reason to leave the dressing room (purchase tape, shower room is closed because of fucktarded junior teams) and I typically do after dressing from pants to skates. The fitted underarmor top I wear under my pads hides my patchy body hair, general paleness, and does a bretty good job of complimenting my silhouette. I'm also 6'4"ish in my skates and I normally have the fullest facial hair, so most puck bunnies give me a good look.

I catch the bored girlfriends in the stands watching me sometimes during drop-in. I'm typically one of the biggest players. I skate decently, hit like a lightning bolt, and make tricky plays on offense, so I stand out from all but the legitimately skilled players. Usually, I take the opportunities to clown their boyfriends once I figure out who they are.

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I'm actually slowly coming to terms with the fact that I'm decently good looking and get a pretty good amount of mires from across the board but

>interacting with >7/10s
>i spill my spaghetti everytime
>is not a good look
>i play it off by acting mostly aloof
>they get bored and move on

>interacting with <6/10s
>they spill their spaghetti everytime
>is not a good look
>i play it off by acting mostly aloof
>they get bored and move on

I almost have too much charisma around <6/10s and am a total cold fish around >7/10s. I end up emotionally avoiding average girls because their obviousness is unappealing and the fact that I'm conscious of it makes it worse, while also emotionally avoiding the above average qts because I put the pussy on a pedestal and the fact that I'm conscious of it makes it worse.

How do I stop this?

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I get mired all the times and it's annoying. Good looking girls will smile, keep eye contact or just make it a little bit obvious they're miring, but THEY WILL NEVER DO THE FIRST MOVE. Meanwhile .. ugly girls and fatties will bump into you and start talking as if you are her brother or some shit.

>>38924801
Body pic pls. I want to know how muchas lifting i need to feel this

>>38924801
Fuck I know this feel and I'm a dyel with an 8/10 face

>>38924688
Man you'll never get another chance like this, fucking do it

>>38924739
What does this even mean.

>>38916381
No you were awkward and stood in the corner trying not to attract attention to yourself.

>>38924855
thats what I'm sayin man

>>38924855
He's so autistic to the point where he cant even communicate through a Mongolian horse-breeding forum

>>38916154

Citation needed

>>38915935
Read this as penetration day

>>38924390
Underated post

Ever since I got /fit/, there's been 3 different girls who asked me out or sort of confessed to me in the office.
Meanwhile the girl I actually fucking like who I work closely with isn't giving me anything, in fact, just recently there was another girl who wanted to get my number, that girl asked the girl I like to get my number and she played along with it.

>>38924390
why the fuck do i keep falling for your story man lmfao

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>>38915287
>"I don't think so."

B R A V O
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>>38915287
Aplha as fuck

>>38913975
>Buying $17 whey protein tub at walmart.
>60 year old cashier who looks like she was a complete skank back in the 50s
>Her: "So this is what you use huh?"
>Me: Uhh what?
>Her: "Well it's working ;)"
I figured it out 5 mins later

>>38923414
>>38924220
>>38924390
VERY INTERESTED

>>38920218
UF or FSU?

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>>38923414

>>38915287
Sure showed that bitch.

>>38924390
Fuckin saved. Thanks anon, I really needed that laugh

>Sucking dick
>Gymbro admires my form, says "Nice, keep your back straight"
>Can suddenly deepthroat
>Wut?

>>38913975
Wear a hat

>Just finished doing squats
>New PR, feeling like sunshine
>Walk towards water fountain
>Haggard lady in late 40's on spinning bike. Looks like she may have been cute at one time, but time has ravaged her badly
>She makes eye contact and quickly looks away
>Walk past her
>Feel like I'm being watched, turn head around
>She very obviously turns her head and stares at floor again
>...Thanks fit?

>>38917191
Hah! Pretty much sums up my impressions as well. Chicks ugly a fuck, with caked on fake-up.

>>38925985
A hole is a hole

>>38923375
Nice try, fatty.

>>38913975
>be me
>fat through middle school, skinnyfat in high school
>start muscling up, loosing fat.
>family gathering
>aunt talking to her parents (my grandparents)
>just in room listening to convo
>she turns to me
>"you know anon, if I were 30 years younger...and obviously not your aunt (she said this bit quickly)...I'd be looking at you quite a bit

thanks /fit/. I owe all my success to you.

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>>38923414
>the whey was in the other car
man...

that's some true friendship right there, giving to your own bro before taking care of yourself.

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>Been powerlifter since middle school but total permabulk
>Decide to cut down this year so I can try to join law enforcement after college
>Get down pretty low and have been putting back on tons lean mass for a while
>Currently 6'4 240 with broad chest and shoulders (still have a thick mode midsection though)
>Get giggling girls all the time at school telling me how I look just like superman or gaston from beauty and the beast
>MFW
Have the same problem though. Not used to female attention, usually decent at body language from police experience but pretty clueless at actually dealing with women.

>>38915935
I really, really like this image. I'm going to save it.

>>38926190
Did she say "Solid" afterwards, anon?

>>38926190
my aunt said the same thing in pretty much the exact scenario

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>>38920667
Iktf anon
>fat for most of life
>now the idea that women could find me attractive just doesn't exist in my mind.
I don't even realize that chicks are into me until someone else points it out

How do I into self confidence /fit/?

>>38924886
I followed along okay, but there issome serious autism going on here

>>38926460
/r/theredpill

>>38926526
Agreed
Just do it anon
Best thing I've ever done
>>38926460

>>38926190
my father once said, "if I were a girl, I'd want to marry you" when rubbing his hands up and down my sides

yes, really

>>38927180
Wait, anon. It seriously sounds like your father not only confessed to you, but also seems to have repressed his homosexuality and in a way, that sounds like he was coming out to you but in a weird sort of way due to traditional upbringing and values embedded into him when growing up.
Also that is an extremely creepy mire, but a mire none the less, despite the incestuous undertones.
Congrats.

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>>38924390

>>38920937
what the fuck i have 16's and this never has happened to me

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

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>>38914142

>>38914837
The best pain.

>>38922967
This is my plan, actually. Well, I won't marry her when she's 16, but do have my I eye on a certain 15-year-old beauty, who is very promising as being a future wife-material woman.

>>38927448
pecs
abs
solid

>>38917210
Toning up has never been the correct term for that you fuckwit

>>38913975
Boring experiences, but still made me feel like I may have a chance of making it.

>running at night with lads
>wearing tank tops or some shit like that
>a group of grills are hanging out
>notice us and start whistling and yelling "sexy" etc
It was a weekend night though, and they were all most likely drunk, so it hardly counts.

>working manual labor in some farm
>absolutely no clouds and sun straight overhead
>feel like im in hell
>lunchtime
>got some grill coworkers who just pick fruit and do the light stuff
>ask if they have any sunblock
>one of them passes it to me
>offers to rub it on me while the others giggle to themselves or some shit
I refused. She supposedly was a slag who slept with most of the guys in the house we lived in. Also too high test for me.

They also may just have been messing with me. I'm too autistic to tell.

>>38914837

This
What do?

16 is legal here but I only get mires from 16-18 yo. No girls older than that though

>>38924888
you didnt have penetration day at your school?

>>38927650
>I only get mires from 16-18 yo
>16 is legal here
Then the issue has solved itself

>>38927650
>What do?
>16 is legal here

>>38914051
>started toning up
you know how I know you're just another dyel thinking he made some gains?

>been told I'm handsome my whole life
>getting fit too 170lb 6ft skinnny low bodyfat
>bartender occupation
>smile really big and always get good tips from the ladies
>even gays are super attracted to me and often uncomfortably forward
>litterally just smile at people and they always mirin when I do
>oh anon you're so cute
>take off shirt
>assymetrical pectus excavatum deformity
Just kill me. I can almost feel the life I could've had without this fucking gaping dent in my chest.

>>38927677
>>38927679
just cause its legal doesnt mean its socially acceptable

Also what am i supposed to do, just go up to them and say hi?

>>38927712
dont let that hold you back, also serves as an excuse

>>38927743
>socially acceptable
wtf are you? over 40?

>just go up to them and say hi?
have you never picked up girls?
If shes giving you the signals, yea just walk up to her (especially when she is among other girls), and say
hi, I've noticed you looking at me, want to grab a coffee or tea?

>>38927815
>wtf are you? over 40?
autistic

>have you never picked up girls?
never picked up random girls except once whilst lining up for a club. I wasnt even trying that time, just thought figured she was friends with someone in our group.

Most of the time I see girls who are interested in me is at the gym or across the street/around the shops. Not scenarios where people are talking already

>>38927830
well my buddy was 34 when he picked his 18yo wifey, now he put a second kid in her owen so I guess it worked.

I was dating 18yo when I was 29, no one gave me shit, not that I would care

I would 99% of the time not try to pick chick in a gym, she would need to be 11/10 and sucking her own fingers while looking me straight in eyes, but that's personal bias.
And what's wrong with picking chicks on the street?

>>38927815
>If shes giving you the signals, yea just walk up to her (especially when she is among other girls), and say hi, I've noticed you looking at me, want to grab a coffee or tea?
Different anon here that has actually never picked up a girl, is this really something you say to someone interested in you or are you suggesting saying something similar? Just curious, it sounds a bit direct to me. Wouldn't that scare her away?

>>38927882
>And what's wrong with picking chicks on the street?
that or on public transport

Not enough self confidence I guess.

Id approach if they smiled but most of the time is just staring. and are they just staring cause I'm staring at them? Or when they look back I instinctively look away like a beta

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>>38915287
Fucking brutal anon. Some anons over here might call you stupid because of not getting the pussy but if something like that turns you off and you don't want to fuck a bitch then good for you. If it was pure autismo then thanks for the top kekkers.

>>38927896
Well you might, that's why it's good to do it around her gfs. She feels elevated because you picked her from the pack, and feels safer.

Just something straight and direct.
>I would like to buy you a coffee
>I would like to know you better
etc

>>38927925
Smile yourself, if she smiles back, or smiles and lowers her look in that shy/playful way she's game.

Guys what's the worst that can happen?

She says no, you say sorry, I misinterpreted the situation, smile and walk away.

Life is short, just try, the more you try the more success you will have, and the more confident you will become.

In every situation the best decision is to do the correct thing, the second best is to do the wrong thing, the worst thing you can do is nothing.

>>38923414
Fuck, I wish I was this close with my gym bro

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>>38914142
>turn around and make a gay noise

>>38927975
yeah you're right anon

the more i do it the easier itll be for me.

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>>38923414
>tfw 2016 already and your gymbro doesnt feed you his cum
why even live

>>38927975
Beside the fact that i don't particularly like coffee, that seemed to be good advice.

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>>38927975
Thanks for the info, I must try it some time.

>>38928020
lol, there's tea, soda, juice, it's just an excuse to sit and talk

>>38928037
>ey yo bby, want to go drink some milk with me

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>>38928072

>model girl is apparently into me
>lives literally 10 meters away from me
>invites me to a fashion show or something to get a prize and says "it's because I really like to be with you"
>never went, never asked her how it was
>same girl invites me to eat outside
>implying I'll spend money and be around people
>decline, she looks sad
>same girl says we should go to a museum or something
>never went
>same girl gave me her number
>never called her, never texted her

>most girls at my workplace start talking too me, touching their hair, asking if I'm single
>assume they are making fun of me, so I barely answer and go back to staring at walls
>other girl invites me to a japanese food and then a concert or some shit because she had an extra ticket
>make up an excuse and stay home doing meth and playing dota


Things like that happen every day, and I have no idea if it's mire or pity. I literally forgot how having sex feels like. Well, at least I'm 1,92m king of manlets.

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>>38915287
Legit proud.

>>38928281
>meth

Found the bio weapon

>>38928281
>Dota

bloody russians

>>38928281
i bet youre sub 5k

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>do some cardio
>see a qt girl
>look at her
>she looks at me
>she comes over to the cardio area
>the entire area is empty except bottom right
>I'm bottom left
>she picks the bike directly next to me
>I hear a faint "hello"
>wasn't sure if she actually said it
>ignore it and keep running

>>38925000
Body fortress?
I bet she was making fun of you fatty.

>>38928631
i swear i've seen this story before

>>38923205
Underrated

>>38927334
youre probably fat anon. 15-16 at 15% or less bf.

>>38921146
you look like Harry Potter or what?

>>38928631
you probably made her feel like shit
>kek

>>38924390
>take our first sip
lost

>>38923375
> Every time I come back to lifting

>>38927712
Get surgery dude.

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>>38924390
>wake up next morning and take our first sip
well done anon

>>38925076
Neither

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>be milfag
>already did both annual fitness tests and semi annual height and weight so I'm good until next March
>go on epic bulk because I don't have to worry about the physical appearance and weight standards as long as I can keep up in platoon runs
>all lifts skyrocket high as fuck
>lifting on base gym, platoon Sergeant an other higher ups see me benching 3 plates and deadlifting 5 etc
>over indulge in bulk life and get really fat, 271lbs at 6'3
>officially 51lbs overweight because maximum weight is 220lbs
>check email one day, I have received orders to report to new battalion effective next week
>this means I have to put on my Class A service unifrom (pic related) and report to a new commander and also be weighed in upon arrival
>FUCK
>I'm gonna show up 50lbs overweight and immediately make a reputation as being a fat sack of shit and embarrass my previous command
>they normally give you a month
>immediately go to unifrom store and just buy new uniforms and have them tailored to my body
>start doing cardio twice a day and lifting once a day heavy to retain strength and also swimming
>drop from 271 to 253 In a week
>newly tailored uniform now too loose in mid section
>adjust belt and tighten it up to show V taper and broad chest and shoulders
>check in to new command
>commander comments on my thick neck and barrel chest in unifrom and says "You probably crush it in the gym huh?"
>says he's not going to weigh me in because despite weight standards and all that it's obvious that I'm just a big strong motherfucker and he doesn't believe in punishing a marine for that
>says he spoke to my former bosses and they all talked about how much I lift

>>38914837
Iktf, they never meant anything to me, but goddamn it. A man can only take so many mires from underage lolis before he finally breaks.

>>38930006
Ellemayo POG

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>>38913975
>be in walmart
>walking to vitamin isle
> about to turn right
>short qtie3.14 almost bumps into me
>she looks up with a huge smile and drops her getti'
>I say excuse me
> she looks down while smiling and says sorry

S-she was mirin' right guys?

>>38916360
Everyone of of us has a little bit of Zyzz in us

>>38924834
post face. no homo bro, just some academics

>Be in club
>Feeling good, looking good
>Go to bar for a drink
>Walk through crowd
>Girls mirin, wet floor
>Manlet friend to other friend "fucking anon, walks like he owns the place"

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>girl texts me and picks me up from my place last night
>fuck her and after we take a shower
>tells me I look like I was put together in a laboratory
>compliments my 2.5 plate squat ass
>says whenever I smirk I turn her on

I guess I'm making it

>>38914142
you always know a /fit/ story

>>38928281
>meth and playing dota
stop ruining my pubs you piece of shit

>>38914276
I imagine him saying Jesus Christ like Mr slave

>>38914142
time to find a new gym

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>>38914837
>tfw

>>38914142
what's a ''Stacy face'' tho?

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>>38923414
S A V A G E

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>>38920524
>you could've fucked you are milf teacher.
Man, i swear you're just doing this rustling on purpose.

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>>38920460
>take the school like always

Those were the days, when you just grab your school and go.

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>Getting back into lifting after break of a year because daddy now
>Fat diamond hard muscle knots under scapulas, moving head hurts so bad it makes me lose control over my anus rose
>Wife sends me to thai massage not knowing slanty eyed hoes are my secret fetish since toddler age
>One of the employees eyes get round like volleyballs when I enter the spa, she is waving me nearer very eager
>I lie down in a seperate room, 40kg chinese goddess starts climbig my back like it's fujiyama, moaning silently "wow", "oooh", ahhh"
>I turn around pat the lounger besides me, she gets butt naked and joins me
>We start making out, I play her clit like I played the amiga 500 Trackball, she gives me the most intense sensual asian handjob of my life
>Fast forward to second visit. She gets naked immediately after closing the door, lies down, we play the old fingerydoo
>After a whike she points at me and then her stomach and asks "baby?"
>In a bout of yellow fever I mount her like a way too small sexdoll and cum inside her
>Driving home to family, worried about aids and having started a second family that needs me way more than my first
>Can't even discuss the topic with chun li because she only talks chinese, propably a vicitm of human trafficking

How fucked am I famiglia?

>>38922967
>ruined
Virgin detected

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>>38930964

Kek this reminds me, situation was not that dramatic but similar.

>We have a summer house basically on the edge of a lake
>I was just post puberty (16 tops), not lifting then but feeling like I was roiding entire year, good genetics, growth spurt hit me really good
>summer vacation, all my aunts and mothers friends come crashing one weekend
>There are like 3 women my mothers age, 4 pre 30 milfs, and like 10 kids, ranging from 6 - 12
>my brother is 13, so I'm oldest, he spills his beans that I'm super good at launching into the lake
>not really throwing, but you squat in water, create a cradle with your hands, and then launch
>with cooperation from the launched, if they jump, you can shoot them 3 meters easily
>all kids are super hype, I love the water so np I guess
>at first my brother shows them what to do, all the boys are getting launched, but girls are kinda apprehensive
>after 30 minutes even the 12yo, oldest girl is begging to launch her too
>two hours of squatting and jumping in water, water is pleasantly cold, but I'm red, and breathing heavily
>still doing my job
>launching girls is easy because they are light, but is also agony because they need to literally hug their glistening chests, covered in glistening goosebumps in my face
>i cannot feel my legs and feet, i feel boiling hot, while in a lake, must keep going on
>kids crowding around me, grabbing my legs, pre-teen and teen girls showing their chest in my face, i will endure
>finally I hear from the shore: Kids, funs over, wash yourselves and come for dinner
>Two moms friends, the pre-30 milfs, and my 32yo, super hawt aunt, all in suntanning bikins, standing there shining from sun lotion.
>I just collapse in the water
>You're not going? One of them asks
>No <deep whizz> I n... <deep whizz> need to cool down <even deeper whizz>
>They laugh, and go with the kids back
>I did not even swim any more, just floated near the shore for like 15 minutes

cont.

>>38931291
COME ON ANON WHERE'S THE REST

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>>38931291
>I come back finally
>ate triple normal portion of grilled meat
>all the moms telling me how great husband I'm gonna be, how great I'm with kids
>arms shaking, legs shaking, cannot even cloth myself
>one 28yo milf is a nurse, orders me to lay down on a towel, and using tunning lotion gives me a massage
>was so tired did not even get a boner
>next day, guess what, the same thing happened
>sunday, moms decided they wanted to be launched too. fml
>thankfully they were concious enough to not shove their tits in my teen face, but shit was hard anyway
>after few throws they decided laughing that they just want to swim
>lots of laughing and correcting of bikini tops obviously happened
>At least I got to swim that day
>when they were leaving I got a lot of hugs, and butt smacks for being "such a good and manly son"
>my mom is actually super proud with me
>feels really good
>this entire weekend was a minefied, being young teenage boy in a summer house full of pre-teen and young teen girls, and always suntanning milfs was beautiful poison


waking the next day after all that work out and feeling great is probably even better, it's fucking great being young

>>38931367
sry, was actually writing from memory, real OC here

>gif very related

>>38931152
haha she got you anon, enjoy your new family.
If it makes you feel better, you made her dreams come true.

>>38930006
>be milfag
You typed this without thinking it over?

My mom tells me I'm good looking all the time.

>>38913975

> im probably 187lbs and 15-17% bf at 5'11
> go on OKC cuz fuck it
> match with qt mixed girl - asian/black
> hightest, real exotic looking - 5 feet tall, big round ass, nice medium sized titties and a beautiful face with amazing eyes
> snapchat etc for a couple days
> she stated earlier that shes not interested in hooking up
> for a date i suggested we get coffee and hang out by the lake
> it rains, she just comes to my house instead for netflix
> brings me chips
> sit on the couch with her, we have wine, laugh and joke
> asks for a blanket, and she cuddles up to me on the couch
> talk about tattoos, she compliments my arms
> takes off her sweater, in just a tank top
> one things leads to another and we fuck
> she is running her hands over me the whole time
> make her come twice thru oral and fingers
> get dick sucked, fuck her doggystyle
> she snuggles up close to me after, cant stop smiling

felt bretty gud i must say

>>38914142
fake.. please be fake

>>38915935
That picture.

Pray tell.

>>38931618
Huh?

>>38928631
Fuck I think I did this to someone before. I feel bad,but if they didn't say anything then I feel stupid.

>>38931999
>>38928631
Saying hello to an unrelated person isn't all that much of a big deal, you fucking autists.

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>>38930006
Devil dog, you are lucky to have such chill leadership. Didn't even get tape tested like a couple of my buddies did last week. Never mind the fact that they were in recon, and thus obviously in shape.

>>38931437
and you didn't bone any of the teen girls why?

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>no autist gf mirin my gains

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Dunno where to post this, but just matched with this. What do?

>>38932093
oldest was 12 ... it was just weekend when they were all there, and it was so cramped there was really no place to be elone

>>38926526
>>>38926460
>/r/theredpill
I vouch for this, it honestly saved my life

>>38923205
nice

>>38932129
dont fall for the 17 year old bait?

> with my bro picking up another friend
>parked on street in front of his place
>cars passing on the left stop at redlight
>a car with a gaggle of girls inside stops next to us
>i dont even notice this, keep chatting
>light turns green
>the car drives away and two girls yell in harmony "bye cutie!"
>assume they were joking because self esteem issues
>"dude they were checking you out the whole time"
>what are these super powers

>>38932335
I'm 12

>>38924390
>wake up next morning and take our first sip
I'm fucking dying here

>>38913975
Brad is /fraud/ so good luck with that.

>>38914051
>things that never happened

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>>38914142
>>38914276
I think it should be something like pic related

>>38932129
Huawei?

>>38929519
Yeah I hate to admit it but I usually lift for about 5~7 months and then something comes up so then I just shrink back down to skelly mode and not lift for 6 months.

>>38929340

Brown, dense hair, round glasses. Literally the only thing, but people don't need much more. Way funnier is when I'm wearing a striped shirt, I get Waldo from everyone instead.

I'm used to it - they don't mean anything by it. I do assume that they're stupid though.

>>38927547
That's kind of creepy, Anon. What do you mean you have your eye on them? What do you do that allows you to hang out with 15 year olds? Please tell me you're not a teacher...

>>38932817
Ye

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>>38921101

>>38913975

>gf tells me all her friends have been mirin my ass
>they kept asking her if she grabs it often or feels it
>gf is a quiet Christian girl so she doesn't even think about that
>mfw

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>>38914142

>>38933484
lol he looks like he is reloading an invisible weapon in the start

>>38930006
I wish I was a big of a guy as you

>>38933558
>>38933500
this is the related story

>locking up bike at shop at night
>hear youths behind me
>hear girl say 'he's fit' then laugh embarrassedly as she realises I could hear it
>ignore it and walk in to shop
>come back out and she's waiting there with her phone out, asks if she can give me her number
>looks hot but also 15-17 years old
>I ask how old she is and her friends just laugh, she replies asking how old I am (20)
>have to say nah sorry and leave the young puss behind

>standing next to group of girls on packed train
>they're all Mormons
>one has a cute face but too thick arms
>just before my stop she asks for my name to add me on Facebook and Snapchat

Only mired by babies and people who want to convert me. But I hooked up with a chick last night, and all of these were within a week, I doubt any would have happened before I started working out. Thanks /fit/.

>>38933517
post your ass no homo, i need to know how good my ass needs to be to get mired.

>>38933721
wtf, how do mormons have access to Facebook and snapchat?

>be me
>downstairs neighbors having a going away party (building is 3 floors one apartment per floor)
>invite me and room-mate
>girl I haven't seen before comes up and starts talking to us
>very drunk, very friendly, kind of babbling
>anon you're so handsome you look like you should be in a movie or something

It was a good feel

>>38933795
amish != mormon

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>>38923414
I lolled

>>38924739
Fucking same as me anon, pretty much every situation I'm in with grils

>>38922902
flexed or unflexed?

>>38914142
Please include me in the screencap for reddit

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>>38931152
you're a father, you should know it takes a few times to get pregnant. Depending on her cycle, you might've lucked out. Next time use a rubber or go anal

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>>38914142
>What the fuck is going on with me

kek you're browsing fit too much

or maybe just the right amount....

>>38926190
>>38926417
same recently at a family reunion. aunts, cousins, etc

>>38926190
you know what to do anon, you gotta tap dat ass

>>38926337
take a que from 40yr old virigin movie and just ask questions

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>>38914142

>>38923414
What a good samaritan. What you did next really shocked me.

>>38924739
Kinda know this feel.

I feel like I am handsome/built enough but honestly I can be pretty boring to talk to if you're a stranger. Most of my success with girls has been from ones who took the initiative instead of me. I tend to sperg out saying something too weird, or I real it in so far that I end up boring. Sucks

>>38915935

no sauce on that image yet????

>>38924739
This literally happens to me. Was hooking up with/had a chance to date a 9/10 except I always went full tard when spending the night/hanging out with her so it went to shit and she started dating someone else.

With 7s and below I'm fine and can string them along. Above that and I go to shit.

>>38936471
What happened? I tend to fuck it up before I even have a chance(like when it's obvious they're showing interest in you), so if I ever fix that and go beyond I need to know what not to do.

>>38916154
this, I would fuck a guy with a roided body but relationship wise, fuck no, would rather have a guy who looks normal but fit at the same time, not some hulk looking freak

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>>38914780
>>172lbs

>>38936496
I just got anxious around her because she was so hot so I did nothing because that way I couldn't fuck it up except it just led to her getting bored.

If I could go back: would've asked her to be my gf after fucking one night and made sure to go out to bars and do more fun shit together.

>>38936587
kinda explains why they shot her basically from shoulders up

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>>38923414

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When a girl is smiling, giving good eye contact and playing a lot with her lips, that's a good sign right?

I'm slowly recovering from a lifetime of being fat and invisible to women.

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>be last weekend
>visit best friend at school
>go to a party, see friend of my friend's bf there
>he is 9/10 hot, chad looks but a design major
>out of my league
>we've hung out before, he greets me with a hug
>try not to spill spaghetti

1 week later

>be this week
>walking back from gym when friend texts
>says she was talking to 9/10 guy last night and I came up
>says "my guy friends think you're a total babe, 9/10 and I were just talking about how great your butt is."
>mfw pic related

squats are paying off... pls don't let me wake up from this dream

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>>38937012
post ass you stupid bitch

NOT exactly a moron story, but god damn did it feel good.

>be me
>son of 500lbs dad
>be "athletic" fat (football and wrestling)
>still fat
>extended family sees me as a turbo fat like my dad
>haven't seen any of them in a long fucking time
>lost huge chunk of weight since saw any of them
>doesn't matter, still a turbo fat to them
>all weekend get told about how rock climbing cousin is pretty much a god and I should ask him help me lose weight
>getting pretty sick of this
>cousin starts showing off climbing around on stuff
>that doesn't look very hard at all
>do everything he just did, then stopped at the top of the tower and started doing pull ups with climber cousin
>if I can do it anyone can since I'm a disgusting fat fuck
>all my family trying to climb
>no one can get up at all
>aunt who has been giving me shit all weekend can't even make it to the first fucking beam

They all still think I'm worthless, but when I reached the top and did my five pull-ups with climber cousin he gave me a look of respect that felt pretty damn good. Fuck everything else, it was worth everything to get that look.

>>38915287
Things that happen

>>38937094

Honestly, fuck off m8

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>>38937615
Then post your ass for her if you care so much you piece of shit

>>38937343
Nice

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>>38914142

>Girl from high school
>Popular kid, parties, drama, etc, came out as gay a month before this story
>Years later, I lost a bunch of weight and gained some muscle
>Run into her
>Talk to her for a while, shoot the shit, etc
>Give her a hug, pick her up
>She comes down, looking in my eyes, running her hands on my pecs
>"You're pretty strong, huh?"
>She goes beet red, "Well I better get going, etc"

I've had shocking success with gay chicks.

I've gotten more compliments on my ass than my life accomplishments

>>38927448
copypasta faggot

>>38933777

>i need to know how good my ass needs to be to get mired.

Stand perpendicular to a mirror.

Does your ass come out further than your hams and back?

>>38938432
I'm at the point where I'm getting these kind of reactions from strangers, even though my BF is legit too high and I still feel like DYEL. I'm hitting the cutting hard so I can slay this Halloween.

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>>38923414
weeeeew
this shit is funny

>>38923205
I like it

>>38937343
Very good anon

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>>38914142

I only ever get mired by guys, I don't really.mind but ya know

>whoa looking big bro!

>you been hitting the gym brother?

>you're a big guy you play rugby right?

What gives I literally never get mired by girls, im defs not DYEL either

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>>38923414

SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS

>>38914276

Flatulence?

>>38923414
kek