>tfw celebrating birthday alone with a protein powdered cake

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>>38913890
Palju õnne sünnipäevaks, Anon.

Ma armastan Sind.

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>>38913890

>tfw when I've never had "birthday sex".
>don't even ask my age.

What brand protein, Anon?

ON? Six Star?

Inquiring minds want to know.

>>38913944

What's your age?

>>38913890
Your hat is not on correctly.

Nah brah, you got all of 4chan and the entire verizon network. Happy birthday

>>38913890
I spent every birthday alone from the time i was 13 until i was 24. You get used to it and a birthday is just another day of the week.

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>not using this
Not gonna make it

>>38913944
what's your age

>>38914103
>verizon
?

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>>38913890
Happy Birthday, anon! I wish you the best of gains and luck :)

Also:
> Be me 2016
> loving and caring GF made you a birthday cake and wakes you up at 00.00 am to give you presents
> Its the first time you actually kinda celebrated your birthday, not just casually got some money and a sweater from your parents two weeks later when you travel home for the weekend
> Choke back tears on the sight of a beautiful girl who takes so much happiness from making you happy
> No weird looks, no confusion, she just fixes it with a hug
> Tfw the scent of her hair mixes with the smell of the freshy baked cake

Were all going to make it

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>>38913929
>Ma armastan Sind
:DD

Recipe please

>>38913890
fucking loser

Hey! Happy birthday if it's actually your birthday bro! Treat yo self today mane, do what you love bro, maybe take a step to smash a hoe, sip some drank, macc today my guy.

>>38914819
fuck bro!!!! thats amazing, so happy for you cuzzo!! hopefully i'll be blessed like you one day anon! haha

Post pic of cake

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>>38913944

>birthday sex

I've never had any day of the year sex

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>>38913929
>head feelingud

You share birthday with 4chan! You lucky!

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>>38914819
But it never happened

>>38918104
Someday

>>38914819
That sounds wonderful, anon. I hope I can be happy someday.

>>38913944
wow birthday sex sounds so awesome

why do I always miss out on the best things in life.

>>38913890
Dw bro, I celebrated my 20th with my mum, then posted it to facebook

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>>38913890
>tfw the only thing I do is lift now and have nothing else to fill the void between waking up and going to bed

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>>38918617
Birthday sex with mom ??

>>38914819
fuck. im about to cry. im going to go to the gym now until it doesnt hurt anymore

>>38913890
Hey, it's my birthday too man! Happy birthday! Happy start of the fiscal year! Happy birthday to 4chan too! I've been smoking weed all day and about to eat a bunch of food with my family and that's all the celebration I want.

>>38918909
it never stops hurting, you can only mask the pain with more pain to keep you distracted for a while.

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>tfw my dog is around
At least I'm not alone, right?

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> I've been smoking weed all day

Never gonna make it

>>38914819

>and then I woke up

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>>38918895

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLtZZtZwl7Y
Reminds me of this.

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>>38916346

I spent my last birthday alone at a bar.

Cute Ukrainian bartender bought me a shot.

I cried in my car after as it was the only kindness anyone showed me on my birthday.

>>38914819
Use to feel that way Anon, then it ended and for every second of happiness I experienced I received a minute of pain, misery and loneliness.

>>38914819
You give me hope, god bless anon
Wish you the best of gains

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